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Updated on Jan 12, 2019. Posted on Mar 25, 2017

Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

3D dragon wall decor, holographic nail polish, and rainbow test tube shooters: how far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I'm Sarah, that semi-regular host who doesn't make as many puns as that other host. And if I make attempts at any puns (which I somewhat do this time around!), I know they're terrible. Deal with it.

Stay for the cringe-worthy puns, the cool products, or some other unknown reason (like, if I forced you to read this article — thanks, Mom).

🎉 Have fun! 🎉

1. Midnight blue and plum 3D dragon wall decor that totally channels your inner Khaleesi.

Need to spice up your walls? No need to let the search drag on.

Get a set of five or ten dragons from Hip & Clavicle on Etsy for $14+.

You can customize colors (with the color chart provided) in the "note to seller" box, or you can check out all of the default color options here!

2. A collapsible water bottle perfect for outdoor trips, yoga classes, and everything in between.

Water we got here?

Get it from Amazon for $19.95 / Available in nine colors.

3. A minimalistic but elegant knot ring that I promise goes well with everything you own.

It'll be your favorite piece of jewelry forever. Or until you lose it.

Get it from Amazon for $9.39 / Available in seven styles (prices vary).

4. Inexpensive wireless/bluetooth earbuds that actually "don’t sound like shit!"

Check out Jeff's full, detailed review on these here!

Get a pair from Amazon for $19.99 / Available in seven colors.

5. Killer holographic nail polish for a manicure that's way prettier and cheaper than an in-salon visit.

*is temporarily blinded by its beauty*

Get it from Amazon for $10.

6. A ceramic soap dish and bamboo brush set that acts as a smart storage solution and comes with a spring for extra sudsy action.

Regular soap dispensers? I'd lather be using this.

Get it from Amazon for $10.79.

7. A pair of stylish aviators to protect your peepers from your insanely bright future.

Too cheesy? Go ahead, throw some shade.

Get them from Amazon for $14.90 / Available in eight colors.

8. An eight-piece honeycomb organizer set that'll turn your messy drawers into a neat treasure trove of socks and undies.

Was one of your New Years' resolutions to bee more organized? Well, time to check that baby off.

Get it from Amazon for $9.81.

9. An idyllic seven-piece dinner utensils set little kiddos will love and eat everything out of.

I'd totally eat a complete daily serving of vegetables if it came in this and I'm a (mostly functioning) adult.

Get it from Amazon for $28.51.

10. Gentle cleansing foam formulated with volcanic clusters from Jeju Island to deep clean your oilest, clogged pores.

No need to pore over whether or not to buy this.

Get it from Amazon for $10.04.

11. A bear claw back scratcher that will relieve the most pressing of hard-to-reach itches.

Don't get yourself (or your arms) in a bend.

Get one from Asos for $8 or a similar four-pack from Amazon for $11.

12. A 10-layer-deep, bluetooth-enabled LED speaker to put on a low-key rave right at home.

Yeah, I'm totally ok with not paying a cover.

Get it from Amazon for $43.75 or Think Geek for $49.99.

13. An office-ready red heels tape dispenser that could take someone out...only if necessary, of course.

"Dave, you did what with the report???"

Get it from Amazon for $7.87.

14. Or might I recommend a more literal form of taking out your frustrations?

Dave was asking for it, tbh.

Get it from Amazon for $12.

15. A snarky-looking whale mood light that phases through seven colors for maximum ambience.

Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?

Get it from Asos for $15.50.

16. A fluffy ball of New Zealand lambswool to prevent (or soothe) blisters and friction burns from shoes that are out to hurt you.

Wool you just let me walk in peace?

Get a 37" wool coil from The Grommet for $11.95 or from Amazon for $14.95.

17. A cute button-like sleep tracker that measures your body movements and sleep cycle, so you can develop better habits.

Snooze, learn, repeat.

Get it from Amazon for $49.99.

18. Adorable sunny-side up egg coasters to spread the joy of breakfast to every meal, snack, and cup of tea.

What a most eggcellent idea.

Get a set of four from xxxRedStitcHxxx on Etsy for $22.25.

19. A colored-coded planner that covers your basic seven-day week and adds an extra "someday" for all your fruitful long-term goals.

Don't life catch you in a daze and start getting ahead.

Get it from Amazon for $20.51.

20. Rainbow test tube shooters to create a flight of different liquors for you and your friends (or just yourself, no judgment).

There's always a pot of *alcohol* at the end of every rainbow.

Get a set of six from Asos for $14.

*confetti explosion*

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