"How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?"
"Keep talking, Hal, and the next brick I throw may not be at a window."
"What can I say? The camera loves me!"
At this point my blood is probably 94.3% coffee.
"A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do."
Magical and delicious.
We can't all be Beyoncé.
Not just cartoons, Nicktoons!
"Five dollar, five dollar footlong!"
Welcome to the world, Alexis Olympia Ohanian Jr.
Is Beyoncé, Kelly or Michelle a virgo?
Tennis has a new queen, and her name is Sloane Stephens.
"I'm still Jenny from the block."
Candy corn may be the most polarizing food of all time.
"Can you describe the snake that bit you? Yes, it was like an angry rope."
This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
*Teacher voice* "I'll wait."