February 17, 2018
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No matter what they told you.
You'd be surprised.
"I was sobbing the whole time."
You've got a little magic in you.
"We communicate here and there.”
"I regret everything."
Every parent slips up sometimes.
"To every politician who is taking donations from the NRA — shame on you," Marjory Stoneman Douglas student Emma González said.
Hopefully this quiz isn't a Big Easy ;).
"Rihanna looked at me like I was one of her aunts."
"It's the opposite movie!"
Have you ever wondered what the slime was made of?
"I'll gladly chip in to get you all to Wakanda."
"This is a well-oiled machine, the Kardashian machine...I’m going to stand real still in the corner, get me a good drink and not make too much noise."
PSA: Try not to ask people with diabetes to skip checking their blood sugar, adjusting their insulin pump, or injecting insulin because you think it’s ~gross~.
"The Fake News Media never fails," Trump said after Facebook ads Vice President Rob Goldman tweeted that news outlets are not reporting on aspects of the Russian ad spend because it "doesn’t align with the main media narrative of Tump and the election."
Binge something new!
With Prinsloo, Dusty Rose, and the new baby, we're at Maroon 8 now.
"Kendall struggles [with] anxiety and I think she has so much going on that she gets herself really worked up."
Ask me if I know Linux again. I dare you.
Would your friends agree?
From menopause to homelessness, The Golden Girls always kept it real.
Here's what a YouTuber and nurse wants you to know.
"Sometimes you have to plastic wrap your boobs because you can't wear a bra with most costumes — some people even duct tape them."
Chrissy and John, I just want you to know that whoever's name came up first in the headline was chosen by an algorithm so you should totally roast each other over it.
Just shake it off.
Basically from clean shaven to beards.
You mean to tell me there's more than one type of line?
The Florida School Shooting Suspect Snapped Into A Jealous Rage When Another Student Began Dating His Ex-Girlfriend
Former friends and classmates of suspected Florida high school shooter Nikolas Cruz said they received threats from him shortly after a breakup.
The helicopter was trying to assess damage from Friday's earthquake, but crashed and killed at least 13 people on the ground, including three children. There have been no recorded victims from the quake.
Guys, it's like Harry Potter laser tag. HARRY POTTER LASER TAG.
Honestly stunned by Mario's real age. Stunned.
Good, funny boys!
The beauty directory.
Huh, wait, what?
Black people make up only 12% of the US population, and yet a higher proportion of this group is affected by health issues than other races/ethnicities.
Sally Field: Oscar-winner, matchmaker, peak mom.
Would you call someone out if they interrupt you?
After a short and tumultuous time in charge of the right-wing, nationalist party, Henry Bolton has been removed after 63% of delegates voted to remove him.
"My mom said that although her marriage to my dad didn't work out, I was the best thing to come from it."
Sisters are doing it for themselves.
I mean, the guy did say he was going to steal the Declaration of Independence.
From properly measuring it out to steaming it with a towel.
Nothing but praise for America's most mesmerizing figure skater.
Too hot to handle.
Do you know your Tagalongs from your Samoas?
Trump's National Security Adviser: Indictment Shows Evidence Of Russian Meddling Is "Incontrovertible"
But the Russian foreign minister isn't buying it. "Until we see the facts, everything else is just blabber," Sergey Lavrov said.
Just a few days into the Olympics and two of them have already won gold.
"If at first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and Nathan Chen."
Simple tips and tricks for getting some quality shut-eye.
The “Standard Form 86” or “SF-86" is a lengthy and complicated form every White House staffer is required to turn in to get security clearance, but Trump staff had little time or guidance filling it out. Members of previous administrations say that’s unusual.
But sensible policies to keep guns temporarily out of the hands of people going through psychiatric crises could reduce the annual toll from suicide.
"The Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters."
Everything you need to know to get the most bling for your buck.
Think of this as a handy checklist.
This is exactly what I imagine growing up in Australia is like.
Trump Transition Records, A Source Of Friction With Special Counsel Robert Mueller, Were Almost Destroyed
President Trump complained when Mueller obtained transition team emails from the General Services Administration. But GSA documents show it would normally “destroy the records and wipe the machines.” News reports prompted GSA officials to inquire about preserving the transition team records.
Laughing is the only outcome in this quiz.
"I had peed myself on the ride and didn't realise it."
Theresa May Just Warned Of "Damaging" Consequences If The EU Doesn't Collaborate On Security Post-Brexit
The PM warned of "real-world consequences for the security of all our people in the UK and the EU".
This Man Is Taking On The World’s Biggest Cruise Operator In Protest At Bermuda Repealing Same-Sex Marriage
Exclusive: Jamison Firestone cancelled a cruise in protest over Cunard's refusal to stop flying the flag of Bermuda, which recently became the first jurisdiction in the world to repeal same-sex marriage.
Dough you have what it takes to pass?
Cupcakes de encurtidos, qué me cuentas.
Let the megsa nbige!
Food can tell a lot of things.
Cardiothoracic surgeon, neurosurgeon, or general surgeon?
Let's test your Olympics knowledge!
Get ready. Get set. Skate.
Enjoy your weekend.
Chicken nuggets is like my family.
Do you want to build a snowman?
There are many different therapies for endometriosis, a condition that causes severe pelvic pain and bleeding, but hysterectomies typically aren't one of them.
Beauty products tell all.
Prosecutors said in a previously sealed court filing made public Friday night that the new allegations concerning Manafort include "a series of bank frauds and bank fraud conspiracies."
Will you accept this rose?
El video que circula sobre un huésped atrapado por el sismo de hoy en un hotel de Juchitán, Oaxaca, es FALSO
Las imágenes corresponden a un incidente ocurrido en la CDMX durante el sismo del 19 de septiembre pasado.
Did you medal in figure skating or fall off the ski lift before the race?
Sad, but true.
Lipstick in my Valentino white bag?!
"The report should have been reviewed and arrest warrants probably should have been issued and the suspect questioned," the sheriff said regarding the allegations against church shooter Devin Patrick Kelley.
"Are they mad at me?" — You, probably.
Ring... ring... ring!!
Each one takes at least three months to make.
Are you headed for a breakup?
Go for the gold! (But you might get silver or bronze.)
El epicentro se registró en Pinotepa Nacional, Oaxaca. No se reportan daños graves hasta el momento.
OK, mouth breathers.
A federal consumer product safety agency is suing Britax after it declined to recall or repair 17 stroller models whose front wheels can detach while in use.
"Wey, nos estábamos peleando por una caguama... que ya ni tenía".