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Can You Survive This Horrific Game Of British Celebrity Would You Rather?

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  1. Would you rather shrink, and spend the day in David Cameron’s pants or Jeremy Corbyn’s pants?

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    I'd rather spend the day in David Cameron's pants
    I'd rather spend the day in Jeremy Corbyn's pants

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Would you rather shrink, and spend the day in David Cameron’s pants or Jeremy Corbyn’s pants?
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  1. Would you rather wipe Ant's bum or Dec's bum?

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    I'd rather wipe Ant's bum
    I'd rather wipe Dec's bum

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Would you rather wipe Ant's bum or Dec's bum?
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  1. Would you rather be trapped on a very, very small desert island (like 5m square) with Katie Hopkins or Nigel Farage?

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    I'd rather be trapped on a tiny island with Katie Hopkins
    I'd rather be trapped on a tiny island with Nigel Farage

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Would you rather be trapped on a very, very small desert island (like 5m square) with Katie Hopkins or Nigel Farage?
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  1. Would you rather do a poo in front of Grant or Phil Mitchell?

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    I'd rather do a poo in front of Grant Mitchell
    I'd rather do a poo in front of Phil Mitchell

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Would you rather do a poo in front of Grant or Phil Mitchell?
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  1. Would you rather snog Boris Johnson or Theresa May?

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    I'd rather snog Boris Johnson
    I'd rather snog Theresa May

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  1. Would you rather shit your pants and have to ask for a clean pair off Tom Hiddleston or Idris Elba?

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    I'd rather shit my pants in front of Idris Elba
    I'd rather shit my pants in front of Tom Hiddleston

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Would you rather shit your pants and have to ask for a clean pair off Tom Hiddleston or Idris Elba?
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    I'd rather shit my pants in front of Tom Hiddleston
  1. Would you rather be trapped in a loveless marriage, with no hope of escape, to Piers Morgan or Simon Cowell?

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    I'd rather be trapped in a loveless marriage to Simon Cowell
    I'd rather be trapped in a loveless marriage to Piers Morgan

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  1. Would you rather smell a corgi's fart or the Queen's fart at very close range?

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    I'd rather smell a corgi's fart at close range
    I'd rather smell the Queen's fart at close range

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  1. Would you rather spend the rest of your life stuck in a tiny room with Jeremy Clarkson or just disappear of the face of the earth tomorrow?

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    I'd rather spend the rest of my life trapped in a tiny room with Jeremy Clarkson
    I'd rather disappear of the face of the earth tomorrow

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Would you rather spend the rest of your life stuck in a tiny room with Jeremy Clarkson or just disappear of the face of the earth tomorrow?
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  1. Would you rather pick cake out of Mary Berry’s teeth or Paul Hollywood’s teeth?

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    I'd rather pick cake out of Mary Berry's teeth
    I'd rather pick cake out of Paul Hollywood's teeth

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  1. Would you rather have really, really, really bad sex – like the worst, most awkward, embarrassing, messy, unsatisfying sex anyone's ever had – with Adele or Benedict Cumberbatch?

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    I'd rather have the worst sex of all time with Adele
    I'd rather have the worst sex of all time with Benedict Cumberbatch

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Would you rather have really, really, really bad sex – like the worst, most awkward, embarrassing, messy, unsatisfying sex anyone's ever had – with Adele or Benedict Cumberbatch?
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    I'd rather have the worst sex of all time with Benedict Cumberbatch
  1. Would you rather clean up the vomit of Holly Willoughby or Philip Schofield with your bare hands?

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    I'd rather clean up Holly Willoughby's vomit with my bare hands
    I'd rather clean up Philip Scholfield's vomit with my bare hands

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    I'd rather clean up Philip Scholfield's vomit with my bare hands
  1. Would you rather be bored to death, like literally killed due to dull as fuck conversation, by Katie Price or Geri Halliwell?

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    I'd rather be bored to death by Katie Price
    I'd rather be bored to death by Geri Halliwell

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Would you rather be bored to death, like literally killed due to dull as fuck conversation, by Katie Price or Geri Halliwell?
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