January 29, 2020
Michael Scott is a poet.
It might be sooner than you think...
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Who is the other half of your dyad?
They're over there!
Is your music taste up to his standards?
Trump’s Team Argued Presidents Can Demand Quid Pro Quos to Get Reelected. Even Republicans Won’t Touch This Defense.
“‘I think I’m the greatest president that ever was, and if I’m not elected, the national interest will suffer greatly.’ That cannot be an impeachable offense,” Trump’s defense argued.
In 2011, police officer Michael Owen fired several deadly shots at a man who pointed a gun at him.
There will always be room in my kitchen for another hot sauce.
"We Would Still Like Our Money Back": Democrats Want Rep. Jeff Van Drew To Return Their Donations After He Joined The Republican Party
Democrats say Van Drew has ignored requests from some Democratic members and groups to return their donations since he joined the Republican Party.
We all need a little Jerry in our lives.
Gotta sketch 'em all.
Within just days of the Iowa caucus, the DNC’s own leadership has been furiously trying to figure out the details of an “extra compensation” plan for Tom Perez and two top deputies, who now say they won’t accept the money.
"It’s Navarro, not Navarro."
"Based on specific threats to booksellers and the author, we believe there exists real peril to their safety.”
"What is your thing, then?" "Complex female characters."
The Chinese government is fighting two viral outbreaks: one that has killed 132 people so far and another that has caused mass confusion online for millions more.
"I love you to death."
This quiz might make your brain hurt.
Following the deaths of her husband and daughter, Vanessa Bryant changed her Instagram profile picture to a beautiful photo of them embracing each other.
The southward expansion of US border enforcement has been happening for years. Now we're exporting Trump-era cruelty too.
Time to get things done in the new decade.
You have many layers...and sometimes they start with a silky tank and end with a fluffy sweater.
The combo you never knew you needed.
I'm not even gonna hold you guys up — these outfits are chicken sandwich spicy.
You never know what you're gonna get, but you can always look to the stars.
It happens. It really happens.
"The date today is January 57, 2020."
From Parasite to Hustlers, a lot of last year’s most notable movies offered sharp critiques of capitalism and the widening class divide — while others celebrated the status quo. (Spoilers for Knives Out, Uncut Gems, The Irishman, and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.)
"The library is hot. Everyone loves a little cheeky library snogging."
Si, ya sabemos que odias el día de San Valentín. Pero te apostamos que aquí encuentras algo que hará bombear un poco de sangre a tu oscuro corazón.
Cobijitas, tazas, gorros y hasta calentadores de peluche para el excusado.
"Maybe we should do less????" — IDK, but not My Chemical Romance.
Tired: *applies whatever maybe-expired product you have in the cabinet* Wired: *applies the products in this list*
This is a win-win tbh.
Because these products are just so darn useful.
Model Tarale Wulff later testified that Weinstein raped her and told her, “Don’t worry, I’ve had a vasectomy.”
I'm Sipping All The Tea Michael Strahan Just Poured About His Controversial Exit From "Live With Kelly And Michael"
“When it was time to go, it was time to go.”
Being a "girl dad" was one of the NBA legend's greatest joys in life.
May the odds be in your favor!
It's a shot-for-shot, stop-motion remake!
"Who let the dogs out?"
Every family has one!
Oh, uhm...thank you?
Trump's Lawyers Said Presidents Can Accept Foreign Dirt On Opponents As Senators Asked Questions In The Impeachment Trial
“If there is credible information, credible information of wrongdoing by someone who is running for a public office, it's not campaign interference."
For all the besties in your life!
Speaking alongside British Conservative MP Daniel Kawczynski are Matteo Salvini, Viktor Orbán, and Marion Maréchal.
Magen Fieramusca was previously arrested on charges of kidnapping and tampering with Heidi Broussard's corpse.
"I Would Vote For My Dead Cat Over Trump": Even Moderate Democrats Say They’d Vote For Bernie Sanders If He’s The Nominee
As fears rise in the party over what a Sanders win would mean, moderates in Iowa insist they’ll support the nominee no matter what.
An International Coronavirus Team Is Heading To China As Officials Weigh Declaring A Global Health Emergency
"The whole world needs to be on alert," said one expert. "We still have an opportunity to stop this virus."
"Name a show where the lead character is the worst character on the show I'll go first Sabrina Spellman"
"shrek is mediogre at best."
Don't freak the freak out!
I don't need any of these things, but I also can't live without them.
No more excuses (or, at least not as many).
"I genuinely couldn't tell you why she wanted to do a song about dinosaurs," her dad told BuzzFeed News. "She's got no particular affiliation with dinosaurs at all."
Protect your fast-food accounts at all costs!
Don't we all wish we had a rich bestie?
"I don't know what my future is, but I know it's with you."
Be honest: Do you wash your legs in the shower?
Obviamente has usado el martillo, el flexómetro y la tabla para cortar, ¿verdad?
Puedes ser uno muy triste o uno muy perreador.
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¡Gordon de Batman inicia también es SIRIUS BLACK!
Tranquilo/a, no necesitas ir a la Academia de las Artes Oscuras para esto.
Cher actuó como la mamá de Meryl Streep en Mamma Mia! 2, pero en realidad solamente se llevan tres años.
Veamos qué tan buen ojo tienes para encontrar las gangas.
You've binged the show, now enjoy the memes. Warning: contains spoilers.
"We had to really figure out how to properly honor him in his house on this night with everybody who adores him and loves him so much."
A glimpse into the future or an unexplainable happening.
I dip, you dip, we dip.
As a formerly undocumented Mexican immigrant, I’ve longed for more books telling our stories to be published and celebrated. Jeanine Cummins’ American Dirt is not what I was hoping for.
Staring at your purchase longingly is just as important.
The BTS ARMY Just Donated Thousands To Charity To Thank James Corden After The Band's "Late Late Show" Interview
A spokesperson for Magic Breakfast confirmed to BuzzFeed News that the charity had received more than 585 donations from people in 54 countries.
"Wait I'm so glad this was recorded tbh so people can see how SCARY THE PROCESS IS."
For fuller, thicker, and perfectly shaped brows, this product is a must-try.
Aldi Did An Ad With An Influencer Challenging Her To Spend Only $33 On Groceries And It Didn't Go Well
What added to people's ire was the hashtag: #AldiPoorestDayChallenge.
We Still Don't Know Where Joseph Mifsud Is. But His Lawyer Is Entangled In One Of The World’s Biggest Fraud Cases.
Mifsud’s lawyer, Stephan Roh, is connected to dozens of companies allegedly controlled by Kazakh oligarch Mukhtar Ablyazov, documents reviewed by BuzzFeed News show.
I can hear it callin'!
The One Where Gwyneth Paltrow Sends Her Staffers to Jamaica to Do Shrooms
"I didn't get an apology, but I got a dog!"
"Let it gooooo! Let it GOOOOO!"
How good is your transatlantic geography?
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Blake Lively "Shattered Her Hand" After Trying To Punch Jude Law On The Set Of Their New Movie And It's A Lot
While filming an intense fight scene for new action movie The Rhythm Section, Blake broke her hand and ended up needing two surgeries.
No matter if you cycle, drive, or take public transport!
These things are really gonna show 'em your ❤️.
Once you see it, you will really see it!
Just a few little things to brighten up these bleak winter months.
You’ll find the solutions to (most of) your problems here.
Love is in the air! Or...is it?
There's something for everyone!
And the Oscar goes to...
We all complete (this quiz).
You're Meant To Be With Either Harry Styles Or Shawn Mendes — Take This Quiz And We'll Tell You Which One
There's nothing holdin' you back, so find out which singer will adore you!
These might actually help y'all sibling get along.
What's your top priority in 2020? YOU!
I KNOW!! These are all so cool!
"The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper." - W.B. Yeats
Low-effort, high-impact ✅
Being broke doesn't excuse neglecting your skin.
"Now I don’t have anybody...I don’t have any friends," one woman told BuzzFeed News.
The government spent millions on reopening the Christmas Island detention centre, saying it was necessary because of a now-repealed law to assist sick refugees. Let's do a quick stocktake.
"I haven't felt pain that sharp in a while."
There's no host but plenty of presenters.
Because Korean cinema is excellent and we all want to see more of it!
Yeah, sex is cool, but did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
Exclusive: Facebook says it's working to remove false information, but at the same time, it's accepting money from people spreading it.
In today's episode: The man who led the charge against Bill Clinton returns to the senate with a warning that actually, impeachment is bad.
"Tale as old as time..."
"It’s the circus. They’re asking for you. Apparently they have a vacancy in clownery they think you’d be suited for."
I'm still emotional over every single death in the Season 2 finale TBH.
Will you receive the final rose?
Your dermatologist would like a word.
Here's to avoiding spending lots of money on social interactions you didn't want to participate in anyway.
"She wanted a divorce because her husband's dick was too big and sex became 'too much work.'"
Are you on the dark side?
Me: "I don't like pavlova." Any Aussie in the vicinity: "You're not a REEAAL Australian."
And the (imaginary) Oscar goes to...
Face clay that sucks gunk out of your pores, a drain snake cleaner — it's all here.
You are what you eat...with.
This is no time for pregnancy brain.
Federal investigators said the chopper fell at a rate of 2,000 feet per minute, calling it a "high-energy impact crash."
We can't all be 100% Groot.
Don't Even Think About Calling Yourself A Swiftie Unless You Can Get A Perfect Score On This Taylor Swift Lyrics Quiz
Hey kids, matching the correct Taylor song title to the lyrics is fun!
It's time to get 👏 stuff 👏 done 👏
Beach destinations, national parks, and more vacay spots you may not have realized are within reach!
A24, the maker of all things coming-of-age.
*Crosses fingers for Jerry.*
The nerve, the audacity, the lies!
The note-worthy ones that should be at the top of your beauty hit-list.
We all want to be rich.
These tools will seriously streamline those 2020 #mealprep goals.
Everyone's done it at least once, right? Right...?
"Every time I breathed heavily out of panic, it made a noise."
Find out what NOT to say.
Are you Tori?
To all the books I've loved before...