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Posted on Mar 23, 2017

19 Things You Need If The Poop Emoji Is Your Favorite

And, you don't have to spend a crap load of money!

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1. Have a not-so-crappy start to your day with this coffee mug that tells the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

2. Or take your caffeine to go with this sassy tumbler.

Get it from Ankit for $14.99.

3. This poop-emoji cookie stamp will take your next batch of cookies to a whole new level.

Get it from SheyB Cookie Designs for $12.

4. Trust me, the ONLY poop you'll want to find in your pool is this float.

Get it from Amazon for $33.95.

5. Everyone poops so why not wear it loud and proud in the form of this cute and cozy sweater?

Get it from Moooh! for $26.99.

6. This poop-emoji plunger will make unclogging your toilet a less shitty task.

Get it from the Plunger Project for $20. Best of all, they donate 10% of the proceeds to sanitation and clean water charities.

7. These slippers are the only kind of crap you'll want to be stepping in.

Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

8. Friendship charm necklaces for you and the BFF who deals with your shit.

Get it from Clay Creations ForEver on Etsy for $21.10.

9. You know you can't resist buying this 💩 happens sweater for your favorite furry friend.

Get it from Dapper As Fluff on Etsy for $39.50.

10. This hilarious portable phone charger will ensure you never end up with a dead phone again.

Get it from Amazon for $15.99.

11. Kiddos will get a kick out of these poop-emoji pencil toppers. Perfect as party favors, gag gifts, or just to make any pencil a No. 2 pencil. 😉

Get it from Exclusively Yours Embroidery on Etsy for just $1.

12. Will you become the most poopular party host with these balloons at your next special occasion? I think so.

Get it from Amazon for $8.41.

13. Warning: You may never want to leave home after putting on these onesies.,

Get the colorful onesie and the poop faces onesie from Paom for $135 each.

14. This bath mat is the best way to keep the floors around your shower or tub dry while showing all your house guests what your true title is.

Get it from Amazon for $11.68.

15. Clip your school ID, work ID, or even your gym card onto this badge reel to make a statement.

Get it from Kingston Designs on Etsy for $6.50.

16. Make this adorably trendy snapback your new go-to accessory.

Get it from Lucky Gambler Apparel for $19.77.

17. Babies are lean, mean, pooping machines, so it only makes sense to have them rep the poopmoji with this onesie.

Get it from MZPSYCOTOONZ on Etsy for $8.

18. This perfect plushy poopy pillow will definitely become your new fave cuddle buddy.

Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

19. Never again will you have to say "CRAP, what time is it?!" with this clock.

Get it from All Great Stuff on Etsy for $34.95.

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