Snore no more.
Let's make some headway on your 2020 resolution.
Nothing is over $30, baby.
The people have spoken.
Because [Thom Yorke voice] you're a creeeep.
Don't blow it again this year.
The best Andrew Jackson you'll spend this year.
Get with the program.
A whole new world.
Time to ball out.
Good vibes in the new year.
Not wanting to scream when you open up your kitchen drawers? Priceless.
What's more stressful than last-minute holiday shopping? Last-minute holiday shopping for someone with a Specific Aesthetic.
Tens across the board.
You win again, Amazon.
Give 'em something they actually haven't seen before.
In the spirit of *checks notes* minimalism, here are a ton of things to add to your cart.
[Ryan Gosling explaining jazz music in La La Land voice] They're very, very exciting.
*channels inner Finn Wolfhard*