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If Squid Game was in London
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Poundland after Brexit https://t.co/hALm3IgqDp
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this is how rich old people look at you in Waitrose https://t.co/fSBof3SZaT
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All I see is the come dine with me guy https://t.co/q98DWxL3LV
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Your in her DMs i'm in sunny Lanzarote with buyers Carol and Jim who want to ditch the gloom of Southwesten UK for a piece of paradise. Carol is a homemaker and Jim is a retired construction manager, and they're looking to jump onto the property ladder for less than £250,000
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My girl just got flowers because she’s not feeling well 🥺 When I was sick all I got was “how you feeling soldier” every 4 hours kmt. When I’m not in the army.
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Sally Rooney books but they're Wayne Rooney tweets.
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imagine if you didn't even need petrol, it's just the only kind of coffee you liked was wild bean cafe. absolute nightmare of a week
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On this day in 1984 Prince Charles & Princess Diana got a massive chippy tea
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Henry VIII when he was asked what led him to found the Church of England
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I find salt bae very attractive I'm afraid. Any man who can swindle people out of £600 for bad steak on a Tesco baguette has a certain jenny say qwah
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why can it never be Teams https://t.co/4k6yeoW6mB
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me searching for “hotmail” despite the fact it hasn’t been called that for almost a decade
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Titanic survivors bravely await rescue of HMS Carpathia (15 April, 1912)
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If she doesn’t know about these shes too young for you
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it’s THA UK BADDIE 🇬🇧
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do you want me to rap anyone, lift the mood a bit?
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music festival line ups:
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it’s #nationalcomingoutday 🎉 here’s a pic of how I came out back in 2003 xx
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my mum when she gets home from work looking for something to complain about
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Not sure about the drinks menu at this takeaway 😂
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You're telling me a penguin wrote these classics
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British people right before they completely insult someone: “ I mean, bless her, I love her to bits but …”
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sometimes i worry about kids and their growing brains with tiktok and stuff then remember i spent my developmental years throwing up three litres of strongbow straight into a gutter and the whole thing was soundtracked by tulisa and dappy so