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20 Irresistibly Weird Products To Buy On Amazon

A life-sized Abominable Snowman statue, live cockroaches, Nicolas Cage pillowcases, and 18 other things that actually exist.

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1. This welcome alternative to lying your head down on a *real* skin-on salmon fillet.

2. A Gummy Bear anatomy puzzle, or: a Gummy Bear-shaped torture chamber filled with the small animal that died trying to escape it.

Price: $26.75

3. 80 pages of challenge accepted.

Don't tell me how to live my life.Price: $9.95. Also available for Kindle.
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Don't tell me how to live my life.

Price: $9.95. Also available for Kindle.

4. A vinyl wall decal of half an Asian businessperson.

Promising review: "Unbelievable. Really ties the room together. 10/10 would recommend." —Maddi DurbinPrice: $24.01+. Available in six sizes.
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Promising review: "Unbelievable. Really ties the room together. 10/10 would recommend." —Maddi Durbin

Price: $24.01+. Available in six sizes.

5. A headband with mullet hair attached to it.

Price: $9.99. Also available in black mullet and blonde mullet.
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Price: $9.99. Also available in black mullet and blonde mullet.

6. What you've heard is a lie, it's actually sautéing your placenta that's the most rewarding part of parenthood.

Hoping that squiggly black stuff is kale!Price: $2.99 for Kindle.
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Hoping that squiggly black stuff is kale!

Price: $2.99 for Kindle.

7. A plush tonsil for anyone who's parted with an actual one.

Price: $21.99. Available in 30+ anatomical parts.
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Price: $21.99. Available in 30+ anatomical parts.

8. This is a dick trophy.

World Champion of what? I'm not sure! Choose your own adventure! Great bow detail, really adds something.Price: $4.48
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World Champion of what? I'm not sure! Choose your own adventure! Great bow detail, really adds something.

Price: $4.48

9. The actual reason some people drool in their sleep.

Price: $6.55.
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Price: $6.55.

10. A set of small hands that you place on each finger to make it look like your fingers have fingers.

Price: $5.98 for five.
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Price: $5.98 for five.

11. A hat for looking like a botched mansquid unwelcome at the X-Mansion cool table.

Price: $5. You can also get a knight helmet if that's more your style.
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Price: $5. You can also get a knight helmet if that's more your style.

12. A business-casual, disembodied husband pillow with lifeless hand detail.

Price: $36+. Half torso's button-down shirt available in eight colors.
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Price: $36+. Half torso's button-down shirt available in eight colors.

13. An afro wig for dogs.

Price: $6.17.
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Price: $6.17.

14. A pocket-sized suture pad so you can practice your flesh sewing on-the-go.

Price: $14.99. Also available in extra large with wounds.
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Price: $14.99. Also available in extra large with wounds.

15. A pair of live Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches for $9.50, which at $4.75/roach is a steal.

Price: $9.50
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Price: $9.50

16. And an Abominable Snowman statue that's a 12-pound reminder of how you choose to spend your money.

Price: $110.13. Also available as Bigfoot and in two other sizes if, for some weird reason, including a life-sized version.
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Price: $110.13. Also available as Bigfoot and in two other sizes if, for some weird reason, including a life-sized version.

17. A bag of edible farts that's a real gas.

Promising review: "Honestly, I burst out laughing every time I see this bag. It's a great gift and funny one as well." —Dom8Price: $9.95 (available in eight themes)
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Promising review: "Honestly, I burst out laughing every time I see this bag. It's a great gift and funny one as well." —Dom8

Price: $9.95 (available in eight themes)

18. A sexy (?) googly-eyed thong for turning your junk into a trunk.

Promising review: "It's awesome. My boyfriend and I laughed for a good hour after unpacking it. Every time our eyes met the elephant's it'd start all over again." —Heather AlvaradoPrice: $6.99 (available in four colors)
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Promising review: "It's awesome. My boyfriend and I laughed for a good hour after unpacking it. Every time our eyes met the elephant's it'd start all over again." —Heather Alvarado

Price: $6.99 (available in four colors)

19. Edible chocolate anuses that are super delicious, no butts about it.

Price: $9.68 for a set of six
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Price: $9.68 for a set of six

20. A pair of instant undies because you never know when you're going to need them in an emergency.

Price: $4.89
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Price: $4.89

The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.