Buzz·Posted on 11 Sept 202126 Hilarious British Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week"Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your CV? Me: I spent 6 hours formatting it in Google Docs and you've opened it in Word."by by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed Staff, by Ben ArmsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. mahidmahidmahid @mahidmahidmahid No one: People living in the UK: 🌳 | | | 🚍 | 🌳 | 🚘 | | | 🌳 | | | | 🌳 | | | 🚶🏻♂️ | 🌳 | | | | 🌳 “hit me if you’re bad” 04:12 AM - 08 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mahidmahidmahid 2. Beth McColl @imteddybless forgot to turn my running app off before going on holiday 01:02 PM - 09 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @imteddybless 3. Pinero_Nana | Chicken wing enthusiast 🍗 @Pinero_Nana Don’t confirm your love for your babes until you see her eating popcorn. That’s when you know whether she’s a lady or a vagabond 06:26 PM - 06 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Pinero_Nana 4. Clarissa Maycock @ClarissaDM Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your CV? Me: I spent 6 hours formatting it in Google Docs and you've opened it in Word. 10:40 AM - 03 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ClarissaDM 5. Gee FRENCH💍 @1andonlyGee_ How can I drop my daughter to school & there's another dad here mad confused 🤣🤣 the receptionist asked what year his son is in he doesn't know. She then asked his age he said 4 or 5 LOOOOOOOOL. 08:12 AM - 08 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @1andonlyGee_ 6. hajar @zamarudd I don't understand how my mum sees me working from home and somehow interprets it as me not working? just got told to go and clean instead of staring at the computer. cheers mum 👍 10:13 AM - 07 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @zamarudd 7. THEEWNTR @freddywinter Wizkid better keep adding dates until it’s just me and him at the O2 10:17 AM - 03 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @freddywinter 8. Year of the Return @LazarusKumi Not even exaggerating but there hasn’t been a worse summer than this year since summer 1945 when the war ended. 11:27 AM - 03 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LazarusKumi 9. siân @_sianfh Facebook is a minefield of mums saying “Can’t believe this handsome boy is starting year 1!” with pictures like this 07:35 AM - 06 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @_sianfh 10. t @tiannelisex not the sun clocking in for it’s shift 30 days late 06:00 PM - 05 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @tiannelisex 11. Harrison Brocklehurst @harrisonjbrock Red flag 🚩 07:06 AM - 08 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @harrisonjbrock 12. Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman Girls don’t like boys girls like those bowls that aren’t quite bowls but aren’t quite plates that are really good for pasta 01:14 PM - 08 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @hansmollman 13. The Museum of English Rural Life @TheMERL never skip leg day 01:15 PM - 31 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @TheMERL 14. MXhosa @Gee2511 What I see VS What I imagine 06:22 PM - 08 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Gee2511 15. Georgia @GeorgiaHH i was in aldi earlier & a girl in the middle aisle picked one of these up & was telling her friend that her housemate used one to put tan on??? sorry what? 09:47 PM - 06 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @GeorgiaHH 16. Alex @StoffelAlex leaving the british library for lunch after downloading one pdf and changing the font on an essay 11:22 AM - 08 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @StoffelAlex 17. Nat Guest @unfortunatalie HAHA 08:59 PM - 06 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @unfortunatalie 18. wife guy seeks guy wife @uncanny_eli if you have breasts they tell you a lot of shit abt checking for lumps. they do not tell you that a boob is made of lumps. here i am looking for lumps in the lump factory 09:27 AM - 09 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @uncanny_eli 19. thomas usher stan account @joelgolby hey it's me, a landlord with a twitter account. thanks for the 60% of your wages every month but could you also like me as well please? for some reason it's very important that you like me 02:57 PM - 08 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @joelgolby 20. chawner laughs @appehmichael Nobody tell Kinga https://t.co/KLZsvLw3Ph 02:45 PM - 01 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @appehmichael 21. Lewis 🦧 @lewcjruss Everything I’ve seen regarding this film has been against my will https://t.co/jGaZaPh0gD 09:33 AM - 05 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lewcjruss 22. Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy They’ve started rehearsing for that new ABBA concert. It was incredibly loud. You could hear the drums from Nando’s 07:11 PM - 02 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @govindajeggy 23. Tom Blackburn @malaiseforever housing might be extortionate, but at least this website is free 01:34 PM - 06 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @malaiseforever 24. Proper Facts @Proper_Facts Remember to leave a saucer of Monster out tonight for Goths who had just woken up from Summer hibernation. 06:51 AM - 02 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Proper_Facts 25. Alex @_alexoates My dad had his van stole from outside our house about 5 years ago and the police done fuck all so still to this day everytime they post on Facebook he comments asking if they’ve found his van yet hahah 06:22 PM - 09 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @_alexoates 26. Richard Butler @rmdbutler Every member of the Young Conservatives looks like this 10:51 AM - 30 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @rmdbutler