August 10, 2016
"It's blowing my mind how the same little girl I used to see doing flips on my bed at age six now has a gold medal."
Dreams really do come true and now I'm sobbing bye.
All the extroverts in the house - let me hear you say HEYYYYYY!
Caso envolve suborno para evitar que jornalista denunciasse deputado evangélico por tentativa de estupro. Feliciano nega que tenha atacado a mulher.
Unemployment rates for Muslims are more than double that of the general population – and women are hit hardest. A group of MPs has examined why.
Esos trajes Hugo Boss no se pagan solos.
The ladies of the Magic Kingdom can learn a lot from the Final Five!
A agenda está cheia, tem Brasil para todos os gostos. Não marque nada.
What did we do to deserve The Rock?
Es momento de saber la verdad sobre tus papitas y frituras.
A 73-year-old community volunteer was fatally shot by an officer who was mistakenly given live ammunition instead of blanks, Florida police said.
According to Canadian law, they must now marry the squirrel.
Are you Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede or Bandana Waddle Dee? Take this quiz and find out!
Stephen Rogata of Virginia, who climbed nearly 21 stories of the 68-story building using suction cups, was charged with trespassing and reckless endangerment.
She cast Trump's remark about gun-rights advocates as “casual inciting of violence” and “the latest in a long line of casual comments from Donald Trump that cross the line.”
Crónica de un flashazo no anunciado.
Candidato tucano à Prefeitura de São Paulo foi assediado por eleitoras em comércio popular, entrou em sacristia de igreja e visitou bandejão. "É o Russomanno?", perguntaram alguns.
"Then we're going to take this MAC 43...just kidding, it's like some brush I got off this cheap-ass website."
In the wise words of the Spice Girls, "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends."
Brave New World Record. Thanks to #BookOlympics on Twitter.
Both the Democratic and Republican candidate running for a state House of Representatives seat in Minnesota are Somali-Americans, and whoever wins will become the first in the nation to serve as a state-wide lawmaker.
"Friends don't lie."
Prueba tu memoria.
A criatividade para escolher o nome de seus capturados em Pokémon GO é a melhor coisa que tá tendo.
Someone had to say something.
Teve bandalha. Teve doce de batata no sinal. Teve Lulu Santos.
More than 2 million of those copies were sold in the first two days alone.
En serio, cierra con llave la maldita puerta.
Potatoes are the new black.
"Her middle name is Joy, and she encompasses that to the nth degree."
"I got 48 straight hours of constant hate mail."
Maybe it's about shaving dicks?
"He's unhinged. It's difficult to imagine why anyone could support him. He comes across as a demagogue. He comes across as a guy who, frankly, Putin has made a fool of. The ways, the reasons not to support him are growing by the day."
A mudança drástica na cor da água espantou todo mundo.
"Oh please, they didn't sneak into this country to be your friends."
"Vocês. Mandaram. Noventa. Mensagens. No WhatsApp."
God bless the Olympics.
Donald Trump denied that Secret Service agents spoke to him or his campaign about the comments, calling the report, "a made up story" by CNN.
"We, the documentary community, call upon the Department of Justice to investigate a troubling pattern of abuse of power: the pervasive harassment of citizens who use cameras and social media to document and distribute footage of law enforcement."
PSA: A wig doesn't make you gay, folks.
A journey into the ~dark~ heart of Rio.
Easy to make, great for showing off!
Aí sim ficaria bem fácil entender aquela história toda de hipotenusa, né?
Éste es el cuestionario más difícil que responderás...
Why is America's favorite and most ubiquitous food so hard to get right on a national scale? Several entrepreneurs are at the forefront of this booming fast-casual trend, but none more so than a man whose previous claim to fame was as the brother of America's top tennis star.
Bring your A-game to campus.
"I don’t know if it’s gonna be a good change, but you gotta break eggs to make an omelette,” said Thomas Massie of Kentucky.
It's not gymnastics.
"You can do anything you set your mind to. Except for Simone Biles's floor routine."
Vas a querer un par.
Esto tiene que parar, México.
Argentine President Mauricio Macri made his preference known in an exclusive interview with BuzzFeed News just outside of Buenos Aires.
Oksana Chusovitina is a BOSS.
Não está sendo como a gente imaginava.
A opinião deles sobre ketchup na pizza é a mesma dos paulistanos.
"We need to do better and we know it," said CBS exec Glenn Geller this week of the predominantly white male–led fall TV lineup.
He never said any of this, you guys.
Pretty much Canada's version of Florida.
The company said it was supposed to be "anime."
Looks like they all "made it through."
It might not be as easy as you think.
No eres Nicki Minaj y los jeans holgados en las nalgas son tus enemigos.
Students and former students: We want to know!
Tell us how you keep it cool in all the crazy.
The country is the first former British colony in the Caribbean to strike down its colonial-era sodomy law, and the move could boost LGBT rights throughout the region.
Break a sweat on the floor seats!
"What are you going to get from me? The key to unlock the secrets I know can make you rich."
This day is the most blessed day.
Eigentlich sogar das vom ganzen Universum.
It's August. Hold onto it as long you can.
"Let Malia Obama live."
El deporte en el que todos los mexicanos nos llevaríamos triple medalla de oro.
The image being shared is fake, but at least one Iranian outlet did censor the bikini-clad athletes.
It may take nine hours, but your Instagrams will look damn good.
You can always count on your friends to keep you grounded.
"Should I buy another VS swimsuit? Probably not. Will I do it anyway? Probably."
Put a ~cheap~ ring on it.
It's a wild ride down the aisles.
Représenter son pays aux JO ne suffit pas pour certains.
"If I'm with a man who is attractive, I don't really need him to be funny."
Enjoying those tiny Speedos at the Olympics? Yep, that was us.
Adiós, quincena del futuro.
What a winning combo.
This will only take a ~faction~ of your time.
Others are jumping to the gymnast's defense after people online called her a "sorry American" and a poor sport.
Fuck herbs tbh.
Labour's deputy leader is now communicating with the party leader via public letters.
"Hand dryers are a great way to waste 5 minutes before I wipe my hand on my jeans."
POURQUOI est-ce qu'il demande de «passer avant minuit»?
This is absolutely what you look like whenever you see pizza.
Clique para saber.
Michael Phelps teve tempo de trocar uma ideia na piscina.
Toi + moi = stabilité économique et épanouissement professionnel, bb
They're obviously doing something right!
We heart you, Edna Mode.
En directo desde la Quinta presidencial de Olivos, al norte de Buenos Aires.
Big-haired babes share their favorite ways to pump up the volume.
In 2010, the giants of the beef business set out to put "sustainable beef" on the market. Years later, they're still trying to work out exactly what that means.
Not including chicken curry.
Faites-vous partie de ceux qui ont connu la meilleure émission de tous les temps?
"He didn't even know the effect he had on their lives."
Queen of the Olympics.
And the track names are iconic.
Judge Patricia Lynch was also told to "go fuck yourself", to which she replied: "You too."
Karl Lauer gefällt das.
A dragon stapler, elephant paper clips, cereal that'll help you poop, and 18 other things you’ll want to add to your wish list ASAP.
"It appears this guy was waiting for us to get here," a police spokesman said. "It seems [he had] full intent to inflict violence against us."
"I’ve been fighting to defend religious freedom for years," Clinton writes in the Deseret News.
Auf Twitter wird gerade der Hashtag #SaetzevomLehrer gefeiert und es wird Dich so nostalgisch machen.
There were open bars, Slip’n Slide competitions, and hookups, but trying to recapture childhood can turn dark really fast.
You're the best type of trash though.
Firecracker Pulled Brisket Eggs Benedict exists in London, so let’s go.
"No matter how long you've been at it, doing the balance beam will always be terrifying."
Go for the gold!
It's not all lube and butt plugs (but, yeah, those are important, too).
Which shoes cost four times as much?
«MAIS NAN CHU PAS LOUP-GAROU!»
On the 10th anniversary of Half of a Yellow Sun, the Nigerian author talks about the impact of her work.
It's not going to be nice.
De la première à la dernière saison sans AUCUNE interruption.
Sur Facebook, Marsault a publié le post d'une jeune femme qui se félicitait de la suspension de la page de ce dessinateur controversé. Cette militante féministe a alors reçu de nombreuses insultes et menaces de mort de la part de ses fans.
How many glamorous points can you score out of 100?
Turn your IPA into a SPY PA.
Because paying for shipping is THE WORST.
Only proceed if you're happy for your childhood to be ruined.
Porque só uma sobremesa se você pode ter duas?
"You just did the most incredible miracle that life has to offer. You gave birth to a human being! So I would really like to see that celebrated."
Es müssen nicht immer Katzen und Hunde sein.
Ich geh wieder nach Hause.
*applies dog face filter*
Puppy friendships are the best friendships.
DON'T MESS UP.
Just like the rest of us.
"When I feel like someone is really fake is when I'll clapback."
Is a million enough to give up masturbating for a year? That's a hard one.
Lazy bakers, this one's for you!
Put on your rose-tinted spectacles and take a look at these.
La lucha definitiva.
Three people are confirmed to have died after fires tore through the island of Madeira.
"That is no python baby."
Sorry. Too soon.
TL;DR: It was probably algae.
So many badass young'ns heading to Rio.
**Points at the screen screaming "THAT'S US!"**
Yep, you can walk down the aisle to something other than the wedding march.
She loves memes and totally freaks out when given any attention. Same.
As if you needed another reason to shop.
No todas las heroínas llevan capa.
Beauty can be found in the most unexpected places.
The Canary launched under a year ago and is already taking over Facebook and the Labour leadership contest with the stories "other media won’t publish". How?
Rembrandt = vous.
No, you can't just spray and go.
Chocolate is overrated anyway.
Just relax your eyes, click the button, and be honest about which name you see first.
Justin Timberlake was on top of the charts, everyone was carrying around Apple products, and people could not stop talking about Harry Potter. Wait, what year is it?
Scottish kids take exams like this. Have you got what it takes to beat them?
This is the least chill selfie you've ever seen.
Taylor: I don't want to talk about it. Lea: continues to talk about it.
Mick Hucknall and Martine McCutcheon were there on a date.
PC Paul Davies was sent to find a missing man with mental health problems and ended up helping him write his first volume of poetry.
"I am a bit of an artiste." – Margot Robbie
Honestly, they're just hot chocolatey scrambled eggs.
Nobody puts baby in the corner. Unless you're Megan.
Darum solltest Du kein Veggie-Patty-Sub am Samstagabend essen.
Ich sag nur „Tittenfisch”!
A game with high-bakes.
C'est un faux compte de média iranien qui a fait croire à une fausse censure.
In which Ariana Grande is all of us.
Voilà comment finir en beauté.
The blaze was caused by an electrical fault, according to the Iraqi Ministry of Health.
L''affiche ne serait qu'une «recommandation» qui fait suite à plusieurs «incidents».
Pas si sympa, le dauphin!
Dafür sollte es zumindest Trost-Medaillen geben.
Un silbato con forma de salchicha: el regalo que todo niño necesita.
No centro onde treina a judoca, crianças e adolescentes se viram no lugar mais alto quando Rafaela Silva subiu no pódio.
Ces ados à l'âme aussi noire que leurs cheveux sont adultes maintenant!
"A personal and public statement from Secretary Clinton in opposition to a lame duck vote would provide huge momentum in the fight to stop the TPP once and for all."
Make pasta great again.
Lassi how accurate we can get.
El mineralismo va a llegar, cojone ya.
People come for the chicken but stay for the halloumi.
Voldemort, est-ce que c'est toi?
Exercise or extra fries?
The advert shows a driver's pupils dilating with excitement as the car speeds up.
It's really, really green.
Le saviez-vous: personne ne fait caca correctement.
"The consultation process should not be rushed."
Google India's Twitter Just Added Fuel To The Fire To The Whole "Is Coldplay Coming To India?" Debacle
So are they coming or not?
Guess who's back, back again, Jason's back, tell a friend.
Vault would be a more popular gymnastics event if they called it Walk Into The Club Like.
Will these tweets accept this rose?
A new "transgender toolkit" will help families struggling with the legal process.
Literal breaking news.
I will fight you about this.
Trump's campaign says his prediction that "Second Amendment people" could stop Hillary Clinton's judicial appointees didn't imply shooting anyone. But some of his supporters took it that way.
She's a ride or die type of girl.
Don't Phuck with Phelps.
Oooo go best friend, that's my best friend.
"The Australian government has engaged in one of the most successful mass cover-ups I've witnessed in my career of documenting human rights violations."
Australian reporter Amanda Abate might want to log off social media for a while.
"They need to throw one regular person in the Olympic swimming pool lanes for context."
'Maid to be great.
Who could have seen this coming?!
An analysis found that federal officials continue to ask local police to hold immigrants with no convictions, a practice that was supposed to stop under reforms announced two years ago.
Em depoimento à polícia, Emerson Biazon, que aparece em vídeos com Patrícia Lélis, diz que chefe de gabinete de deputado chegou a entregar R$ 70 mil. Patrícia nega ter pedido dinheiro para abafar denúncia de tentativa de estupro.