"How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?"

Jake Kaplan • 10 months ago

"Keep talking, Hal, and the next brick I throw may not be at a window."

Jake Kaplan • 11 months ago

"What can I say? The camera loves me!"

Jake Kaplan • 11 months ago

At this point my blood is probably 94.3% coffee.

Jake Kaplan • One year ago

"A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do."

Jake Kaplan • One year ago

I want candy.

Jake Kaplan • One year ago

Magical and delicious.

Jake Kaplan • One year ago

We can't all be Beyoncé.

Jake Kaplan • One year ago

Not just cartoons, Nicktoons!

Jake Kaplan • One year ago

"Five dollar, five dollar footlong!"

Jake Kaplan • One year ago

Rodent Wrestlemania?

Jake Kaplan • One year ago

Welcome to the world, Alexis Olympia Ohanian Jr.

Jake Kaplan • One year ago

Is Beyoncé, Kelly or Michelle a virgo?

Jake Kaplan • One year ago

"What a fox."

Jake Kaplan • One year ago

Tennis has a new queen, and her name is Sloane Stephens.

Jake Kaplan • One year ago

"I'm still Jenny from the block."

Jake Kaplan • One year ago

Candy corn may be the most polarizing food of all time.

Jake Kaplan • One year ago

"Can you describe the snake that bit you? Yes, it was like an angry rope."

Jake Kaplan • One year ago

This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Jake Kaplan • One year ago

*Teacher voice* "I'll wait."

Jake Kaplan • One year ago