1.
"Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself."
—jimoiseau
2.
"'Send nudes, not nukes' is the 'make love, not war' of this century."
—xmeehan
3.
"The selfie we don't upload is what we really look like."
—ntvirus
4.
"Tinder should have a 'leave constructive criticism' option when you unmatch someone."
—Goatmo
5.
"I'm lucky to be broke at a time when minimalism and sustainability are in style."
—slimmaslam
6.
"Memes are the propaganda posters of the current generation."
—pnamichaels
7.
"Eating lunch alone as a kid is like torture; getting to eat lunch alone as an adult is a nice treat."
—YMCAIe
8.
"Being scared to end a relationship is like receiving the 'Are you sure you want to quit? Any unsaved progress will be lost' pop-up for the game of life."
—The_Real_JT
9.
"Introverts are the extroverts of the internet."
—sayzenberg
10.
"When you introduce two different groups of friends to each other, it's like your own life's crossover episode."
—threatty
11.
"It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly."
—Aristea84
13.
"Since cotton is a crop, all cotton shirts are crop tops."
—ABEGIOSTZ
14.
"At some point in history, the idea of recording a sound must have seemed as intangible as recording a smell seems now."
—ayjen
15.
"The stock market basically rewards people for liking something before it was cool."
—christopantz
16.
"Tinder is the opposite of porn site advertisements. There actually are a ton of hot singles in my area, but none of them are interested in me."
—kidkolumbo
17.
"It's ironic that the phone has evolved into an effective way to avoid social interactions in public."
—RealKingOfEarth
18.
"If millennials aren't getting married, eventually they will be blamed for destroying the divorce lawyer market."
—jbg830
19.
"You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner."
—AquilaDewi
20.
"Me at 8 years old: 'When I grow up no one will tell me when I have to go to bed.' Me at 33 years old: 'Ooo, there's an app that will analyze my sleep quality and patterns and alert me when my optimal bedtime is approaching.'"
—TheCalifornian
21.
"The man bun is the mullet of the millennials."
—Mr_YUP