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This kid, who is totally self-aware:
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This kid, who sees what you're doing here:
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This kid, who follows your exact instructions:
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And this kiddo, who isn't wrong:
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This kid, who calls out your optimism:
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This kid, who throws all the backdoor shade:
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This kid, who is hard to impress:
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And this kid, whose sass is so 2017 it hurts:
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This kid, who will give you what you want:
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This kid, who knows your limitations:
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This kid, who's not calling you crazy, but:
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This kid, who is really brilliant with wordplay:
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This kid, who gives credit where credit is due:
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This kid, who is sarcastic even via text:
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This kid, who tells it like it is:
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And this kid, who just gives it to you straight the fuck up:
