1. A pack of divider sticky notes if you want to make some OTT annotations on a book you're borrowing from the library.
2. A jewelry cleaning pen to bring that brilliant shine back to your cloudy gems.
3. A screaming goat desktop toy for a refreshing comedy reprieve in the middle of your hectic workday. Or, you know, a loud and hilarious break that your workers will also appreciate.
4. Some cleaning K-Cups to clean out the residue from your precious (but low-key grimy) coffeemaker in one swift cycle. No more questionable transfers of germs and remnants to your morning cup o' Joe. What a treat!
Promising review: "Thought I was having problems with my machine. Used two cups to flush the entire coffee maker out and it started working like new. Totally satisfied!" —Dara Pazooki
Price: $9.95 (for a six-pack).
5. A four-way brush cleaner that'll be on hand to (speedily) take on whatever mess you find on your shoes at the last moment.
6. A set of two reusable citrus huggers so you can preserve your lemons and limes and keep them margarita-ready!
7. A pack of food spikes for aspiring green thumbs that just can't seem to get the hang of *not* killing their plants. These spikes will feed your greenery for up to two months continuously!
Promising review: "I have several houseplants that had stopped flowering, so I put a few of these spikes in the pot (there are directions on the back of package for quantity), and approximately a month after using these spikes, my peace lily had three flowers on it, and my African violets plants all got several blooms on them! This worked wonders for my plants that don't flower also! I noticed that my ivy and cactus plants started growing faster, and they became more green and healthy looking. I am very happy with this product, and I will buy it again." —Elizabeth
Price: $10.95 (for 96, also available in other quantities)
8. A natural toothpaste and tube roller that'll bait you with some pastel and Helvetica — and keep you coming back for the effective plaque-removing properties.
9. A massage ball that'll make you wonder, Wait, am I actually...amazing at massages? (Probably not, but this ball is!)
10. A phone dock with a handy dandy opening for your charger so you can upgrade your desk setup.
11. A pack of reusable stainless-steel straws so you can say, "New year, new sea turtle ally (me)."
12. A pack of heaven-sent tongue scrapers to remove plaque and bacteria buildup hiding in your mouth.
13. A two-inch blind-spot mirror that attaches to your rear-view mirror so changing lanes on the freeway will be slightly less stress-inducing.
14. An adjustable blind duster to tackle those windows (or car vents!) with just a few painless twirls of the hand.
15. A pack of backseat headrest hangers to hold all the bags and miscellaneous items that wind up rolling around on your car floor.
16. A pair of meat claws that'll make shredding meat approximately 100% easier and more fun! Get ready: pulled pork is about to be a staple in your house.
17. A sheet of stick-on sound dampeners so you don't have to worry about waking up your roommates when you find yourself opening and closing cabinets for a midnight snack.
18. A literary-themed cocktail kit to really mix things up.
19. A 20-piece stencil kit, if you're just dipping your toes into the aesthetically pleasing world of bullet journaling.
20. A coconut lip scrub that'll leave you with incredibly soft and moisturized smackers.
21. A charcoal-based toothpaste that reviewers confirm actually *significantly* whitens teeth.
22. A clean/dirty magnet for your dishwasher so there's never any confusion over the status of the dishes.
23. A terracotta bear friend you can toss in your brown sugar to keep your supply soft and tasting fresh.
24. A cord wrap for your perpetually knotted-up electronics.
25. A pack of large foam letters to help the kiddos get a lil' education in while they soak in the tub.
26. A pack of mint dental flossers so you can stay diligent with your oral hygiene even when you're out of town.
27. A passport and vaccine card holder to keep your important documents in one place on your next getaway.
28. A pack of 0.38mm-point gel pens that are purrrty impressive.
29. A scalp massager shampoo brush for a deep and exfoliating wash that'll make you feel like you were doing it wrong this whole time.
30. A grill scrubber to remove stubborn grease and grime without breaking a sweat.
31. A beginner's guide to calligraphy, if you've always wanted to master the art of lettering but didn't know where to start.
32. A grout pen for effortlessly restoring your tiles so they'll look brand spankin' new in no time.
33. A silk sleeping mask and a pair of earbuds to make traveling easier, or nights next to a snoring partner more restful.
34. A collagen hair mask to repair damaged hair of all textures.
35. A cooling satin pillowcase that'll fight the good fight against bedhead, as well as prevent your nighttime skincare products from absorbing into your bedding instead than your skin.
Promising review: "So I have curly hair, and I’m always reading about how I really should be sleeping on a satin pillowcase, but I’m cheap so I never did. So I finally bought one, and I’m like, this is awesome! My hair is way less frizzy in morning and it’s just so soft and snuggly, like putting your head on a mini cloud ⛅️." –Shira
Price: $6.99+ (available in 27 colors and designs, three sizes, and in packs of two)
36. An art supply holder that'll make all your utensils look nice and tidy as they stand upright in their respective homes.
37. A container of The Pink Stuff cleaning paste that'll clean just about anything. From marks on the wall to grease in a pan, this baby's got your back.
38. A pack of wine glass markers that are sure to be a big hit at your next dinner party! Let your guests mark their glasses however they'd like, then satisfyingly wash them off at the end of the night.
39. A container of car putty, to clean out those hard-to-reach places in your Batmobile. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!
40. A silicone AirPods case to protect your favorite on-the-go accessory from the countless (dirty) drops ahead.
41. A ~handy~ burger holder so you can enjoy your fast food faves on the go without spilling their entire contents in your lap.
Promising review: "I have neuropathy, and everything I pick up to eat turns into a squashed mess, so as soon as I saw this I ordered it. First hamburger I've eaten without it turning into a mess in years. I loaded up the burger with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, cheese, and mayo, and every bite was delicious!! I LOVE IT!!!!!" —Paul Roup
Price: $9.95
42. Some gentle acne patches made with hydrocolloid, tea tree oil, and calendula oil to quickly combat breakouts at a stellar price.
Promising review: "Was so surprised to see how quick this product worked! I put the patch on a couple pimples at night and left it on a day and they were almost all gone! The redness went away too! I would definitely recommend this product to all those who have acne problems. I even ordered another package for my daughter. Cheap price, quick delivery and the owner even reached out to thank me for my review! Will definitely re order more soon!" –NancyK
Price: $8.49 (for 40)
For more info, take a look at our full review of these acne patches.
43. A TikTok-approved tube of Essence's Lash Princess mascara, a cruelty-free mascara that adds tons of length and pigment to your lashes while also being lightweight and long-lasting.
Promising review: "My sister suggested Essence Lash Princess False Lash Effect and I IMMEDIATELY fell in love. It provides dramatic length and great volume. I can honestly say I can’t stop looking at my eyelashes in the mirror every single day because of how awesome they look. Also, it is very long wearing. I go from an eight-hour work day right to the gym and sweat...and this stuff doesn’t budge! I love it!!" —Carrie E Weikert
Price: $4.99
44. Some handy ceiling fan pulls so you can once and for all remember which cord controls the light and which cord handles the fan. Jumping for joy at the mere thought is not an overreaction, BTW.
Promising review: "This is the definition of 'product you didn't know you needed because you didn't know it existed.' I was FOREVER pulling the wrong chain on our bedroom ceiling fan. (Want the light off? Oh no...now the fan's on high. Need to change the fan speed? Eek...now you're in the dark). They're a much better quality than I expected. They're actually quite heavy-duty pull chains, and they add a bit of fun to the decor (when you notice them — most of the time, who even thinks about a ceiling fan pull chain?). As an added bonus, my infant daughter loves staring at them while I change her diaper or jammies. I tap them to make the chains swing, and it's instant fascination, which helps make my job easier!" —LHD
Price: $5.88+ (available in two lengths and four colors).
45. A bottle of tried-and-true CND SolarOil, which is made with all-natural ingredients which works double-time to impressively strengthen and nourish your nails.
Promising review: "I had a problem with my cuticles getting so dry that they would split sometimes, and no matter how many times I put lotion on my hands they would never get moist enough to lay flat like they’re supposed to. My nails were dry and brittle, so I’d end up with one breaking and then have to cut them all back in order to have them the same length. This oil has ended all of that. Now I have to cut them back because they seem to be growing faster. I haven’t had a nail split since the day I started using this oil. It soaks into your cuticles and nails so well. I was really good at using it every day in the beginning, but in the last week I got busy and and only used it twice so I ended up with a split cuticle. That’ll help you remember, right?!?! I got back on track these last two days and the cuticle is healed already. That’s just how moisturizing this stuff is. I highly recommend it!" —mlasorensen
Price: $9.90+ (available in three sizes)