Did a tornado or my dog go through this house?
Your mind is about to be blown. 💥
Got my passport, I'm going burger-hopping!
Happy Father's Day, dad!
Dad outfits are the new black.
The juicier, the better.
"Just keep swimming!" 🐠 🐟 🐡
Don't mess with Mother Nature.
"Honey? Where's my super suit?"
Calories don't count, right?
"Hi, may I please speak to...*click*"
We love them, we hate them...but mostly we love them.
No, we aren't talking about Pat from Smart House.
*nostalgically sings along*
Welcome to your new home.
Bring back the good ol' days.
🎶Somebody once told me... 🎶
Let's settle these right here, right now.