1.
when the whole class was talking but only you get in trouble 🤣
2.
i got in!
3.
me ten minutes after getting out of the shower when i’m already an hour late
4.
Londoners are like “a walking race at the Olympics! We would win!” And then spend £40 on an Uber to go get a plant for their balcony
5.
https://t.co/2Xf5F9BFDU
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Me: how did your GCSEs go, did you get any As or A*s? Cousin: I got some 8s and 9s Me:
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“Jess, I’m Irish”
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I look like I have paid to have a photo with the cat on her arena tour
9.
me waiting for yet another late delivery
10.
the uk needs to legalise weed so the great british bake off can have edibles week
11.
Has a printer ever worked?
12.
Looks like Shoreditch is returning to normal
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Me when I’ve been sitting at my desk in my pyjamas and someone tries to zoom call me
14.
My plans Delta variant
15.
Opened the door and fucking shit myself.
17.
jeremy clarkson getting ready to post his yearly “i got no a-levels and i’m still rich” tweet
18.
Me looking at houses on Rightmove
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I might just be a conventional old prude, but I think I'm struggling to come back from this