“This looks like a sexy penny.”
“The name of this look is Barb in the Upside Down.”
“I feel like I just put lip gloss all over my face.”
“Guys, my dreams are coming trueeeeeeee!”
You’re gonna find more than one dress that feels like “the one,” sorry!
It’s like an electric toothbrush, but for your face.
“I feel the urge to write every boy I kissed in high school a letter of apology”
“This color reminds me of when I thought Lance Bass was straight.”
“I’m so covered in glitter, I feel like a vampire from 2010.”
Are you going to ruin Thanksgiving this year, or what?
“Friends… it’s the best ship there is.”
“It feels like a little cable sweater inside your boobs!”
“My first crush was Rocky… from the cartoon Rocky and Bullwinkle.”
“This is the worst possible week for me to be on my period.”
One size pretty much fits no one.
Friends don’t let friends go as the BP oil spill for Halloween.