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February 12, 2018

"People really recoil when they see a pronounced mustache."

Oops.

"Mientras más ciclistas, menos automóviles y más rápido llegarás a tu casa. Cuídanos."

Asher told BuzzFeed News that he was the one being harassed, and that he left on his own accord.

Sabes lo que significan las siglas V.J.M.J.Ch. y aún te gusta "Confiad, recurrid".

"There's a new order coming from mayor. We won't kill you. We will just shoot your vagina," Rodrigo Duterte told a room full of former rebels.

Eso de que "la salsa no pica" son puras mentiras.

Get ready to buy a plane ticket.

¿Eres esponjoso y tierno como una donita o mantequilloso y buena onda como una madalena?

A stainless-steel mop, makeup brush shampoo, garlic press, and 27 other products on Amazon that hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people absolutely *adore.*

Ahí se va mi dignidad.

The department has proposed eliminating the Community Relations Service's $15 million budget and 54 employees and moving its responsibilities into another division.

We can't all be winners.

Fake it 'til you make it.

Nothing screams love like Tessa and Scott.

La buena: ya no habrá más spots de los precandidatos. La mala: los partidos y sus dirigentes podrán seguir emitiendo spots (y muchos).

I will not be quiet about how good this looks! *bu-dum-tss*

I'm probably a soggy bowl of cereal tbh.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders repeatedly refused to provide any clarity on the administration's handling of the allegations against Porter.

DOE delivers blow to trans students, YouTube’s sex abuse dilemma, Obama’s official portraits revealed and bad news for Instagram stalkers!

存在感ハンパない。

えっ、プールでスキージャンプってできるの!?

A worm called Thelazia gulosa lives and breeds on cow eyeballs. But now it's been found in a human eye for the first time.

Nothing is too over-the-top when the whole world is watching!

Como cuando tu ex cumple dos años con su nueva pareja, pero ustedes cortaron hace año y medio.

2017年11月にブログとTwitterを開始した。

"You can't do laundry, and if you do, the clothes come out brown and dirty-looking."

The hoax fooled journalists, commentators, and lawyers.

"Is this normal?!"

Esta es la historia de Manuel Cossío.

Story of my life.

An Ohio mom's post about her daughter's haircut is now the subject of an active police investigation into possible child abuse against her ex-husband.

Fifty Shades of Jamie.

Vlad Lupan, Moldova’s UN ambassador from 2012 until last year, tells BuzzFeed News that he was the target of Russian attacks — including a fake news push — for years before his eventual removal.

There's still time to make these.

Here's everything you need to know about the third episode of Queer Eye.

RIP my high school gossip group chat.

Sadly, you can't have both.

The Black Panther star says her mother was initially "horrified" and "disapproving" of her big chop.

If we do not cherish the mems, then we are doomed to repeat them.

🌴 Use the money you saved on your next vacation. 🌴

Secuela sobre secuela sobre secuela sobre secuela...

So much pride.

¿No tenías planes para este fin de semana? Ahora sí.

"Falling in love with love is falling for make believe."

Besides chocolate, you're my favorite.

The 2018 Winter Games were hit Friday with a cyberattack, officials confirm — and Russia is the prime suspect.

Better than flowers.

According to a survey from the Knot.

"Turns out you can’t lose the 61 lbs you gained during pregnancy by just scrolling through instragram and wondering why you don’t look like all the bikini models."

📷 by North

Are you the Jim to someone's Pam?

Pro-Trump media and #TheResistance Twitter users are falling for false claims that link the crash to Uranium One and the dossier.

Here's how much egg freezing costs, what it feels like, and a bunch of other things I learned while going through it.

Hangover in your 20s: Literal death. (No, this is not dramatic. It is death.)

"Every person has a different upbringing and different opportunities."

A few years ago, the West imagined the worst-case scenario in Syria as a victory for the Assad regime. That now seems quaint.

Es tan hermoso... como peligroso.

Police say Vanessa Trump was taken to a New York City hospital as a precaution. The substance was later deemed to be cornstarch.

Will you be getting roses or dandelions this Valentine's Day?

~stay groovy~

¡Deténganse!

"NBC's like 'You know who we didn't like? Jim.'"

Capri pants owners to the front!

¿Scarlett Johansson, Johanssen, Yiojans'n?

"Shit could be worse. You're not dead."

If it doesn't double as storage, don't talk to me.

OPRAH.

Ni Messi, ni Gardel... RuPaul pasión nacional y popular.

Just make out already!

Deals at Tobi, NYX, BoxLunch, and more!

Etsy cards are the way to go!

Winter Olympics 2098 will be your year!

Sneeze...I DARE YOU!

This news has just ruined my life.

Both artists were the first black artists to paint presidential portraits.

Would you rather give up sexual pleasure or your favorite food??

Is your love like D.O.A.?

Canada Day toking may not be a thing. Legally, anyway.

Choose wisely.

DON'T @ ME!!!!!!

**raised hands emoji**

<3

"Someone: *breathes* Me: Mirai Nagasu is the 1st US Female Figure Skater to Land Triple Axel at Olympics"

Things (they won't regift!) that'll help make their new place feel more like a ~home~.

They're all pretty wild.

There is a thin line between hate and love, you are about to cross it.

You're a queen either way.

Gender still matters. But how might our world change if we were all empowered to define it for ourselves?

Y que puedes preparar mientras te quejas de lo tarde que acaban los programas de la tele.

Simple shortcuts.

Deals on select Olay products (including the new Magnemask), a Dash Rapid Egg Cooker, adorable baby toys, storage solutions, and more!

Little details can reveal a lot.

Y en a pas 100, mais c'est pas facile pour autant.

Department officials have said they were considering the issue since last February — now, a department spokesperson tells BuzzFeed News the agency's position is set.

Warning, there are approximately 983 abs ahead.

Wonder Woman or Aquaman?

WORK SISTERS!

Why should couples have all the fun?

Die schnellsten und einfachsten Ikea-Tipps und Tricks.

Maximilian Zender • 3 hours ago

Armen una cápsula del tiempo o piérdanse toda la tarde en un bosque.

He didn't experience the '90s...

"Nunca deixem de usar filtro solar" - Pedro Bial.

¿Por qué pedir comida si puedes hacerla tú?

Pour faire de la cuisine ET jouer au petit savant !

And the award for "Best Party" goes to...

Can you guess which couple is still together?

Curling rocks.

Vous n'étiez pas le ou la seul-e à trouver le Robin des Bois de Disney acceptable. Oui oui, le renard.

"I was having one of my many sad days when my sister burst into my room, laid down on top of me proclaiming she was 'squishing the sadness out of me'. She's 25."

The pancakes know all.

Time for something different.

Are you all alone this year?

"O que eu tô achando muito legal é a sintonia que nós estamos tendo. Isso é mais importante pra mim".

New bedsheets, boots, and a few other things for you to treat yo' self to this month.

"I am desperately sorry for the harm and distress that this has caused to Oxfam’s supporters," Penny Lawrence said as she stepped down.

We got to sit in on a class at one of Asia's premier K-pop training centers and oh my god was it intense.

The former swimmer sat down on CBS This Morning, speaking publicly about her alleged abuse at the hands of her former coach Sean Hutchison.

Torten dekorieren ist kein Zuckerschlecken.

That race to quickly put a tampon in after a shower so you don't drip blood on the floor.

Partagez les résultats avec votre partenaire !

"El Peje hará todo lo posible para ganar la elección, hasta buscará votos de los muertos. La misión es disparar a la mayor cantidad de 'pejezombies' en 2 minutos, para que no lleguen a la urna", dice la reseña del juego.

たとえば、土星にはダイヤモンドの雨が降る。

大金を費やしてきた不妊治療に失敗した自分は、代理出産にさらに多くの金を費やすつもりだ。それでもまだ、赤ん坊が生まれる保証はない。

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Le succès de Danielle Cohn a permis à sa mère de ne plus avoir besoin de deux emplois pour subvenir aux besoins de sa famille. Mais la célébrité a un prix.

Damit geht eure Liebe sowas von durch den Magen!

Food decides everything.

À qui voulez-vous faire croire que vous avez lu les conditions d'utilisation ?

Et en plus ils sont végans ! Qui aurait pensé que l'on pouvait faire de délicieux macarons SANS utiliser le moindre produit animal !?

Whether you're flying Delta, American, Jet Blue, or any other airline, here are all the suitcases you need to *shove everything in carry-on to avoid luggage fees.*

Rauchmelder installieren, Leute!

Sátira ao presidente foi destaque no último carro alegórico da Paraíso do Tuiuti, cujo enredo critica a reforma trabalhista.

Es dificil que la igualdad llegue a los despachos si todavía se resiste en nuestras cocinas y dormitorios.

Une compétition sans pitié.

Los, raus damit!

"All you do is eat, sleep, shit, and spend other people's money."

The more bastos the group chat name, the closer the friendship.

E o carnaval ainda está só na metade.

Your wedding, you call the shots!

So eklig und befriedigend zugleich.

"I'M IN TEARS THAT WAS SO SMOOTH."

シャリシャリで美味しい!

Richard Ramos, du Modem, a repris une liste complètement bidon d'additifs alimentaires toxiques, en direct sur «C Politique».

In the words of Kendall Jenner, "preach".

Well, this is surprising.

Bua, bua, bua, madre mía, que horror.

Pilot Thomas Hastings, 65; his 9-year-old granddaughter Madison Hastings Saxelby; his daughter Amber Hill, 27; and her husband, Jacob Hill, 25; have been named as the victims.

À ce stade, ce n'est plus une erreur, c'est du sabotage.

Will you fly solo or finally have a coffee date?

A fox swaddle, diaper wipe warmer, book on quantum physics, and 23 other things from Walmart you will *definitely* want to buy for the baby in your life.

Are you the next Gordon Ramsay?

An dem Tag, als das dran war, hast du ausgeschlafen.

Warning: This post contains a lot of pictures of, like, giant metal dicks, basically.

Avez-vous une vision hors du commun ?

J'ai vraiment envie de prendre un avion pour l'Islande et de tester la douche perdue au milieu de nulle part.

無念すぎる…

超厳選しました。

Wie gut erinnerst du dich an "Der Ananas-Vorfall"?

The couple have announced details of their wedding, due to take place this spring.

Crush: Will you be my prom date? You: WHAT A CONCEPT

Oh, the possibilities...

家の閉じこもっていたくなっちゃう。

けっこうやってるでしょ?

It's never too early to invest in some airy footwear.

The loser buys dinner, so play to win.

El comisario de una nueva exposición en el Museo de Londres dijo que las amenazas de muerte y las cartas de odio eran "sin duda" comparables a las amenazas que las políticas mujeres reciben hoy en Facebook y Twitter.

"Por cada risa, debe haber una lágrima". – Walt Disney

Don't worry, pronouncing them is a whole other quiz.

Glow on, baby, glow on.

"Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?"

Everyone needs a golden BFF!

Alam mo yung Do Re Mi? Do Re Mi gusto ako sa 'yo.

What's better than sports? Sports in winter!

例題:ベッドに入る前、生殖器を冷水で洗わなければならない?

北海道は美味しいものだらけ!

ソフトバンクのキャンペーンがきっかけとなり、トレンドになりました。

ああああああああああ

It's going to be a tough choice.

Get you a friend who will tell you off when you make laklak the shampoo.

;)

宿舎の中、食事の様子、ネイルにゲームも!

Love is in the air!

No shame in being alone on Valentine's Day.

Threats, racism, and misogyny.

Love is here, there, and everywhere in the City of Churches.

Fingers crossed for Ryan Reynolds!

Sad!

A Russian plane crashes near Moscow, Pakistan mourns prominent activist, Trans inmate granted hormone therapy and the 2018 Winter Olympics!

To the haters out there who think Artpop was trash: Hold my drink.

The scene features Peter and his rabbit friends hurling blackberries at someone, knowing they're allergic.

"Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you're going to get."

Because these small cities can leave a big impression too!

A hacker exploited thousands of websites across the world to mine for cryptocurrency.

She is only the third woman ever to complete the jump at an Olympic event.

Get ready for a sugar rush.

希望がわいてきた

"Dear Olympics commentators, at the beginning of each figure skating couple please let us know if the couple loves each other or if he’s in the friendzone."

Holy shit.

新垣結衣、佐々木希、堀北真希…みんな大人になったなぁ。

You'll never look at your childhood the same way.

*mouths the lyrics to "The Real Slim Shady" while finger painting*

私は昔から、2つの異なる経済状況を経験してきた。そして学んだのは、お金がない状態に慣れるよりも、お金がある状態に慣れる方がずっと簡単ということだ。

ホロコーストを生き延びたユダヤ人作家エリ・ヴィーゼル氏は、こう綴りました。「忘却は、危険と侮辱を意味する。死者たちを忘れることは、彼らをもう一度殺すも同じだ」。

こんな声が聞こえてきそう!

家に常備しておくべき

Food, glorious food!

Symbolic self-symmetry.

"What happens when anyone can make it appear as if anything has happened, regardless of whether or not it did?"

It's been 11 years since the original Queer Eye For The Straight Guy ended.

Don't lie, you were spooked AF.

足元ぽかぽか仕事もはかどる!

Targets to halve the gap in childhood mortality and get more Indigenous kids into early education are back on track.

Sequels on top of sequels on top of prequels.

Here's what you should get "your lobster."

April and Creed = best friends forever.

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