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    Updated on Jun 15, 2019. Posted on Feb 28, 2018

    21 Shower Thoughts That'll Blow Every Twentysomething's Goddamn Mind

    *runs out of hot water because I couldn't pay my utilities*

    1. "Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself."

    jimoiseau

    2. "'Send nudes, not nukes' is the 'make love, not war' of this century."

    xmeehan

    3. "The selfie we don't upload is what we really look like."

    ntvirus

    4. "Tinder should have a 'leave constructive criticism' option when you unmatch someone."

    Goatmo

    5. "I'm lucky to be broke at a time when minimalism and sustainability are in style."

    slimmaslam

    6. "Memes are the propaganda posters of the current generation."

    pnamichaels

    Republic Records

    7. "Eating lunch alone as a kid is like torture; getting to eat lunch alone as an adult is a nice treat."

    YMCAIe

    8. "Being scared to end a relationship is like receiving the 'Are you sure you want to quit? Any unsaved progress will be lost' pop-up for the game of life."

    The_Real_JT

    9. "Introverts are the extroverts of the internet."

    sayzenberg

    Lionsgate

    10. "When you introduce two different groups of friends to each other, it's like your own life's crossover episode."

    threatty

    11. "It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly."

    Aristea84

    12. "Social anxiety is basically conspiracy theories about yourself."

    howtohidefromfriends

    Golden Circle Films

    13. "Since cotton is a crop, all cotton shirts are crop tops."

    ABEGIOSTZ

    14. "At some point in history, the idea of recording a sound must have seemed as intangible as recording a smell seems now."

    ayjen

    15. "The stock market basically rewards people for liking something before it was cool."

    christopantz

    Tidal

    16. "Tinder is the opposite of porn site advertisements. There actually are a ton of hot singles in my area, but none of them are interested in me."

    kidkolumbo

    17. "It's ironic that the phone has evolved into an effective way to avoid social interactions in public."

    RealKingOfEarth

    18. "If millennials aren't getting married, eventually they will be blamed for destroying the divorce lawyer market."

    jbg830

    New Line Cinema

    19. "You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner."

    AquilaDewi

    20. "Me at 8 years old: 'When I grow up no one will tell me when I have to go to bed.' Me at 33 years old: 'Ooo, there's an app that will analyze my sleep quality and patterns and alert me when my optimal bedtime is approaching.'"

    TheCalifornian

    21. "The man bun is the mullet of the millennials."

    Mr_YUP

    Castle Rock Entertainment

    H/T: /r/ShowerThoughts

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