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10 R-Rated Harry Potter "Would You Rather" Questions That'll Make You Squirm

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  1. 1. Would you rather...

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    Lick whipped cream off of Pettigrew's toes?
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    Or off of Hagrid's butt?
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1. Would you rather...
  1. Lick whipped cream off of Pettigrew's toes?
     
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    Lick whipped cream off of Pettigrew's toes?
  2. Or off of Hagrid's butt?
     
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    Or off of Hagrid's butt?
  1. 2. Would you rather...

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    Give up sex for a year?
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    Or have sex with Voldemort?
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2. Would you rather...
  1. Give up sex for a year?
     
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    Give up sex for a year?
  2. Or have sex with Voldemort?
     
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    Or have sex with Voldemort?
  1. 3. Would you rather...

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    Do hand stuff with Snape?
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    Or mouth stuff with Dumbledore?
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3. Would you rather...
  1. Do hand stuff with Snape?
     
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    Do hand stuff with Snape?
  2. Or mouth stuff with Dumbledore?
     
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    Or mouth stuff with Dumbledore?
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  1. 4. Would you rather...

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    Hook up with Umbridge for a month straight?
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    Or a random death eater?
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4. Would you rather...
  1. Hook up with Umbridge for a month straight?
     
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    Hook up with Umbridge for a month straight?
  2. Or a random death eater?
     
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    Or a random death eater?
  1. 5. Would you rather...

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    Have phone sex with Kreacher?
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    Or Aragog?
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5. Would you rather...
  1. Have phone sex with Kreacher?
     
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    Have phone sex with Kreacher?
  2. Or Aragog?
     
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    Or Aragog?
  1. 6. Would you rather...

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    Eat sushi off of Slughorn's bare body?
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    Or Professor Quirrell's?
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6. Would you rather...
  1. Eat sushi off of Slughorn's bare body?
     
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    Eat sushi off of Slughorn's bare body?
  2. Or Professor Quirrell's?
     
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    Or Professor Quirrell's?
  1. 7. Would you rather...

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    Get an intimate massage from Professor McGonagall?
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    Or Professor Trelawney?
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7. Would you rather...
  1. Get an intimate massage from Professor McGonagall?
     
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    Get an intimate massage from Professor McGonagall?
  2. Or Professor Trelawney?
     
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    Or Professor Trelawney?
  1. 8. Would you rather...

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    Have a one-night stand with Bellatrix?
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    Or with Rita Skeeter?
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8. Would you rather...
  1. Have a one-night stand with Bellatrix?
     
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    Have a one-night stand with Bellatrix?
  2. Or with Rita Skeeter?
     
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    Or with Rita Skeeter?
  1. 9. Would you rather...

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    Have a passionate love affair with Uncle Vernon?
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    Or Aunt Petunia?
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9. Would you rather...
  1. Have a passionate love affair with Uncle Vernon?
     
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    Have a passionate love affair with Uncle Vernon?
  2. Or Aunt Petunia?
     
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    Or Aunt Petunia?
  1. 10. Would you rather...

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    Watch Hagrid get it on with Madame Maxime for the rest of your life?
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    Or watch Arthur and Molly do the nasty forever?
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10. Would you rather...
  1. Watch Hagrid get it on with Madame Maxime for the rest of your life?
     
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    Watch Hagrid get it on with Madame Maxime for the rest of your life?
  2. Or watch Arthur and Molly do the nasty forever?
     
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    Or watch Arthur and Molly do the nasty forever?

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