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Cancel Some Plans And We'll Tell You The Exact Number Of Enemies You Have

Got enemies? Got a lot of enemies?

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  1. Choose an excuse to miss after-work drinks with your<br />coworkers:
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    My stomach hurts so bad from lunch! I think I'm gonna have to sit this one out...
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    I don't think I can make it tonight! I have so much work to catch up on...
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    Fuck! I totally forgot drinks were tonight! I told my friend I'd watch their dog!
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    I'm really going through something today and I don't want to bring anyone down! Please, go to drinks without me!
  2. Cancel on a date you arranged when you were in a good mood:
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    Hey! Could we reschedule? I think I'm getting sick and I don't want to give it to you...
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    Hey! You're never gonna believe this, but someone stole my identity! What the fuck! Can we reschedule after I figure out this mess?
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    Hey! I hate to be "that person," but I'm so exhausted from the day. Rain check?
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    You know how I have a raisin allergy? Well, I do and I accidentally ate an oatmeal raisin cookie and now I'm in the ER! Fuck!
  3. Flake on your friend's birthday party for a night of Netflix:
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    Hey! This is SO, SO crazy, but it's also my boss's birthday party tonight so I'm going to try to swing both! I'll keep you posted!
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    Hey bb. I just found out my ex is dating someone new. I think I'm just gonna watch some Netflix tonight and sulk...
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    Hey! It's the anniversary of my childhood dog's death and I'm really taking it hard. I think I'm gonna take the night to mourn the little guy...
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    Wait! Your party is tonight?! I totally thought it was tomorrow night! Can I owe you a drink later?
  4. Get yourself out of a "networking" dinner because why did you even set it up in the first place?
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    Hi. Unfortunately, I caught that bug that's been going around. Is it OK if we meet up once I'm feeling better?
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    Hi. I hate having to do this, but is there any way we can reschedule our dinner? Personal emergency.
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    Hi. Due to an unforeseen circumstance, I won't be able to make it to dinner tonight. Sorry! However, I would love to make new plans in the coming weeks!
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    Hi! I'm so sorry for the short notice, but something crazy came up at work! I legit want to die! Can we move dinner to next week?
  5. Finally, cancel on your personal trainer for Sunday brunch:
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    I went on a hike yesterday and I can barely move! Can we reschedule my session?
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    I'm throwing up my breakfast! Should we move my workout to another day?
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    I've sinned a lot this week, so I really should go to church today. Is it a total pain if I cancel our session for today?
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    I couldn't sleep at all last night! Is there a way we can reschedule when I'm more rested?
 
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