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November 4, 2017

WARNING: don't look at this while eating.

In Selena, we trust.

"I don't follow rules. I follow dogs on social media."

"The floor is Lava!" — Everyone, Pompeii, 79AD.

There was a lot of math involved in making a mixtape!

Scrub-a-dub-dub!

Joseph Mifsud, named in documents unsealed by the Mueller investigation this week, has been portrayed as a seasoned professional in international affairs and diplomacy with a string of connections to Russia. He has denied wrongdoing.

Omg, is that a corn dog or are you actually happy to see me?

The Kentucky senator was allegedly assaulted at his home by a 59-year-old neighbor on Friday. It is unclear when he will return to work.

Wait until you see the crazy straw.

Stuff that every passionate, loyal, and (overly) honest Scorpio would want.

女優、東ちづるさん。障害を持った表現者と一緒に最高の舞台=エンターテインメントを目指す。

There are those who use their powers for good, and then there are others who do... something else.

"If one presidential candidate can dissemble a political party, it speaks volumes about how strong a legacy its past two presidents really had," said a White House official.

Jokes are like pizza. Even if they're bad, they're still pretty good.

Must. Stay. Awake.

"What were you the god of again?"

“He knew he could fondle me in a room with my father and that I wouldn’t say a word. He knew I wouldn’t have had the guts. And I didn’t.”

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

Unsubscribe.

Lara Parker • 6 hours ago

The Yeti Rambler is pure magic.

Let's take a journey to the past.

"I’m not talking about mommy blogs and 14 ways to cook a turkey."

More than a dozen TripAdvisor users said they've had similar posts deleted, many of which were about being sexually assaulted at the same resort.

Make that outfit POP!

Honestly, playdates were the best.

No filter needed.

Aren't you glad that I'm here to help you figure it out?

True besties only.

So good you won't miss the cheese. Here's proof.

Maybe the most accurate quiz you'll ever take.

And the pic is pretty adorable.

Hats off, folks...hats off.

"My grandfather fought in two wars and I just had to practice what I was gonna say to the lady at the drive-thru."

Is it an emotional transaction, or just a wham, bam, thank you ma'am?

Practical, good looking, and highly rated home items that cost less than $38.

Puff, puff, ::invents new vaccine::

Bitchin'

Transform.

New cookware, Fenty Beauty products, and a few other things you can treat yo' self to this month.

Flushing a tampon down the toilet. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What Sharpton wants to impress on people, particularly young black activists, is that the intersection between sports, politics, and media is old.

Don't touch my drinking cheese.

Technical problems might explain the outage, but the bin Laden files have been offline longer than they were available.

*sips Long Island iced tea*

"I saw online that some people were offended by my Aaliyah costume and I am sorry if that offended anyone, but I wasn't dressing up as a race or culture but rather as a woman I admire and think is amazing, so I don't agree honestly."

I bet you can't make it through this post without smiling/possibly crying.

Maravilhoso, genial, delicioso, mágico, uma obra de arte.

It's actually weird how into wrestling you get as a parent.

"Hi I'm Hilary Duff and you're watching Disney Channel!"

History was never my strong suit.

Thanks, Jimmy Kimmel.

Ahhh, luxury.

Kleb's fest!

OMG @ Ozzy eating a bat.

Burgers and Grey's? The best combo!

"Will this be on the test?"

"I wonder if my dog thinks I hold onto the leash so I don't get lost."

Make people think you select "price: high to low" while online shopping.

Oh, to be young again.

"Why would anyone eat anything besides breakfast food?" - Leslie Knope

delaneyratzky • 12 hours ago

Meanwhile, across the salon...

Turn up the volume!

*prays for Jughead*

Love is in the air tonight.

劇的な幕切れだった。

Has binge-watching Food Network taught you anything?

Grab a slice.

Are SWAT teams good at finding love?

"I just want someone who can go to Target with me."

What does it look like when a news site is born on the internet? We were one of the first places to figure it out, and now it's all over.

I mean, does your significant other actually have to post about you on their social media?

Do you hear those wedding bells?

They're pretty funny for a ~family with no talent.~

Whoever wanted to wear real pants, anyway?

Here’s what our editors and writers are making in their own kitchens.

A game-changer.

Get baking!

George Washington feasted on this cake in 1783. And I feasted on it last week.

This quiz has no losers.

So snuggly.

A new exhibition aims to show the wide range of reasons women have abortions. "Sometimes life is complicated," its creator said.

Da geht dir ein Licht auf!

"Look at their faces. They do not get it."

"Allahu akbar" is used by most Muslims to celebrate good things, but you wouldn't know that from the way it's been used in terror attacks, TV shows, and movies.

土曜の午後は、お昼寝だけじゃつまらない。

どうしてチキンサンドが……。

Admit it, you want Steve.

Read a new book by Marshall from How I Met Your Mother, play a digital version of The Claw, and listen to a therapist's best advice.

This is fun!

アニメ好きならわかるはず

Eleven and Mike's kiss was very awkward.

A growing group of people are turning up to court and arguing that they aren’t bound by any laws made by parliament – but the state disagrees.

「可愛いイラストなのに悲しくなる」との声も。

Pigskin, point spreads, and the pursuit of a profit: weekly football wagers from a wannabe wiseguy

No filter necessary.

Estoy MUUUy emocionado.

日米首脳のゴルフに、あの最強ゴルファー・松山英樹選手が同伴するというが……

口いっぱいに頬張りたい!

"Tu presupuesto debería ser un reflejo de quién eres y qué valoras."

欠点は自分の武器にもなりうる

Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!

He's a damn good babysitter.

Hope you're hungry!

Woah, I never meant to brag, but I've gotten... these all correct.

Cheers to the freakin' weekend.

運用からわずか3日で突破!

We could all use a good laugh.

You're probably tired of real life anyway.

The streaming service issued an ultimatum Friday night, saying it will no longer be involved with House of Cards if the series includes Spacey.

「姉のおかげで魔法のような子供時代を過ごせました」

このリッチさはスゴい。

プチプラすっきゃねん

『産まないことは「逃げ」ですか?』を出版した吉田潮さんインタビュー

Which furry friend will you get?

Kath filed the lawsuit after Glass alleged in a blog post she was abused and raped by her former bandmate.

Actor Anthony Rapp, actor Harry Dreyfuss, a filmmaker, a journalist, and a House of Cards crew member are among the many men who have come forward.

"Hip Hop would not be the same without our original Queen B."

必要なものだけ、スッキリ持ち歩く

You have to take the good with the bad.

Starting with Donna Brazile's book excerpt.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Stephen Paddock had been losing money in recent years and "that may have a determining effect in why he did what he did," the Las Vegas sheriff said.

A year when the old Taylor would still come to the phone.

For when you're feeling like a walking disaster.

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