You're going to need tissues for this one.
Getting your ass to the gym is hard enough.
For when counting sheep just doesn't cut it.
For the bloke who doesn't rate R. M. Williams boots.
Because it's still inappropriate to wear shorts to (most) weddings.
Time to end rumours you live on packet noodles alone.
Women can have it all. There, I said it.
Headbands and scrunchies and hair clips, oh my!
While you wait for marijuana to be legalised.
Say hi to your new boss for me.
I'm laying on my couch at home, covered in bread crumbs right now, just FYI.
Because any time spent doubting yourself is too much time.
I literally want every single one of these bags.