Buy Me That
Now all you have to do is actually keep them alive.
*Naps all day.*
They are all egg-cellent products.
You'll love this stuff if plants give you life (and not just because they produce oxygen).
They might just help you feel your best.
Useful stuff that won't break the bank.
Which price isn't so skimpy?
How much? Just for a lipstick?!
Diffusers are bougie af but are they worth it?
Including an idiot-proof, dual-ended eyeliner that is comfortable enough to wear all day long.
Pocket-friendly swimsuits with positive reviews.
Pocket-friendly dresses with positive reviews.
Who needs a thrift shop anyways?
Werk that sidewalk like it's a catwalk.
Dress to impress this summer.
Only with a romper can you find true freedom.
For grandmas of all ages.
Say "see ya" to streaky palms.
Upping my fry-up game was more difficult than I thought.
Say "so long" to sore ingrown hairs with these magic products.
Send this to someone who needs it.
Featuring bed linen that feels like actually sleeping on clouds.
"I felt like Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century."
Turns out eye makeup *can* stay on all day without smudging.
Magic never dies, it lives on in our hearts.
Including a lipstick lock that will actually stop your lipstick from fading for almost 12 hours.
Stacks on stacks of lipsticks.
Make your house look like champagne on a lemonade budget.
Sleep under the stars... in your nice warm tent on a luxury mattress.
Sometimes size DOES matter.
Deals on a butterfly ear clip, iPhone charger case, acrylic jewelry drawer, and more!
Make space in your make-up drawer for these gems.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
It's not a glow, it's sweat.
Bullshit-free spot fighters.
Look after the pennies, and the pounds will look after themselves.
What are you waiting for? Sign up to a race and start running!
Adulting has never been so easy.
I can see clearly now, okay?
Sloth planters, bread pillows, and LifeStraws. How far can *you* get without buying something?
Summer is the perfect time for some bold lipstick.
Deals on a penguin wine opener, a portable bluetooth speaker, makeup brushes and more!
Everything you need to make your kitchen the most organized room in your home.
Make the best of that small living space!
Like, lick-the-floor clean. (Maybe.)
Because we tried them for you in March!
I will gladly sacrifice an even tan for any of these beauties.
Swimming is the best way to keep fit.
Tips, tricks, and products that are not too ~taxing~ (you know, because your taxes are due April 18).
Clever ways to get more beauty sleep.
Kick back and daydream away.
Spring break those unorganized habits, amirite?
End tables that say, "Yeah, I pay bills."
Aka how to be clean...and rich! (Sorta.)
Because you can't follow them around with a can of disinfecting spray 24/7. The products in this post were updated in April 2018.
You spend about a third of your life at work, why not liven the place up?
Deals on a French press coffee maker, wireless headphones, motion sensor lights, and more!
Because gross is great.
I pretty much bought everything on the list.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Your shower scum will be begging for mercy. Begging.
You spend lots of time there — might as well make it look amazing.
Even if your bathroom is a chokey-sized afterthought.
Everything you need to know, and buy, so that everyone thinks you're a grown-ass adult (without actually having to be one).
Get your dream home at prices that are like a dream.
A tacosaurus, rabbit ears for your pet, planet plates that are out of this world, and 17 other things you’ll want to add to your wish list ASAP.
Deals on an electric wine opener, denim, a Harry Potter tapestry, and more!
Featuring a whale tape dispenser, a metallic sneaker, and a unicorn tee for all the magic missing in your life.
Find your own version of fierce.
Swimsuits for ALL!
Sapphire away at my heart.
Deals on comforters, veggie spiralizers, moose chairs, and more!
Deals at American Eagle, ThinkGeek, Urban Outfitters, and more!
Treat your vagina right, it deserves it.
Make your house picture perfect.
Including vintage-inspired vanities, comfy armchairs, and bookcases that would make any bibliophile jealous.
It's all in the (totally affordable) details.
Like my middle school boyfriend told me, “Imma need a little more space."
::bookmarks immediately:: The products in this post were updated in April 2018.
No need to unload your entire paycheck.
Shiba inu planters, chair socks, and a shrimp neck pillow: How far can *you* get without buying something?
You don't need to spend a lot of money to look like money.
You don't need to burn through a lot of money to have nice candles.
Featuring a french press, bath bombs and a sketch pad that'll make you like Jack from Titanic.
Conceal, don't feel. The products in this post were updated in February 2018.
Make the stuff you already own even more personal.
They know too much, at this point: you'll live together forever.
Totally drool worthy.
Deals on makeup blending sponges, citrus juicers, wi-fi range extenders, and more!
Because it's hard to know where to even start with this stuff.
Deals at Urban Outfitters, Forever 21, and more!
If you're commuting by bike without mudguards, I don't want to be your friend.
Because we bought them in March!
You ~shall~ pass.
Deals at Joss & Main, Forever 21, Missguided, and more!
Deals on Hogwarts throw blankets, Loch Ness Monster soup ladles, Christian Siriano shoes and handbags, and more!