August 16, 2016
"WAKE UP LET'S GET TACO BELL!"
Never forget Nikki Webster and that pink dress.
"I thought, 'well this is what my training is for,' so, I put my name down."
With stand-up comedy increasing its popularity thanks to Netflix, HBO, and now Laughly, we all need to know which funny person we are.
Where's the 7Thirsty channel?
"I think boxing is dead. It's about whoever pays the most money. Whoever has the biggest influence wins."
The 19-year-old had no apparent relationship to his victims and the attack seemed to be "completely random," the sheriff said.
Tantos sentimientos encontrados.
Those swimsuits. I MUST have them.
"People my age do not eat this stuff."
A woman accused actor and director Nate Parker and a friend of raping her in 1999 while they were at Penn State. Parker was later acquitted. The woman killed herself in 2012.
Tem Brasil x França e Brasil x Argentina. Haja coração!
The bankrupt network has found a buyer after its clash with Hulk Hogan and Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel.
"You thought it'd be funny to post a pic of yourself riding on the back of a Black man?"
Recipes too cheesy not to eat
So man(bun)y questions.
"Ela estava junto com minha tia na hora e as duas estavam realmente achando que daria certo".
"Mexicans LOVE sour cream."
Espadas con punta suave, y una actitud fuerte.
Que tu cepillo de dientes hable por ti.
"It's a burger inside a burrito. Just take my fucking money."
A truly joyous occasion.
Vojislav Seselj, who was once accused of crimes against humanity, said he and his ultranationalist Serbian supporters back Trump because "he is a supporter of Russia."
Dor, suor e lágrimas.
Nada como uma boa troca de farpas
Além disso, ninguém notou a diferença!
"Que o COI troque já o mala do futebol feminino pelo eletrizante futsal. De homens!"
Y en la gustada sección: "Me Río de Janeiro..."
Jenner says "it's time for the next adventure."
Diamond rings > Olympic rings.
"It's harassment. Any way you look at it, it's harassment."
Welcome to the sorting quiz.
Oh, to have flexibility.
Muito além de "não sei, sou de humanas".
The party wants to boost the number of teenagers from poorer families staying in education.
"It was never the same after she washed it."
Fundamentalmente, nadar mucho, levantar muchas pesas, comer mucho, descansar mucho.
Wanna see something gross? Ur-ine Luck!
No começo, parecia fácil. Mas as suecas endureceram. E o final foi cheio de emoção.
You know you want one.
Trump also touts his friendship with Bill Clinton in old Facebook posts.
Depois de trocar o PT pelo PMDB, Marta ainda reina na periferia. "É a Dilma?", perguntaram algumas crianças.
Taco Bell or Katie Bell?
They seem to be pretty chatty.
"Yes. We got it." — Canada.
El cambio es impresionante.
Tal vez el nado sincronizado es más lo tuyo.
The dive landed him in last place.
Stanley Vernon Majors had a history of conflict with Khalid Jabara and his Christian Arab-American family — and was charged with hitting his mother with a car last year.
The best in the world TBH.
"É pau, é vara/é o Thiago subindo/é o sarrafo de ouro/é o menino sorrindo..."
Ex-secretária trilíngue, madrinha das prostitutas e alienígena cinematográfica de filme infantil.
The FBI notes, which were made available to some members of Congress on Tuesday, are classified.
If serial killers scare the shit out of you, you've got 14 more to worry about now!
More than 20,000 people have been rescued after extreme rainfall over the weekend.
Sometimes really cute..is actually really cruel.
Does this seem ridiculous to you?
Tell us what speedy product you own actually motivates you to cook.
O en otras palabras, ¿usas tu sentido común?
Pon a prueba tu conocimiento de las ~hierbas~.
Queen of directing.
Turns out Kris Humphries coulda been a contender.
AQUI É BRASIL, PORRA!
The legacy automaker announced a series of investments that'll help it launch its self-driving cars.
On your hands.
Hay cosas más peligrosas que los fantasmas.
"O colégio eleitoral de 110 milhões de eleitores seria substituído, sem a devida sustentação constitucional, por um colégio eleitoral de 81 senadores", escreveu, em sua defesa.
Los penes pueden ser terriblemente incómodos.
These are fun to make and fun to eat!
Admit it: You're addicted.
It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV.
"Parents said they had no idea Target did parties. I told them they don't — we were crashing the place."
"Maybe you should learn some actual SCIENCE then."
The couple settled their divorce Tuesday and released a statement saying Heard would donate financial proceeds from the divorce to charity.
Fu Yuanhui is basically all of us when we're PMSing.
Alltag in der halben Hauptstadt.
Garlic, cheese, and potatoes... WUT?!
Tell us the best inexpensive thing you've bought!
The kid had a feeling we needed this.
Extra! Extra! Rio-d all about it!
Porque el triunfo se lleva desde la piel.
So much drama happened in these kitchens.
Are you clawsome or pawsome?
Kimye, take note for baby number three.
Seriously, it makes way too much sense.
~Protect yourself~ before you wreck yourself.
Who wants to go through the Murder House? Anyone?
Are you the next Octomom?
Stanford professor Tom Mullaney has the largest collection of Chinese typewriters in the world — a collection that he says contains clues to the almost-lost history of information technology.
The poster was hung up outside the Indian Embassy in Poland and has since been taken down.
No hubiese habido una última cena sino un gran Snatch game.
Queen of Great Comebacks.
"The truth is Mr. Manafort is involved in our campaign, but he's not running for president."
So simple. So mind-blowing.
Komplimente vs. dumme Streiche.
There have been at least 16 deaths linked to police use of Tasers since the devices were introduced in 2003.
Nada mais brasileiro do que dar uma lembrancinha que é de fato a cara da cidade.
Mesmo quando você não está fazendo nenhum exercício você consegue se machucar.
O salário saindo da sua conta e você respondendo mensagem de crush são apenas algumas delas.
"Reality is reality."
Your birthday can tell how many lives you've lived.
Queen of bird noises.
But a leaked government document seen by BuzzFeed News shows it's still on the agenda – and so are a number of other new measures aimed at reducing sugar consumption.
Even the scientists who found it COULD NOT HANDLE IT.
The actress turns 58 today and I have one question: HOW?!
Police said the incident occurred after an argument broke out during the party.
♫ What does it mean? ♫
You know you're super picky about your sandwiches. So how do you like 'em?
Ça demande beaucoup d'efforts pour être aussi talentueux-se.
«C'est très proche de la réalité, les meurtres et les perruques en plus, bien sûr.» (Avertissement: spoilers jusqu'à la saison 4!)
This is like FMK, but with food. Yum = you want it now, Nom = you want it forever, and Vom = well, that's self-explanatory, right?
I cried while taking this.
Tweeting the truth.
They're just trying to help.
They're out-of-this-world cute.
How well do you know your pizza angles?
Dolor, sudor y lágrimas.
So abartig und doch so gut.
Álcool para todo mundo!
Non mais sérieusement, vous allez les chercher où?
When Stewart McDonald said he wanted to share a room with his partner, a receptionist asked: "Really? Both of you in the same bed?"
"The caffeine molecule is responsible for all that is good in this manuscript."
Choudary and another man, Mohammed Mizanur Rahman, were found guilty at the Old Bailey in July, and the conviction can be reported now for the first time.
E também sobrou para a França inteira.
What's changed in SW3?
He looks like a regular GUY.
Elle a déjà reçu une proposition!
Playing "I Will Survive" on repeat is perfectly OK.
If your answer is "sarsaparilla," you're 180 years old.
Breakfast is gloriously calorific.
Let the awkwardness commence.
Like the sting of winter on your face.
Good luck and don't puke rainbows.
So many large flower hair pins.
Te conocemos muy bien.
Sherroll Foster, 65, accepted money the scammers had taken from other victims and sent it to Ghana without question, a court heard.
Para cuando no sepas qué más hacer con tu cabello.
The officer who fatally shot Akai Gurley in a housing project will pay the family $25,000 of the total settlement.
Here's a hint: you probably can't.
Arturo Carmona, the campaign's deputy political director, will lead a voter registration effort at mitú to get 1 million young Latinos registered to vote.
Highlighter, dresses, and dragon slippers, all shipped to you for free!
Deals from Best Buy, Adidas, Brooks Brothers, Saks Fifth Ave and more!
The former UKIP leader prompted the speculation after he was spotted queuing at the Germany embassy so BuzzFeed News asked him about it. "None of your business," he said before hanging up.
Das sind die lustigsten und traurigsten Argumente von Impfgegnern.
Shut up and take my gold dragons.
"Sometimes when people say that Delhi is the rape capital, that there are so many rapes happening in India, and pehle toh aisa nahin tha, I'm like, don't kid yourselves."
Everyone wants to know how much their boobs weigh.
In your teenage and young adult years, your brain is changing in important, exciting ways that scientists are only just learning about. Here are a few of them.
No one stops at one.
Ich sage nur: Wäschesäcke aus der Hölle, Notrufknopf und Nachtschicht.
Who would have thought.
Les vrais héros de l'été.
Ces gens sont-ils réels?
Black Lives Matter campaigners said the death of former footballer Dalian Atkinson on Monday epitomises the disproportionate use of Tasers on black people.
They just will.
Test your hunger.
Not even cramps should cramp your style.
The other kind of butt stuff.
Vous allez enfin connaître la vérité.
"I mean, again, I don't have any hard proof, it may be nothing, but is this the conduct of someone who is trying to win? I just, I don't see it," Rep. Carlos Curbelo said Monday.
The plot thickens.
Иногда особенность своего положения трудно заметить
"I can’t imagine why I'd want to stay somewhere I am so obviously not welcome," the Birmingham Yardley MP said.
They're all pawesome!
Vous, on ne vous file aucune médaille d’or pour vos règles.
Mann hats nicht leicht.
«Le cancer ne m'empêche pas d'être une princesse.»
Here come the tears.
It's not really a true British shitpub without a grim beer garden.
♫ Like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel. ♫
Você escolhe: o Pikachu ou eu.
You gotta know your sports if you want the gold.
I love cooking with wine! Sometimes I even add it to the food!
Good luck not self-imploding.
These lawmakers could get it.
Finally some good memes.
No, they didn't all say "Pokémon GO."
Update: Production of the Galaxy Note 7 has been "permanently discontinued."
In Nevada and Colorado, Romney had a unique weapon, one that Trump has ensured is not available to him.
Les costumes reflètent l'évolution de chaque personnage.
*watches as kitchen explodes*
Any that you find surprisingly really good?
Obonjan was forced to delay its opening last month because of a power failure. Almost three weeks later, people are still waiting for refunds and those who did make it say they walked into "chaos".
This is bullshit and we shouldn't stand for it.
Eigentlich ganz einfach, oder?
Trust your nose!
Danke für nichts!
Sleep under the stars every night.
The cakes at this Scottish tea room are almost too pretty to eat. Almost.
TL;DR: He said "um" a lot.
'Cause a Tinder match shouldn't be easier than a foundation match.
And don't spare us the gory details, please.
They’re first place in our hearts.
Yes. Here you go.
"She's sweet and friendly and about 80% ears."
"No you can't sit there my dog might sit there."
Friends and family say Sushant Rohilla hanged himself after college authorities did not let him sit for semester exams.
Economists say the real effects of the UK's withdrawal from the EU won't be felt for some time.
Twenty-one countries have joined the #MissingType campaign calling for new blood donors.
He is Groot. We've decided. No one else gets to be Groot.
«COMMENT ON DIT "BONNE NUIT" EN FRANÇAIS??????»
"No, no estoy enfadada".
Although they're all winners, obviously.
Regardez attentivement, c'est hyper ~facile~.
The left-wing singer insisted he still supports Corbyn after the newspaper published a story alleging that he'd turned against the Labour leader.
Que la personne qui n'a jamais fait des pâtes à 4h du matin lève le doigt.
It's surprisingly difficult.
This is a beautiful gift.
Wird Dein Spinat auch immer so matschig?
Are we all just cosplaying being an adult?
Tous les héros ne portent pas de cape.
Let's replace every princess and fairy costume with ministers and presidents, please and thank you.
Envoyer un recommandé=plus difficile qu'un marathon.
"It is taking me longer to type this tweet than it took Bolt to run and win his event."
You should’ve stuck to your mum’s bowl cut.
Tell us your drunken food nightmares.
Buena no, LO SIGUIENTE.
Lego Shah Jahan approves.
Everybody's favourite yogi is in legal trouble.
"When it's personal like this," said Maria Hamilton, whose son was killed in an officer-involved shooting in 2014, "we don’t need no cameras."
What does this mean?
"Draw me like one of your French fries."
The least ridiculous thing about this Hrithik Roshan epic is the flying crocodile.
Being an insect is hard.
Take off this quiz da machan!
A majority in both your houses!
"I nominate Shaunae Miller for greatest Olympian. She won at track and field AND diving."
Don't fuck with Kaylor.
Equal parts delicious and damn good looking.