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2. A Gummy Bear anatomy puzzle, or: a Gummy Bear-shaped torture chamber filled with the small animal that died trying to escape it.
6. What you've heard is a lie, it's actually sautéing your placenta that's the most rewarding part of parenthood.
10. A set of small hands that you place on each finger to make it look like your fingers have fingers.
16. And an Abominable Snowman statue that's a 12-pound reminder of how you choose to spend your money.
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