"Can’t believe southerners don't call the centre of their town town"
We all love a good spoons!
"He kissed me on my bottom!"
You eat the chocolate but do you remember the packaging?
This could get messy.
Vegan steak bake is a game changer.
"If you’re having sex on Valentines day have some for me aswell"
If you blink, you'll miss them.
"My landlord is obsessed w rent that was due literally weeks ago ? Move on babe"
The length of time between buying something to get it framed, getting it framed and then actually hanging it up is exactly 100 years.
Young Daniel Day Lewis would break your heart!
DON'T GO THROUGH THAT DOOR!
Once you see it, you will really see it!
Life comes at you fast!
Nature is beautiful and terrifying.
The only true measurement of currency is burgers.
"These McDonalds commercials are getting out of hand."
"Taking off my bra after a long day."
"His Dark Materials is my favourite trilogy ever, and I would highly recommend it!"