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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

Shiba inu planters, chair socks, and a shrimp neck pillow: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. I’m back yet again for this week! The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

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4. A cake slicer that's evolved to also be a cake server.

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Hate to say it, but this is where we part ways. If you're looking for more, you can check out my lovely colleague's take on the "Can You Get Through" challenge from last week.