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February 28, 2018

The first day of classes was an emotional one for both students and parents, complete with coping animals. “I pet the goat,” one student, a senior, told BuzzFeed News. “I don’t know if it’s like a therapy goat or what, but there was a goat.”

*Tries to flirt.* *Sends memes instead.*

Anjali Patel • 1 hour ago

The department hadn’t brought any cases under Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 to support a local government worker since Jeff Sessions became attorney general.

You're one in a melon.

So many shows, so little time.

Cuando llevaste a cenar a tu novio con tus papás pero seguías en el clóset entonces decías que era tu "amigo".

"Hope Hicks lasted approximately 19.6 Scaramuccis as communications director."

We flying first class, up in the sky.

These will ruin you.

*immediately orders five Billy bookcases*

Hair-repair kits, cheap mattress pads, and face masks that you won't believe are so cheap!

"Look at the times that we’re living in today; some of these pictures look like they could have been taken last year."

The group founded by former Rep. Gabrielle Giffords plans to spend in races this year to advance gun restrictions, specifically in a few highly competitive House and Senate races.

If you can dream it, you can achieve it.

A recent lawsuit claims he raped girls in his car, his apartment, the weight room of a gym, and in one instance, on a train during a team trip in Germany.

According to the Department of Health and Human Services, anywhere from 20-80% of women will develop fibroids before they reach 50.

"While we stand firmly behind the show, in light of the recent tragic events in Florida ... we feel the right thing to do is delay the premiere," Paramount Network announced.

“I had a dream where I worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak English, except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense.”

One in five teens experiences depression at some point, but many go undiagnosed.

For many people, tearing down the camp at Standing Rock was just the beginning.

Julgamento foi iniciado hoje (28) e deve ser concluído nesta quinta-feira.

Show us what you got!

It's totally doable — but there are a lot of ways to make the change easier.

The communications director has been Trump’s confidante since the beginning of his unlikely presidential campaign.


Books on books on books.

Und Carina so: "Kultur interessiert mich nicht."

The Oscars red carpet is 900 FEET LONG.



男って?女って?あの頃、まだ若かった私はいろんなことがわかっていなくて、 いつもモヤッとしたりズキッとしたりで、今よりもずっと息をするのが苦しかった。 もし今の私が「あのときのわたし」に会えたなら、こんなことを言ってあげたい。

President Trump also said authorities should have confiscated firearms from the Florida school shooter, "whether they had a right to or not."

So cool, so curious.

Quer continuar vivendo como um lixo, mas sem peso na consciência?

Though she didn't get the grand prize on Big Brother: Celebrity Edition, Omarosa exploited the show’s intimacy to show off her more sympathetic side.

Válido para abuelas y abuelos nacidos en cualquier parte del mundo pero que hayan ejercido su 'abuelitud' en Argentina.

No more faving things that you don't actually like or DM'ing them to yourself in some dual-personality meme chain.

"Every person in this screening of Darkest Hour looks like Winston Churchill..."

Atenção: post com alta dose de ironia.

Do you have what it takes to make it through the recipe for these deceptively tricky little cookies?

Pessoas que literalmente arriscavam sua vida pela ironia.

Descubra se teu humor é independente de estilo de piada.

"Minister Sukkar’s travel was clearly within parliamentary travel guidelines,” his office has said.

Take a spring break from your tired winter clothes.

¡Porque vv su pata! ¡Su pata del mameitor!

Well, this is a good sign.

E não importa se você é homem ou mulher.

Você não achou que iria pro céu, achou?

"Los mejores ocho años los pasé en estos edificios, pasaba mas tiempo aquí que en mi casa. Conocí a los mejores amigos del mundo."

Downgraded from "Impossible" to "Impressively Difficult." And fun to watch!

Timing is everything!

“I’m not convinced on this bot thing,” said one of the men behind the Russian bot thing.

Because if you do it right the first time, you can avoid cleaning again until *next* spring.

Si te dieran un peso por cada vez que te hacen la broma de que eres un bebé, tendrías una fortuna.

Love is dead. Goodbye.

Suas roupas dizem muito sobre você.

Viral meme Instagrammer @girlwithnojob has three sisters, nearly 3 million followers, a family-run social media empire...and a mom who got banned from the UK for her outspoken hatred of Islam.

Ande como se estivesse usando uma capa.

And we'll be right. Wanna bet?

Que você é uma flor, todo mundo sabe. Mas qual?

Se beber, não use o celular.

Matthew McConaughey was a favourite to play Jack in Titanic.

Only the best for your bundle of joy.

Give me my hat back, Jordan!

Deals on shaving kits, essential oil diffusers, stemless glasses, wireless sport headphones, and more!

"Aquele em que Ross e Rachel Dão um Tempo" ou "Aquele em que Todos Descobrem"?

It's about time for your next Netflix binge.

Una puerta que dirá mucho sobre ti.

Qual sabor único você traz ao prato?


Let your stomach lead the way.

Because money is everything, right? ;)

"Às vezes fico pensando se estou mimando meu gato, ao vê-lo com seu iPad em sua cabana."

We're living in 2008 now, keep up.

Es momento de hablar sobre un tema importante: la segunda caja abierta en las tiendas.

Não somos todos ninfomaníacos.

A breed reveal party? Count me in.

Café da manhã, brunch, almoço, lanchinho, jantar ou ceia?

"He's just that horrible ass boil that does not go away."

Get everything you need for a relaxing trip.

*Pops a Lactaid pill*

"Yeah, that one's really going to haunt me for a while."

¡Que no pare la fie... *hip* ...sta!

A nice easy watch.

These are so good that even Bobby from Queer Eye would be impressed.

*runs out of hot water because I couldn't pay my utilities*

The survivors of the Feb. 14 Florida school shooting were greeted by large numbers of police officers and well-wishers as they resumed classes for the first time in two weeks.

Parler de votre dernier caca ? Check.

Son 49 porque no me han dejado hacer 4000.

"[Women] have a voice – they need to feel empowered to use it and people need to be encouraged to listen."

Groups aligned with Sen. Bernie Sanders are boosting progressive House candidates across the country, betting that liberal energy can get wins even in swing districts.

El carbohidrato más versátil y delicioso.

Sir? Sir.

"I couldn’t believe that I’d had such a great first date (and second, and third...) with the first woman I’d gone out with." An excerpt from Katie Heaney's memoir Would You Rather.

Pas si difficile à faire que ça !

"Yes to this cover." 👏


Stellenausschreibungen aus der Hölle!

«C'est le Nooooord.»

Probemos qué tan buena es tu atención al detalle.

"Women have so much to offer. It is silly to think a shade of lipstick would make me a better reporter."

Newly uncovered footage shows Tariq Ramadan, a noted professor of Islam at Oxford University, was in Spain the day before a women says he raped her.

Imaginez si vous deviez tourner une scène de sexe et que votre mère était présente sur le plateau.

For all the non-Midwesterners reading this, puppy chow is NOT dog food.

"There was nothing malicious behind it,” said Glenn Haab after his claim that CNN gave his 17-year-old son Colton a scripted question dominated the pro-Trump media cycle.

"I went into prayer."

"Come do a line of coke with me!"

*flips coin to see if I should shave above the knee*

A trial is set for Sept. 17.

Simple and brilliant.

Prepare yourself for unicorn body wash, a Golden Girls chapstick holder, and a lipstick that looks like a bottle of wine.

But first, coffee.

Glow-Ups sind echt!

Défiez vos amis !

La película incluirá dos de tus cosas favoritas: memes y a las princesas de Disney (¡!).

Tara sa Mary Grace, mga beshie!

Igualzinho a uma montanha comum, só que congelado.

Asia awaits you.

C'est plus difficile que vous le pensez.


Por lo visto, 'Lady bird' no es la secuela de 'Birdman'.

Jetzt wird's ernst!

Basta bawal ang road rage!

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Der Schauspieler, der Jackson spielte, war zu Beginn der Serie 29.

Wie du Klumpen vermeidest, den perfekten Keks machst – und was du tun kannst, wenn die Außenseite deiner Schokolade weiß wird.

Have you been watching what you eat?

Es un noticiOT.

All die Dinge, die zwischen dir und dem besten Kuchen deines Lebens stehen.

The gadgets, apps, natural remedies, and more that people swear by for getting in some serious shut-eye.

Scalloped Potato Roll

Incluindo Marília Mendonça, cantora do hit "Infiel", gritando CHUPAAAAA.

Two of the nation's largest gun sellers said they were taking the steps in response to the deadly school shooting in Parkland, Florida.

Seasonal vibes all year long!

"Two men are going to be coming to your house ... with a U-Haul truck."

A união perfeita de creme de limão com doce de leite.

10/10 for effort, though.

It's time to get your home in order.

Diese Falschmeldung ist der erfolgreichste Artikel zu diesem Thema auf Facebook und überholt damit sogar oder

Spongebob Schwammkopf ist wir alle.

Sie sind alle so ich.

Au ras des pâquerettes.

I had been trained to know what good looks are (Brahmin) and what good queerness is (English-speaking).

A cute tunic dress, a jar of Lime Crime semipermanent hair dye, adjustable kick mats, and 16 other favorite products from our recent posts.

There's a red weather alert in Scotland and transport chaos across the UK, but at least some people can see the bright side of things ❄️

She drew on her own experiences after her first husband had an affair.

"Todos los hombres NO son iguales". Pero, ¿QUÉ?

You can love it or hate it, but you definitely can't ignore it.

Jeder Hund verdient ein liebevolles Zuhause.

«Ô captain ! My captain !»

『オトナミューズ』の付録は、FRAY I.Dの感動レベルで使えるメイクパレット。正直、ここまで秀逸なパレットを手にしちゃうと、他のコスメを買う意味が見出せなくなりそう。

Cuélgalo TO-DO.

¿Lo sientes ahora, señor Cangrejo?


Es la atracción de la melena.


On vous a sélectionné le meilleur.

C'est l'heure de vérité !

Be prepared for lots of bodily fluids.

Christopher Bathum, a self-proclaimed "rehab mogul" with no background in health care, was found guilty of sexually abusing seven female patients in California drug treatment facilities he owned.

Keenan's office denies any involvement.

Kirralee Paepaerei was 37 and pregnant when she was allegedly stabbed to death by her partner in 2015.

Enter the foggy and dimly-lit Divination classroom and let Professor Trelawney read your tea leaves.

You don't have to spend a million to look like a million.

We've all been there.

Are you a total Hermione-Voldemort?

Erin Moynihan • 12 hours ago

A new face on the Trump team, the man at the center of the Trump-Russia probe is missing, Ryan Seacrest is hosting the Oscars despite misconduct allegations, and Barbra Streisand cloned her dead dog!

警察官は言った。「DJは楽しませるためにいるんじゃないんですか? 楽しませるということは遊興なんですよ」

Does this quiz make SCENTS?

"I fail to understand the need for eight thousand different types of black leggings."


The 44-year-old man is accused of raping the women across Los Angeles over a 15-month span. And police think there could be other victims.

Parents will love these too.

Here's to all my egg pals.

Will you just look at how happy they are?

Got enemies? Got a lot of enemies?

First we were like WHOA, and then we were like OH WAIT WHOAAAAA, then like, OH DAMN!

This works, trust us.

Until two months ago she was the minister for women.

"I didn't take my daughter there for them to alter the way she looks because she is absolutely beautiful the way she is."

Intimate partner violence causes more illness, disability and deaths than any other risk factor for women aged 25 to 44.

A little ~unscientific~ research.

I hear church bells ringing.

Shadi Petosky, the co-creator of Danger & Eggs, said Amazon executives told her that her political tweets "weren't becoming of someone running one of their shows."

Generation Z, this one's for you!

Abortion does not cause breast cancer.

The dossier was compiled from anonymous reports from female party members.

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