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    27 Home Products You May Never Ever Use, But Will Still Love Anyway

    Staring at your purchase longingly is just as important.

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    1. A hand-poured terrarium candle if you want to preserve at least one houseplant in your apartment. (Or literally burn through another one.)

    2. A desktop wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man you'll probably be able to learn a dance move or two from (but I also respect your decision to just stare at its lifeless body).

    3. A Moog synth vinyl record from the '70s designed to help houseplants grow, but if you don't have a record player โ€” well, framing it on your wall will also do.

    4. A coin bank so you can rest easy knowing you're saving money or lose sleep knowing you just fed a quarter to a cursed reptilian face.

    5. A monster colander if you prefer your kitchenware to be creepy-cute.

    6. A to-go box of food socks so your love for pizza can be made abundantly clear for any that dare question it.

    7. A sculptural candle that's so fancy you probably won't even want to burn it.

    8. A small Greek column to display your air plant in like a Cultured Person or let the column stand on its own because it's already art.

    9. A set of geometric jewelry trays to encourage yourself to stay organized โ€” there are fewer places to hide clutter in a small space, after all.

    10. The World of Apartamento, a stunning coffee-table book that wrangles 10 years of inspiring interiors from the influential magazine. (A great flex for guests, even if you never crack it open!)

    11. A pair of oven mitts that'll make a great addition to you kitchen display even when they're not in use.

    12. A scratch-off world map to mark all the places you've visited. If you don't travel anywhere? Well, it's still a very nice map to hang on your wall.

    13. A beer cap map so you can turn your discarded caps into a tasteful showcase of your state's best bev offerings.

    14. A dracula garlic chopper for cutting, dicing and mincing cloves (and keeping your hands from getting smelly). Let's face it: You most likely will not be mincing garlic every single day but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the company of this lad on your countertop.

    15. A house-shaped tissue box you might forget serves a very practical function because it's also an incredible piece of bathroom decor.

    16. A set of pebble-style coat hooks to turn your wall storage into art. (No shame in leaving them completely bare, either.)

    17. A set of geometric coasters that โ€” just guessing here โ€” will probably look a lot better than having cup rings all over your nightstand.

    18. A card-holding hedgehog that'll give you the poke you need to get organizing.

    19. A trio of whimsical cactus hooks that'll be anything but dry.

    20. A geometric decanter that you can't go wrong with.

    21. A metallic-gold plated stainless steel pyramid that has a different grating function on every side.

    22. A hand-built water fountain that'll create a peaceful vibe in any room โ€” even when it's not running.

    23. A set of recycled record coasters for the person who will only interrupt their spiel about how music these days sucks to scold you for putting a glass on the table without a coaster.

    24. A gummy bear nightlight that'll make you howl with delight.

    25. A screaming goat figure that simply isn't afraid to say what we've all been thinking: AGHFEIODHUDGHHDGGGFHI!!!!!

    26. An oversized resin cob that'll prove corny isn't always so bad.

    27. And a beautiful wooden chess board for hanging on your wall โ€” you never know when the mood will strike. Could be today, could be a few ~knights~ down the road.

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