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28 Bathing Suits You'll Want To Buy Even Though They'll Give You Weird Tanlines

I will gladly sacrifice an even tan for any of these beauties.

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1. A seashell bikini set sold exclusively at King Triton's shop, located under the sea in Atlantica.

Pearl halter straps for the win.

Promising review: "Fell completely in love with this swimsuit! It looks exactly as pictured; the color, detail, and material are great. Plus, the top has padding and it comes with an extra strap for comfort. Arrived much sooner than expected!" —Abigail

Get it from Amazon for $24.99. / Sizes: S-XXL

3. A high-neck bikini for anyone who suffers from a very serious disease known as summertime sadness. This is the cure.*

*Why? Because purchasing this swimsuit will remind you that the cold months don't last forever.

Promising review: "I love this suit so much! It is so sexy and flattering. Plus, it's true to size — I am full-chested and it supports them so well." —Shianne S.

Get it from Swimsuits For All for $78.20. / Sizes: 4-24


4. A one-piece that is practically begging to be photographed for Instagram.

Shhhh, do you hear it?

Promising review: "I love this suit! Super cute, super comfy, and fits all body types — awesome, especially considering the price!" —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $23.99. / Sizes: S-XXL

6. A lemon-lime one piece inspired by the architecture of Bikini Bottom. Guaranteed to give you some ~sandy cheeks~.

If you don't get the Spongebob reference, GET OUT.

Promising review: "This swimsuit is perfect. True to size and an amazing fit." —Viviana

Get it from Aerie for $40. / Sizes: XS-XXL


8. A floral swimsuit with ruffle detailing that is the epitome of adorable. The florals cause an involuntary awww.

Promising review: "This suit is well made, cute, and sexy. Plus, it's great that they carry 38DD suits, and the ruffles on the shoulder and along the bottom really make this stand out!" —Juanita W.

Get your first set from Adore Me for $19.95. / Sizes: 32B-38DD for the top, XS-XL for the bottom

9. A longline bikini top created to make you never want to wear real clothes again. Understandable.

Promising review: "I love this top; it's super stylish and has great details. I really like the straps across the bust area. Highly recommend!" —Navifelis

Get it from Layne Bryant for $64.50+. / Sizes: 44C-46DD.

11. A ruffled bikini for anyone who's been on the fence about booking a tropical vacation. You'll definitely book it now.

"It's amazing what a pretty bikini can inspire you to do!" —me to my credit card.

Promising review: "This suit is amazing. I'm always skeptical when making purchases online, but this was a slam dunk. Do not hesitate to buy!" —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $19.99. / Sizes: S-L


12. A yellow one piece symbolic of all the sunshine your body will finally be getting. It's about time.

"Dear diary, I have not made contact with the sun in 34 days..." —me throughout winter.

Get it from AMI Clubwear for $22.50. / Sizes: S-L

13. A crocheted suit for wannabe DIY-ers; just lie and say you made this yourself.

Eh, white lies are okay.

Promising review: "I have a hard time finding one pieces that fit my top as well as the rest of my body, but this fit to perfection! It also came with an extra set of thicker straps to keep your girls up! Super happy with this swimsuit." —Stephanie Reese

Get it from Amazon for $25.99-$33.99 / Sizes: 0-16 / Available in 14 colors.

15. A one piece specifically designed for anyone who's obsessed with vintage-inspired style.

Promising review: "Absolutely LOVE this suit! It is super flattering, and I received tons of compliments on it." —Aubrey

Get it from Amazon for $25.99 / Sizes: S-XXXL / Available in three patterns.


20. A bikini that symbolizes the kind of water you'd like to be swimming in this summer.

Someone buy me a ticket to Hawaii. Will pay you back in friendship and wit.

Promising review: "I am so happy with the way this baiting suit fits! It showcases all of my assets and allows me to take attention away from areas that I am still trying to improve. I haven't felt this confident in a swimsuit in over seven years!" —AshleighU1213

Get it from Swimsuits For All for $64.60. / Sizes: 4-24

21. A mesh swimsuit available in a bunch of gorgeous, vibrant colors. Excuse me as I purchase them all.

Promising review: "The bathing suit is sexy! The mesh is life, the straps are adjustable, the spandex is strong, and the bust area is supported. Great construction, and I plan on buying more colors. Get it, ladies!" —chococat8444

Get it from Amazon $6.99-19.99 / Sizes: S-XXXL / Available in 8 colors.


28. A bathing suit for anyone who's obsessed with tapestries and boho chic Pinterest boards.

Promising review: "This is GORGEOUS, high-quality swimsuit! The crochet detailing on the front is spectacular and very durable, plus the adjustable straps are great." —Tiana

Get it from Amazon for $17.99-$21.99 / Sizes: S-XXL / Available in six different colors and styles.