This is really just a post to let you know that actually, Taylor Swift is not dead! She's alive! And looking fucking great in her new music video! Let's take a look.
Diamond bath look — good.
Red snake queen look, EXCELLENT.
Orange look — GREAT.
Unhuggable look — LOVE IT.
Sweatshirt look — amazing!
Dominatrix look — OKAY YES!
Furry jumper look — VERY GOOD.
I'm even into the Jennifer Lopez à la Shades Of Blue look!
TBH this is the only look I don't *love*. Too spooky for me.
But I'm sure others are into it!
Anyway, watch the new video here because you'll at least wanna be able to talk about when people ask if you've seen it:
