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Updated on Feb 2, 2019. Posted on Mar 22, 2017

31 Things For Anyone Who Has Totally Eaten A Whole Pint Of Ice Cream In One Sitting

Ice cream is better than pizza. Share if you agree.

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1. A soft serve maker for the days when chasing an ice cream truck doesn't seem feasible.

Get it from Wayfair for $90.85 or Amazon for $73.85.

2. A Neapolitan EyeScream palette for taking a little bit of your fave dessert with your anywhere...without the sticky hands.

Get it from Beauty Bakerie for $38.

3. A pet house that'll make your cat start saying crazy things, like "that'll be $2.25 for the cone."

Get it from Uncommon Goods for $39.

4. An ice cream sandwich maker that is much better than the typical "whole wheat and turkey" affair.

Get it from Williams-Sonoma for $19.95.

5. A pair of tasty socks for transforming your feet into a sweet, no-melt delight.

Get them from Amazon for $8.

6. A cookbook full of saucy or sweet recipes to try out at home.,

Get them from Amazon: Big Gay Ice Cream for $5.41+ (hardcover) and Sweet Cream and Sugar Cones for $16.66 (hardcover).

7. A rainbow sprinkles crown that symbolizes the greatest ice cream topping ever invented by humankind.

8. An instant ice cream maker to customize your bowl in the coolest way possible.

Haha, get it?!

Promising review: "Works really well! We live off the grid and have a small propane fridge with a small freezer so this was the only non-electric ice cream maker that would fit in our freezer with frozen food too. Anyway, we didn't want to mess with ice and salt and this did the trick! Now we can have ice cream any time we want. Our first was fresh peach ice cream using some of our bumper crop of peaches and it was yummy! We used a recipe that came with the product." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $45.44.

9. Some nondescript ice-cream storage containers for all the recipes you'll give a go.

Get a set of 16 from Food52 for $26.

10. An ice cream float that doesn't require any soda. Wink.

Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

11. An ice cream swaddle that'll have you loving babies even more than you already do.

Babies — they actually do scream for ice cream.

Get it from Uncommon Goods for $48.

12. A set of cone-shaped bowls that won't crumble under your voracious eating efforts.

Get them from Fishs Eddy for $37.50.

13. A giant bank so even more of your coin can go toward your ice-cream budget.

Get it from for $45.

14. A retro sign that brings a sundae-filled parlor into your own kitchen. Or room.

Eating ice cream in bed > eating ice cream in the kitchen.

Get it from Retro Planet for $15.99.

15. A jar of fancy salted caramel sauce from a microcreamery that'll turn your mouth into a party.

Get it from Mouth for $12.50.

16. A sandwich press that lets you create the panini of the dairy world — the ice cream sandwich.

Get it from Uncommon Goods or Amazon for $15.

17. A T-shirt that depicts the kind of headache you wouldn't want to take an Advil for.

Get it from H&M for $5.99. / Available in sizes XS-L.

18. This waffle-cone maker so you'll get an ~authentic~ ice cream experience.

Promising review: "This is, simply put, a fantastic machine. It's easy to use (great, specific instructions) and easy to clean (just wipe off if you get a little slap-happy with the batter). I was tempted to get one of the cheaper machines, but after reading the reviews, decided to go with this one, and I'm glad I did. I can turn out an entire batch of about a dozen waffle cones in around 15 minutes." —L. Sommers

Get it from Williams-Sonoma or Amazon for $49.95.

19. A bath sponge that won't leave your skin feeling sticky, I swear.

Get it from Forever 21 for $2.90.

20. A writing pen for scribbling down all your ice-cream dreams.

Get it from Typo by Cotton:On for $6.99.

21. An area rug for anyone who aspires to have sweet feet.

Get it from Happy Home Artistry on Society6 for $28+. / Available in three sizes.

22. Flavor-fueled earrings to give your jewelry collection a touch of magic and joy.

Get them from Bon Appet Eats on Etsy for $10.

23. Scented highlighters that will turn your vigorous note taking into a scratch and sniff paradise.

Get them from Paper Source for $14.95.

24. A large plush that you could cuddle with while you sleep, thus guaranteeing delicious dreams.

Get it from Nylon Shop for $30.

25. Some sweet pasties to top off ~dessert~.

Get them from Nylon for $10.99.

26. A neapolitan soap that looks good enough to eat. You really shouldn't eat it, though.*


Get it from Bsweetsoap on Etsy for $6.

27. A monthly ice cream subscription with lots of stuff you actually can and should eat.

Choose between a subscription of 3, 6, 9 or 12 months, and you'll receive a fresh box of ice cream once a month.

Get it from Goldbely for $69 a month.

28. A colorful pin to add a cool touch to your favorite jacket.

As if you needed a reminder to stalk your neighborhood ice cream truck.

Get them from Lucky Horse Press on Etsy for $10 each.

29. A pool float that may melt in the hot sun. Be careful.

Get it from Amazon for $29.99.

30. This temporary tat for wearing your heart on your (faux) sleeve.

Get a pack of 8 from Mouth for $4.80 or 2 from Tatty for $5.

31. And this huge jug of sprinkles because naked ice cream is a crime against humanity.

Get it from Amazon for $26.99.

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