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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

Shiba inu planters, chair socks, and a shrimp neck pillow: How far can *you* get without buying something?

Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. I’m back yet again for this week! The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. A scented elven leaf candle that is downright beautiful.

2. This shrimp neck pillow to caress your seafood-loving self.

3. These chair socks in the shape of paws.

4. A cake slicer that's evolved to also be a cake server.

5. A dinosaur lunch box for herbivores and carnivores alike.

6. This scaled necklace that looks like it belongs on a dragon warrior.

7. These magnetic flingers you can throw around or fidget with.

8. This interesting broom with curved bristles for raking in debris.

9. This very good shiba pot you can grow tiny cactuses in.

10. These galaxy unicorn leggings that would make a great constellation prize.

11. This Pusheen backpack...because that cat is irresistible.

12. A knitted brain beanie to keep your head warm for a brainstorm.

13. A pair of big and little fish nail clippers that live to keep you manicured.

14. These lacy eyelash tattoos for a masquerade look.

15. These tiny wall planters that are easy to install.

16. These silicone baking mats so you never have to scrub off those stubborn bits of dough.

17. And this hedgehog toothpick holder that'll make you want to serve olives to all your guests.

Hate to say it, but this is where we part ways. If you're looking for more, you can check out my lovely colleague's take on the "Can You Get Through" challenge from last week.