Buzz·Posted on 25 Sept 202131 Hilarious Tweets That Prove That No Matter What, Brits Always Have A Sense Of Humour"The gü pot to ashtray pipeline."by by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed Staff, by Ben ArmsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. eleanor @norajaine first base: kiss second base: sex third base: big Tesco at night 07:21 PM - 17 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @norajaine 2. ︎joe @jxeker it’s hard to see a football living your dream 08:22 PM - 14 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jxeker 3. Camilla Blackett @camillard This is for my British girls only so if you’re not from Innit Island keep scrolling. Okay so… what Geneva Convention am I breaking if I give an American an edible and then introduce them to Mr. Blobby? 04:34 AM - 17 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @camillard 4. hattie @hattiesoykan no one is braver than people who wear all four 03:55 PM - 20 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @hattiesoykan 5. Saz @sarahlostctrl “I don’t know how the vaccine works” babe I do not know how ANYTHING works!! How does internet travel THROUGH THE AIR??? How do cars turn petrol into rolling along??? I have absolutely no idea I am simply vibing along with it all and you should too 08:11 PM - 17 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sarahlostctrl 6. big time sensuality @synthylauper The gü pot to ashtray pipeline 11:47 AM - 23 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @synthylauper 7. D @Willof_D_ Can you even get Plantain in these areas? I’ll pass https://t.co/Us1sFC8zn3 10:20 AM - 15 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Willof_D_ 8. 🖕🤠🖕 @wank_666 super freaked out by seagulls since I learned they can live into their thirties. Looking at every seagull like I wonder if they remember the 90s 04:11 PM - 19 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @wank_666 9. Siobhan Benita @SiobhanBenita I do feel sorry for all those ballerinas who just finished their cyber training and who now need to retrain as HGV drivers. 06:46 AM - 24 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SiobhanBenita 10. 𝙅𝙤𝙚 @j0ederry NHS sign of the day goes to: 10:15 AM - 21 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @j0ederry 11. petit sekou @jojoldn my first view of black love 10:19 AM - 20 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jojoldn 12. Elle Hunt @elle_hunt Thanks Asda 09:03 PM - 19 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @elle_hunt 13. thomas usher stan account @joelgolby can't believe millennials aren't having babies. i mean it costs about a grand a month to put a baby in nursery full-time while you work but like. why aren't they having babies more? don't they want babies? also why don't they buy houses. idgi 09:46 AM - 22 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @joelgolby 14. H @sumnerpapi nhs website asking if your lateral flow test came back positive or negative definitely gives off bbc iplayer asking if u own a tv license vibes 11:15 PM - 17 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sumnerpapi 15. jess white @jessf_white i become a very different woman in john lewis. a woman concerned with shape, texture and quality with no regard for price 11:41 AM - 18 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jessf_white 16. katie @pipterino how fast was that ostrich going? 07:17 PM - 15 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @pipterino 17. daytime snaps @daytimesnaps 01:24 PM - 15 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @daytimesnaps 18. Andy Miller @i_am_mill_i_am Breaking: Michael Gove moving to Ministry of Sound in reshuffle. 11:07 AM - 15 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @i_am_mill_i_am 19. Ed @ted_pen MI6 AGENT: (beating me across the face with a little floury roll) what is this?? what do you call this!!?!??! 07:58 PM - 19 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ted_pen 20. Khadija @khadljasays How are we all getting violated by the same person? 11:46 PM - 20 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @khadljasays 21. Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn I WAS NOOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL NOOTING FOR YOU 01:12 PM - 14 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @CBThorburn 22. c🪐 @chindomiee i feel seen. 10:01 AM - 17 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @chindomiee 23. SANTAN H @harmzoom I held the door open for this girl in sixth form today and instead of her saying thank you she said "it’s giving gentleman"😭😭😭 09:34 PM - 22 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @harmzoom 24. Finlay McFarlane @FinlayMcF The winner of Rupauls Drag Race UK will receive a six pack of lateral flow tests and a reliable life time supply of gas and electricity #RPDRUK 06:54 PM - 23 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @FinlayMcF 25. Dave @isntdave My friend spotted this in north London and I’m losing my shit 07:33 PM - 18 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @isntdave 26. ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93 The rowdy lad’s group chat x 09:34 PM - 19 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @PaulDock93 27. Jorgé 🎗 @_gp_98 7 years with me bird man wow, I guess time flies when ye just doin as ye told and admitting she’s right even when she’s not 06:44 AM - 14 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @_gp_98 28. 𝗟𝗲𝘆𝘁𝗼𝗻.•🪵 @DecemberBorne Laundry: Washing - 30 mins Drying - 60 mins Putting away - 7-10 business days. 01:14 AM - 16 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @DecemberBorne 29. Bethany @bethanyrutter Was it worth it Mario ????? Was it ???? 08:59 AM - 14 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @bethanyrutter 30. aimee @aimeethmpsn Immediately after opening my banking app : 02:10 PM - 23 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @aimeethmpsn 31. H @BRITT4INE All these sunday events man, do they want me to be unemployed? 06:50 PM - 23 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BRITT4INE