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Can You Survive This Horrific Game Of British Celebrity Would You Rather?

It's not going to be nice.

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  1. Would you rather shrink, and spend the day in David Cameron’s pants or Jeremy Corbyn’s pants?

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  1. Would you rather wipe Ant's bum or Dec's bum?

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  1. Would you rather be trapped on a very, very small desert island (like 5m square) with Katie Hopkins or Nigel Farage?

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    I'd rather be trapped on a tiny island with Katie Hopkins
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    I'd rather be trapped on a tiny island with Nigel Farage
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  1. Would you rather do a poo in front of Grant or Phil Mitchell?

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    I'd rather do a poo in front of Grant Mitchell
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  1. Would you rather snog Boris Johnson or Theresa May?

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    I'd rather snog Boris Johnson
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  1. Would you rather shit your pants and have to ask for a clean pair off Tom Hiddleston or Idris Elba?

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    I'd rather shit my pants in front of Idris Elba
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    I'd rather shit my pants in front of Tom Hiddleston
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  1. Would you rather be trapped in a loveless marriage, with no hope of escape, to Piers Morgan or Simon Cowell?

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    I'd rather be trapped in a loveless marriage to Piers Morgan
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  1. Would you rather smell a corgi's fart or the Queen's fart at very close range?

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    I'd rather smell the Queen's fart at close range
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  1. Would you rather spend the rest of your life stuck in a tiny room with Jeremy Clarkson or just disappear of the face of the earth tomorrow?

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  1. Would you rather pick cake out of Mary Berry’s teeth or Paul Hollywood’s teeth?

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  1. Would you rather have really, really, really bad sex – like the worst, most awkward, embarrassing, messy, unsatisfying sex anyone's ever had – with Adele or Benedict Cumberbatch?

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    I'd rather have the worst sex of all time with Adele
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  1. Would you rather clean up the vomit of Holly Willoughby or Philip Schofield with your bare hands?

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    I'd rather clean up Holly Willoughby's vomit with my bare hands
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    I'd rather clean up Philip Scholfield's vomit with my bare hands
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  1. Would you rather be bored to death, like literally killed due to dull as fuck conversation, by Katie Price or Geri Halliwell?

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    I'd rather be bored to death by Geri Halliwell
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