1.
When you see there's pizza.
2.
When you desperately need the pizza.
3.
When you will stop at nothing to get the pizza.
4.
When you see the pizza in the distance but someone else is quicker than you.
5.
When you don't like the toppings.
6.
When you decide you still want it anyway.
7.
When the pizza is almost within your grasp.
8.
When you're so close you can almost taste it already.
9.
When you see someone else is going to get to the pizza first.
10.
When you realise you didn't like the toppings on it anyway.
11.
When you and your friend go for the same pizza at the same time and it all goes to shit.
12.
When it's the last slice.
13.
When your desire for pizza pushes you reach new heights of personal achievement.
14.
When the pizza is about to go into your mouth.
