Because we exist in 2019, the ode to the late gorilla is very, very real
*deletes Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge before chucking phone in nearest river* (This is for the Editorial Fellowship)
Influencer Caroline Calloway was called out for allegedly "scamming" fans with a hastily-planned tour, and at the center of the controversy were 1,200 empty mason jars. But just because the mason jars were empty doesn't mean they were useless. (This is for the Editorial Fellowship).
When rushing to help an unconscious woman, an Arizona man successfully administered CPR after remembering the procedure from an episode of The Office. GIVE THIS MAN A DUNDIE. (This is for the Editorial Fellowship).
Dessert Burritos: the official food of Flavortown?
Would you eat The Most Stuf Oreos??
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of eating Tide Pods
If 2009 had a smell, it would smell like Jergens Natural Glow. If 2009 had a taste, it would taste like edible body glitter.
Putting her best foot forward in 2019?
Gen Z will never understand why that kid didn't have a belly button
Instagram influencer Caroline Calloway promised a US tour featuring immersive "creativity workshops," good vibes, and care packages brimming with personalized swag for her fans. Instead, she delivered cancelled tour dates, lettuce, and 1200 empty mason jars.
This is for the LA Rotational Fellowship