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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

Sloth planters, bread pillows, and LifeStraws. How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Betsy. I, unfortunately, am not Jeff. But fear not! I share his affinity for finding cool interweb doodads — as well as disturbing Amazon products!

So, you know the game! Try to make it through this ENTIRE POST without buying something.

Don't plan on buying anything? That's okay! Stay for what is — normally — a *classic* Jeff Pun Parade, but is instead this week a big ol' Betsy Goody Bag of Bleak, Fatalistic Non-jokes. Sorry in advance!

If you miss Jeff's puns, fill the comments with your own!



18. This personal water filtration thing called LifeStraw. Okay no jokes for this one, it's actually pretty remarkable.

RECORD SCREECH. That's it! I hope you enjoyed! If not, soothe yourself with puns from last week's "Can You Get Through" challenge by Jeff himself. Until next time!