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    24 Hilarious Tweets That Prove That No Matter What, Brits Always Have A Sense Of Humour

    "What does the washing machine gain by lying about how long the cycle has left, if u need more time just say it?"

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    Twitter: @jdahall

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    *rupaul, one hour later* england! don’t go anywhere. this season, there’s a game within a game! do you want to play?

    Twitter: @_connerbradshaw

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    Remember when your last lesson of the day was PE and you couldn’t be bothered to fully change back into uniform to go home.. 🤔

    Twitter: @RavWilding

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    The Danish players are longer and taller because they didn't have Thatcherism

    Twitter: @kieranpradeept1

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    Why all of these so spot on tho

    Twitter: @yagorlbek

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    Absolutely adore how furious Pickford is every single time he’s forced to make a save

    Twitter: @darrenrichman

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    And the heartache continues 💔

    Twitter: @katyldorman

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    Twitter: @itsalicegarnett

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    £1 = 1 Great British Raheem Sterling

    Twitter: @NL_Vossi

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    when i'm reading a book a good 30% of the enjoyment comes from being smug i am reading a book, ngl

    Twitter: @BeeBabs

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    would die for gareth southgate obviously but i don't think he'd want me to do that. i'd... collect tesco schools vouchers for gareth southgate. i'd get a smartmeter fitted on my boiler

    Twitter: @joelgolby

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    chatting to strangers after a drink

    Twitter: @katiemedleyy

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    What does the washing machine gain by lying about how long the cycle has left, if u need more time just say it?

    Twitter: @LEMONBALMBABY

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    Introducing Racebook - the app where you can finally be racist in peace 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🥰 #England

    Twitter: @munyachawawa

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    Twitter: @dgellis0907

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    How to not get raided after the final

    Twitter: @shl0kk

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    The Sweet Caroline covid variant that’s developing rn gonna be ultra spicy

    Twitter: @DistinCray_

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    Twitter: @SoozUK

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    Totally understand Amanda Bynes in She's The Man now , getting real insight into her character's passion

    Twitter: @BeeBabs

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    Twitter: @jackremmington

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    Man Saka is my age and took the last penalty in the final and i’m too scared to tell the maccies worker they got my order wrong😭 levels

    Twitter: @judedawsxn

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    Twitter: @jxeker

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    Twitter: @NoContextBrits

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    guy in work keeps calling his national insurance number his nashy number n it’s really really really getting to me i feel like crying

    Twitter: @imemmamurphy