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    31 Hilarious Tweets That Prove That No Matter What, Brits Always Have A Sense Of Humour

    "The gü pot to ashtray pipeline."

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    first base: kiss second base: sex third base: big Tesco at night

    Twitter: @norajaine

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    it’s hard to see a football living your dream

    Twitter: @jxeker

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    This is for my British girls only so if you’re not from Innit Island keep scrolling. Okay so… what Geneva Convention am I breaking if I give an American an edible and then introduce them to Mr. Blobby?

    Twitter: @camillard

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    no one is braver than people who wear all four

    Twitter: @hattiesoykan

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    “I don’t know how the vaccine works” babe I do not know how ANYTHING works!! How does internet travel THROUGH THE AIR??? How do cars turn petrol into rolling along??? I have absolutely no idea I am simply vibing along with it all and you should too

    Twitter: @sarahlostctrl

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    Twitter: @synthylauper

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    Can you even get Plantain in these areas? I’ll pass https://t.co/Us1sFC8zn3

    Twitter: @Willof_D_

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    super freaked out by seagulls since I learned they can live into their thirties. Looking at every seagull like I wonder if they remember the 90s

    Twitter: @wank_666

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    I do feel sorry for all those ballerinas who just finished their cyber training and who now need to retrain as HGV drivers.

    Twitter: @SiobhanBenita

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    Twitter: @j0ederry

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    Twitter: @jojoldn

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    Twitter: @elle_hunt

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    can't believe millennials aren't having babies. i mean it costs about a grand a month to put a baby in nursery full-time while you work but like. why aren't they having babies more? don't they want babies? also why don't they buy houses. idgi

    Twitter: @joelgolby

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    nhs website asking if your lateral flow test came back positive or negative definitely gives off bbc iplayer asking if u own a tv license vibes

    Twitter: @sumnerpapi

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    i become a very different woman in john lewis. a woman concerned with shape, texture and quality with no regard for price

    Twitter: @jessf_white

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    how fast was that ostrich going?

    Twitter: @pipterino

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    Twitter: @daytimesnaps

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    Breaking: Michael Gove moving to Ministry of Sound in reshuffle.

    Twitter: @i_am_mill_i_am

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    MI6 AGENT: (beating me across the face with a little floury roll) what is this?? what do you call this!!?!??!

    Twitter: @ted_pen

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    How are we all getting violated by the same person?

    Twitter: @khadljasays

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    I WAS NOOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL NOOTING FOR YOU

    Twitter: @CBThorburn

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    Twitter: @chindomiee

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    I held the door open for this girl in sixth form today and instead of her saying thank you she said "it’s giving gentleman"😭😭😭

    Twitter: @harmzoom

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    The winner of Rupauls Drag Race UK will receive a six pack of lateral flow tests and a reliable life time supply of gas and electricity #RPDRUK

    Twitter: @FinlayMcF

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    My friend spotted this in north London and I’m losing my shit

    Twitter: @isntdave

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    Twitter: @PaulDock93

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    7 years with me bird man wow, I guess time flies when ye just doin as ye told and admitting she’s right even when she’s not

    Twitter: @_gp_98

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    Laundry: Washing - 30 mins Drying - 60 mins Putting away - 7-10 business days.

    Twitter: @DecemberBorne

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    Was it worth it Mario ????? Was it ????

    Twitter: @bethanyrutter

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    Immediately after opening my banking app :

    Twitter: @aimeethmpsn

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    All these sunday events man, do they want me to be unemployed?

    Twitter: @BRITT4INE

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