"How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?"
"Keep talking, Hal, and the next brick I throw may not be at a window."
At this point my blood is probably 94.3% coffee.
"Five dollar, five dollar footlong!"
Welcome to the world, Alexis Olympia Ohanian Jr.
Is Beyoncé, Kelly or Michelle a virgo?
Tennis has a new queen, and her name is Sloane Stephens.
Candy corn may be the most polarizing food of all time.
"Can you describe the snake that bit you? Yes, it was like an angry rope."