9.A strappy, light-support sports bra for anyone who wouldn't describe themselves as "having big boobs" (it's pretty as hell... but no, it's not going to support double D's).
10.A seat cover to protect your car from fidgeting feet, spilled snacks, and other kid-related threats against your upholstery.
11.Gold-tone ~filigree~ drop earrings with a sparkly crystal in the center.
12.Colorful ~Le Creuset on a budget~ casserole dishes (by Rachael Ray) that promote even cooking, so you don't have one section that's crustily burnt on to the side of the dish and another that's only lukewarm.
18.A pack of silicone "flowers" for gently scrubbing fruits and vegetables clean, as well as the dishes you end up cooking those fruits and vegetables *in*. Not much of a chef? These'll also clean your shower or tub.
19.30 sheets of 12-by-12 inch card stock with fifteen unique marble patterns. Use them for scrapbooking and crafting, or frame 'em — the patterns are that pretty!
20.Plus a Fiskars trimmer to (cleanly and precisely) cut up that lovely marble paper (or any other paper you may have).
21.A sequined gown that only *looks* like it costs hundreds and hundreds of dollars.
22.A doormat for Lord of the Rings fans. Tell Balrogs to GTFO.
23.Or (on a much sweeter note) a Totoro mat to lay down beside your bed. Nothing better than waking up and starting the day off right...with a Totoro-inspired smile.
24.An itty bitty cleaning brush for getting into itty bitty places. Hard to reach spots? Ha! They won't be so hard to reach once you get this thing in the mail.
25.A leather Gryffindor notebook for the Hermione in your life.