1.
Why are we paying rent when Jesus paid the price 😅
2.
I told someone I have a boyfriend and he said ‘ ok well keep me updated’ 😶
3.
sainsbury’s cookies after 5pm https://t.co/KzzDO9VOiz
4.
They bought the crate challenge to the UK😭
5.
I can’t believe this app is free
6.
How can my boyfriend send my money for my nails with this as a reference 😭
7.
The British public watched Alexandra Burke win X Factor and said never again!
8.
not my neighbours calling 999 because they heard my mum shouting "holy ghost fire" 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
9.
Tesco cashier: That’ll be £78.49 Me: I have a club card. Tesco cashier: Why didn’t you say so?! That’s £2.85. In fact it’s free. No in fact, we owe you money. Take the contents of the cash register.
10.
I've deleted the dating apps, I have officially given up. If a man wants me, he's gunna have to woo me in aldi. Game over
11.
thinking about these cat cushions mary queen of scotts made in prison
12.
Me joining the smokers of the office on their cig break so I too can have 20 min break every hour:
13.
“Are you wearing the…” “The £4 air fryer? Yeah, I am”
14.
please note this is NOT candy
15.
Today the vet told me that since Covid, they’ve had to treat a number of cats with depression caused by irritation that their people are at home all day. Obviously it’s not really funny but… that’s the most Cat thing I’ve ever heard. Apparently dogs do not have the same problem.
16.
The sea was closed. https://t.co/BeVpXJunkM
17.
These are the chapters of the life I want to live.
18.
6yo (to her crying brother): "It's okay to be sad, sometimes we need to let our feelings out, just let yourself be sad." Me: "Oh darling, that's so lovely, well done. Why is he crying?" 6yo: "I hit him." #mumlife
19.
Makes me happy to think medieval people owned cats and were probably like "he is juste a litel man who lives yn my hous"
20.
proper HOWLING 🤣 why’s he the only one spinning like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
21.
Wow. Just wow.
22.
Molly Mae one of the only ppl I know that gets love from Fiat 500 twitter and black twitter
23.
My life has known so much peace since Love Island ended on Monday.
24.
Millie got £25k and Faye for 25k ofcom complains
25.
“Why don’t you want children?” Me:
26.
academics will say “put simply”, and follow it with the least comprehensible sentence you’ve ever read
27.
Sure, Perrie from Little Mix announcing the birth of her child yesterday and Leigh Anne announcing twins today sounds sweet, but if members of the band continue to reproduce at a similar doubling rate, there will be over 2.5 billion Little Mix children by the middle of next month