Are These Real Menu Items At Guy Fieri's Restaurant?

Despite its misleading moniker, these nachos are real and garbage is not part of the listed ingredients. They're on the menu at Guy Fieri's El Burro Borracho in Las Vegas, NV.

You can find the clams at Guy Fieri's Chophouse in Atlantic City, NJ. And no, neither Snooki nor The Situation will be there to enjoy them with you.

Unfortunately for all of us, it's fake.

This menu item is REAL and proves that Guy was sent from above to bless us all. You can get it at Guy Fieri's Foxwoods Kitchen & Bar at the Foxwoods Resort Casino.

No, the burger doesn't actually have tattoos on it. Get the Tatted-Up Turkey at Guy Fieri's Baltimore Kitchen & Bar

WARNING: don't try this at home...there's a reason it's fake. Only Guy Fieri himself could handle a triple-tequila marg.

Some things are just too good to be true.

Guy's been to every diner, drive-in, and dive in America and has yet to find triple-fried chicken.

You can find this sugar bomb at Guy Fieri's Foxwoods Kitchen & Bar at the Foxwoods Resort Casino.

Can Mac & Cheese be drunk? I don't care, it sounds good tbh.

Idk what the deal is with this one, either. But I know it's real. And you can get it at Guy Fieri's Foxwoods Kitchen & Bar at the Foxwoods Resort Casino.

Just because this is fake doesn't mean Guy isn't going to SUCKER PUNCH you with flavor. POW!

Just be sure to pronounce Guy's last name correctly when you order (it's FEE-EDD-EE). Get 'em at Guy Fieri's Vegas Kitchen & Bar.

Ha ha, very PUNny. A real sandwich made for Mötley Crüe fans. Order it at Guy Fieri's Philly Kitchen & Bar.

Sounds very fake, but these pig wings are real! You can find them at Guy Fieri's Smokehouse in Louisville, KY.

But I'd pay very real money for it!

I'd eat it, though. I'm not above a dessert burrito.