Skip To Content

    It's Finally Time We Talked About The Hot Dad From "Inside Out"

    A Pixar DILF.

    Wow, fam! I AM SO SORRY. Here I am in 2017 thinking I had already written a post about something back in 2015, but after a quick Google search, I guess I didn't???

    But I'm here today, openly admitting that I am a legendary Flop™, because HE deserved better and I didn't give that to him.

    And because your thirsty ass clicked on this post, you know that I'm referring to...

    ...THE HOT DAD FROM INSIDE OUT.

    Disney / Pixar

    We all know Inside Out was THE best movie of 2015 because of Pixar's innovative storytelling, blah blah Bing Bong blah...

    Disney / Pixar

    ...but low-key/high-key, Riley's dad, appropriately referred to as "Dad" throughout the film, was the REAL reason you enjoyed Inside Out.

    Disney / Pixar

    Like, hgjfghfhiodhfg;hiofeiwlhfsdhvjhgjfghj!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Disney / Pixar

    Dad was cute when Riley was a baby and even looked like a CGI snack with a beanie on his head, which no actual human can do...

    Disney / Pixar

    ...BUT SISTREN, when the movie arrives at present day, Dad is A M-A-N-W-H-O-C-A-N-T-U-R-N-M-E-I-N-S-I-D-E-O-U-T.

    Disney / Pixar
    ABC

    DARK FEATURES.

    Disney / Pixar

    PERFECT TEETH.

    Disney / Pixar
    Getty Images

    AND A MODEST ASS.

    Disney / Pixar
    TV Land

    Dad's got it all.

    Disney / Pixar

    AND MOM KNOWS IT.

    Disney / Pixar

    Unfortunately, the movie is about his daughter so I'm already out of imagery for this post, BUT THANK YOU, PIXAR. Simply, thank you.

    Disney / Pixar

    Now give us the X-rated spinoff we deserve.

    BuzzFeed Daily

    Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!

    Newsletter signup form