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Now all you have to do is actually keep them alive.

*Naps all day.*

They are all egg-cellent products.

You'll love this stuff if plants give you life (and not just because they produce oxygen).

They might just help you feel your best.

Useful stuff that won't break the bank.

Which price isn't so skimpy?

How much? Just for a lipstick?!

Diffusers are bougie af but are they worth it?

Including an idiot-proof, dual-ended eyeliner that is comfortable enough to wear all day long.

Pocket-friendly swimsuits with positive reviews.

Pocket-friendly dresses with positive reviews.

Who needs a thrift shop anyways?

Werk that sidewalk like it's a catwalk.

Dress to impress this summer.

Only with a romper can you find true freedom.

For grandmas of all ages.

Say "see ya" to streaky palms.

Upping my fry-up game was more difficult than I thought.

Say "so long" to sore ingrown hairs with these magic products.

We got you, boo.

Send this to someone who needs it.

Featuring bed linen that feels like actually sleeping on clouds.

"I felt like Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century."

Turns out eye makeup *can* stay on all day without smudging.

Magic never dies, it lives on in our hearts.

Including a lipstick lock that will actually stop your lipstick from fading for almost 12 hours.

Stacks on stacks of lipsticks.

Make your house look like champagne on a lemonade budget.

Sleep under the stars... in your nice warm tent on a luxury mattress.

Sometimes size DOES matter.

Deals on a butterfly ear clip, iPhone charger case, acrylic jewelry drawer, and more!

Make space in your make-up drawer for these gems.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

It's not a glow, it's sweat.

Bullshit-free spot fighters.

Look after the pennies, and the pounds will look after themselves.

What are you waiting for? Sign up to a race and start running!

Adulting has never been so easy.

Sloth planters, bread pillows, and LifeStraws. How far can *you* get without buying something?

Summer is the perfect time for some bold lipstick.

Deals on a penguin wine opener, a portable bluetooth speaker, makeup brushes and more!

Just because.

Everything you need to make your kitchen the most organized room in your home.

Make the best of that small living space!

Like, lick-the-floor clean. (Maybe.)

Because we tried them for you in March!

I will gladly sacrifice an even tan for any of these beauties.

Swimming is the best way to keep fit.

Tips, tricks, and products that are not too ~taxing~ (you know, because your taxes are due April 18).

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