WHO’S READY FOR EXPENSIVE TRASH CANS?
“Wet N Wild: When you need a great lipstick that has a very unfortunate name.”
“Is the plural form of ‘uterus’ actually ‘uteri’?”
We didn’t just try bralettes on — we welcomed them with open chests.
Sure, the outfits may look cute, but can they can they actually withstand a workout?
Because making shopping easier should be possible for ladies of ~all sizes~.
I can’t stop taking selfies.
Why are we making being a teen girl harder than it already is?
You’re welcome, everyone’s bridesmaids.
Your insecurities are jerks. Kick ‘em to the curb.
“I’m surprised my mom let me show this much cleave.”
“The vagina is put in the penis???”
“My life is a money garbage disposal!”
“Self-defense is the thinking woman’s dick punch.”
“I feel like a Supreme Court justice.”
“All I could do was turn in circles and curse.”
“It’s really delicious… and it’s stuck to the roof of my mouth.”