This is a code red Taylor Swift alarm, because she just premiered her music video for "Look What You Made Me Do." The whole thing is pretty deeeeeeep. I'd suggest watching.
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But the best/craziest part comes in the last 40 seconds of the video, when all the different Taylors of the past come together to basically acknowledge everything that has ever been said about her.
First "You Belong With Me" Taylor was making a surprise face, and zombie/dead Taylor was like, STOP DOING THAT.
Then "Shake It Off" Taylor was like, yeah. You can't be surprised all the time! Which is basically what everyone said in 2012.
Then darker/reborn Taylor called Zombie/dead Taylor a bitch, and zombie/dead Taylor was like, "DON'T CALL ME THAT." You know, 'cause Kanye called Taylor a bitch in his song "Famous."
Then "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" Taylor called out "Hey Stephen" for being fake. Which, ya know, is another thing all the h8ters say.
And then they were all like, "She's playing the victim again!" Then snake Taylor hissed.
And finally, 2007 VMA Taylor showed up and said she wanted to be excluded from the narrative — famously said by Taylor last summer, and then mocked by all.
So what we've learned is 1) Taylor Swift definitely knows everything that anyone has ever said about her and 2) I love aware Taylor and am ready for this era. Oh, and also, this.
I ❤️TS. #LWYMMDVideo