Also accepting name submissions since "baby Yoda" isn't technically accurate.
Half of these books was Edward explaining weird vampire logic.
This is just an excuse for you to be aggressively Midwestern.
Don't lie or you'll lose major points.
We've all planked, but did you gallon smash?
“Excuse me, please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every day or does your mom help you?”
If you've used concealer as lipstick, we all know how old you are.
Think you can quote The Wizard of Oz correctly? Think again.
I'll wait with bated breath. Baited breath? I'll be holding my breath.
If you haven't had Italian beef, have you lived?
"Four words that shook the world: Sing to me, Paolo."
Disclaimer: Medicine in Medieval Europe was bad, which is why the plague went so poorly.
I respect all my gross girls, but please don't give yourself pink eye.
If you get any wrong, just blame the fluorescents.
Honestly, I like "wizard police" more than "auror," but I didn't write the books.
I'm still unliking pages from 10 years ago.
Hint: Most slasher movies are just about teens doing something really stupid.
"Star Trek and Star Wars are both about blonde farm boys going to space for the drama of it all."