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Give me my hat back, Jordan!

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  1. "Wait a minute, Mr. _____"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Trashman
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Postman
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Crossing guard
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mailman
    Correct!
    Wrong!
  2. "I smell like _____"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Beef
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Meat
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Chipotle
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Carne asada
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    BEEF

    BEEF
  3. "I wanna be a ____, baby"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Postman
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Lawyer
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Rancher
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Cowboy
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "I wanna be a cowboy, baby"

    "I wanna be a cowboy, baby"
  4. What type of chips are used in "Dem Bois Hot"?
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Hot Cheetos
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Doritos
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Takis
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Unsalted saltine crackers
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Dinamita *CRUNCH*

    Dinamita *CRUNCH*
  5. "DO YOU WANNA GO SEE UNCLE ______ OR NOT?!"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Kracker
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Jordan
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Phil
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Chris
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "GIVE ME MY HAT BACK JORDAN. DO YOU WANNA GO SEE UNCLE KRACKER OR NOT?!"

    "GIVE ME MY HAT BACK JORDAN. DO YOU WANNA GO SEE UNCLE KRACKER OR NOT?!"
  6. "Nah, they usually tell me I look like _______"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Beyoncé
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Shaniqua
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Shalissa
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Erin
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Who the fuck is Shalissa?"

    "Who the fuck is Shalissa?"
  7. "I don't need no degree to be a ________"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Actor
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Shoelace
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Dog
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Clothing hanger
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "I don't need to degree to be a clothing hanger"

    "I don't need to degree to be a clothing hanger"
  8. What word is this child spelling?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Iatraliptic
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Systematic
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Iridocyclitis
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Iatrochemistry
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Iridocyclitis

    Iridocyclitis
  9. "You're just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my _______ party?"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Birthday
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Engagement
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Retirement
    Correct
    Incorrect
    New Years
    Correct!
    Wrong!
  10. "I COULD'VE DROPPED MY ______"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Bagel
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Toast
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Croissant
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Beignet
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "STOP I COULD'VE DROPPED MY CROISSANT"

    "STOP I COULD'VE DROPPED MY CROISSANT"
  11. "Welcome to _______"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Chili's
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Arby's
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Applebee's
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Chipotle
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Hi, welcome to Chili's"

    "Hi, welcome to Chili's"
  12. "Look at all those _____"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Geese
    Correct
    Incorrect
    People
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Birds
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Chickens
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS"

    "LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS"
  13. "And they were _____"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Roommates
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Dating
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Cousins
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sleeping together
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Roommates

    Roommates
  14. "Hi my name's ___, I got a ______ game tomorrow."
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Travis; tennis
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mark; football
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Steve; basketball
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Trey; basketball
    Correct!
    Wrong!
  15. "Whats new at Del Taco?"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Fresh avocado
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Guacaholee
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Jaylapeenyos
    Correct
    Incorrect
    FR E SH A VOCA DO
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Fre ShaAAA... FRE SH A VOCA DO"

    "Fre ShaAAA... FRE SH A VOCA DO"
  16. "She said I was ugly, I said BITCH WHERE?! She said under all that _____"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Makeup
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Fakeness
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Attitude
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Cleavage
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "I SAID BITCH WHERE!!!"

    "I SAID BITCH WHERE!!!"
  17. "I've never been to ______"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Tokyo
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Oovoo Javer
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Uber
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Puerto Rico
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    He has never been to OOVOO JAVER

    He has never been to OOVOO JAVER
  18. "Whoever threw that ____ your mom's a ho"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Pencil
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Book
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Paper
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Eraser
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "I SAID"

    "I SAID"
  19. How many shots of vodka?
    Correct
    Incorrect
    One
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Three
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Two
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Six
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    GLUGLGUGGLGGULGUOGOUGLGULG

    GLUGLGUGGLGGULGUOGOUGLGULG
  20. Why can't you kill her?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Cause she is a god
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Cause she's immortal
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Cause she's a bad bitch
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Cause she's too cool
    Correct!
    Wrong!
  21. "Girl you're thicker than a bowl of ______"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Oatmeal
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Stew
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Dough
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mashed potatoes
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Girl you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"

    "Girl you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"
  22. "____ do I look like your ______"

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mommy
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sister
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Puppy
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Daddy
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR DADDY?!"

    "DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR DADDY?!"
  23. "Two bros chillin' in a hot tub ____ feet apart cause they're not gay"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    No
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Five
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Three
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Ten
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Five feet apart cause they're not gay"

    "Five feet apart cause they're not gay"
  24. "YOU SPILLED LIPSTICK IN MY ________ WHITE BAG?!"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Gucci
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Versace
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Valentino
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Prada
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    WAAWAWAWAWWAWAGHAA

    WAAWAWAWAWWAWAGHAA

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