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November 10, 2017

El juego más menso de tu secundaria volvió, en forma de memes.

The Old Taylor can't come to the phone right now...

Here is a great confidence giver. It is a Scrap of intimate material which can plunge us into despair or make the day for us. Can you count the number of times you have felt elated because your hair has changed the mood? The change need not be dramatic - a comb, a ribbon or a new-fangled plait can give a fresh twist to your hair and a lift to your spirits in seconds. A change of hairdresser can sometimes make all the difference to the way you see yourself and a new hairstyle if it's the best of all morale-boosters. Hair in top condition is marvelous stuff, and the word stuff is just right. For although it is a part of your body, hair behaves like an adaptable, amenable and very beautiful material. Together with the nails, it is the one part of the body you can touch without sensation, which is surely why it is so abused. The health of your hair goes up and down with your general health, and as the food you eat has everything to do with the well-being of your hair and scalp, these are often the first parts of you to show signs of strain when you have been ill or are dieting. Hair also behaves differently according to climate and age. Your hair is the most changeable part of your appearance and for something like six thousand years has been regarded as a high fashion accessory. As with clothes, fashion in hairstyles reflect the state of society. The hey-day of the elaborate coiffure was in the reign of Elizabeth I when there were unlimited time and money in court. Conversely, hairstyles were reduced to their simplest during the two world wars.

Let's see if Amazon can continue to dominate its competition.

Vecindades, elotes, arte urbano y gimnasios callejeros: por fin una campaña que da en el clavo. <3

It... hurts.

Descubra se temos gosto parecido (e não me julgue).

(don't think about it too much)

Jordan Peterson said he was building a website that identifies courses and professors likely to turn students into "social justice warriors."

"Who lives, who dies, who tells your story."

The most mouthwatering road trip you'll ever take. I promise.

Dreyfuss has denied the allegation he exposed himself to a woman in the 1980s.

De chica country a reina serpiente del drama.

Maybe he'll buy you a stranger ring.

They battle, we all win.

The spirits of tortured patients are said to linger within the facility's walls.

Toys for the chewer, brainiac, herder, pupper, snuggler, and more.

Porque, bueno, los profesores también pueden tener sus favoritos.

Sutiles, elegantes y hermosos.

Averigua si eres Bob, jejeje.

¿Con quién tendrás tu vivieron felices para siempre?

A romper huevos.

How can you lose (jk you totally can)

Every single one of these should get their own movies, tbh.

The soccer star told a Portuguese magazine about being grabbed by then-FIFA president Sepp Blatter in 2013.

have fun!

It's OK to go back for seconds.

The Alabama Senate candidate also denied, again, initiating sexual conduct with a 14-year-old girl while he was in his thirties.

Eight more men joined ER actor Anthony Edwards to allege that Broadway producer Gary Goddard sexually assaulted them when they were adolescents.

Nearly two months after Hurricane Maria struck the island, 60% of the US territory still does not have electricity and more than 20% does not have water.


Based on your choices, we will guess your basic personality.

This extensive quiz will test your knowledge of music from the 1980s.

If you've watched any kind of media channel over the past years, then you've probably seen numerous claims from people about how the world could end. There isn't any clear scientific proof as to what exactly will happen, but scientists, religious experts and others who study the world have come up with a few possible situations that might occur in the near future. No matter which theory you believe, it's best to be prepared for any event that could take place.

Here are the most moving and breathtaking pictures from the past week.

"Baby, let the games begin."

Kristen Bell does laundry, too, guys.

Prepárate para esta buena dosis de chisme.

“ I’ll wait “

"Mientras más hablemos de eso, podremos comenzar a sentirnos más cómodos en nuestros propios cuerpos".


In 2017, Swift is still absenting herself from the cultural conversation while simultaneously trying to center herself in it.

Hope you're hungry.

At least two female employees at the publishing giant DC Comics accused a top editor of trying to forcibly kiss or grope them. He was promoted anyway. Two years later, he was accused of doing it again.

In a statement Friday, the network announced it is "ending our association with Louis C.K."

Are you ready for it?

There are two things I love. Food and feelings. More specifically a combination of meats and cheeses smothered in something between carbs AND poetic lyrics that are spewed and spun to the same 3 minor rock chords, played by a 35 year old man that still can’t get over his first kiss with "EmilyXO" or whatever the fuck her Myspace name was. I truly believe that the type of sandwich you order says a lot about you, so do the lyrics that jump out at you in a song. HOLY SHIT LETS PUT THEM TOGETHER I'M SO SMART. Enjoy. Or don't-- either way I will fall asleep crying in my bed alone tonight.

Teste rápido, simples e divertido

The Panthers beat the Falcons last Sunday, Now its time for them to take down the Dolphins of Miami.

La pregunta es: ¿tú eres una de ellas?

Playwright David Henry Hwang has revised M. Butterfly for a new production, but its themes of toxic masculinity and Asian gender stereotypes have been there from the beginning.

Not all of us can be Bailey Bailey.

We've been watching you grow.

Mom is still not quite sure why her son did this. Welcome to 2017, mom.

Those abs aren't fake.

Sick of knits? Don't ~sweat~ it.

I just think it's LACKing something...

John Mayer faved Sarah Hyland's tweet, Demi Lovato bought some mugs, and more!

Furniture steam cleaning is excellent for your health

Necesitamos a más gente como esta.

"Don’t allow this behavior to be normalized," Page wrote in a personal Facebook post, which detailed various incidents of harassment she says she experienced as a teenage actor.

Weeks away from Alabama’s special election for US senator, a woman is accusing Republican Senate nominee Roy Moore of initiating a sexual relationship with her when she was 14.

Before the leaves of brown fall to the ground

Happy building.

a life changing quiz

Let the Sorting now begin

Take your style game to the next level and add some Disney magic to your daily life with these fun, attraction-inspired looks!

Primeiro a gente fala "que hino" e depois chora.

"She was a queen, always.”

Gobble gobble.

Por ejemplo, ¿realmente te importa si tu pareja habla sobre ti en las redes sociales?

Este quiz no tiene perdedores.

ADVERTENCIA: no veas esto mientras comes.

Muchos chismes y muchos spoilers también.

Todo esto pasó en la vida real.

Si rebobinaste películas de VHS, esto es contigo.

¿Qué te depara la vida después de la muerte?

Cinco mujeres lo acusaron de haberse masturbado frente ellas, reveló ayer el diario The New York Times.

They all kicked so much ass.

Siempre llena la nevera de frutas y compra té rojo.

¡Probado y comprobado!

Sólo un ciudadano del mundo podrá tener todas bien en este difícil quiz.

Vários atiradores em massa americanos escolhem como vítimas seus próprios parentes.

Throughout your four (or more) years at college, these are the essentials you will need for survival.

The House science committee has specifically requested information on the source of ads related to “so-called green initiatives,” the source of advertisements on Facebook related renewable and nonrenewable energy, and all information related to any activity from a foreign entity involvement in the US energy sector.

It's harder than you'd think...

Good job, internet.

"...You know what women do when they get hurt???? They pick themselves up!"


A filósofa foi perseguida também em Congonhas. E uma ativista negra registrou ocorrência contra uma manifestante por injúria racial.

"Now that I think bout it, all women in Hollywood should win double Oscars for acting like all the men were cool all along."

Life's what you bake of it!

O conceito de "celulite" não existe nem há um século, mas já afetou, e MUITO, as mulheres.

Are you most like Maddie, Kate, Emily, Abigail, Mary, Abby, Katie, or Elise?

Com mais de 5 milhões de pequenas empresas, não poderiam faltar vários tipos de empreendedores. Como cada um tem seus motivos para empreender, as variações são grandes. Há dois grandes grupos: os empreendedores por necessidade, que só empreendem para sobreviver, e os empreendedores por oportunidade, que identificam um nicho com potencial de crescimento. Veja qual tipo de Empreendedor você é!

Sources have told BuzzFeed News that digital editor Ian Prior has been suspended pending an investigation by management. He declined to comment, and a Guardian source has denied that three male staffers have been suspended.

¡México está lleno de gente chida!

"É coisa de branco falar que não é racista porque tem amigos negros."

These should help ease the FOMO of not getting the new iPhone yet.

The retailer's first Manhattan location is among 100 plus locations to be opened this year, the company told BuzzFeed News. It plans to open another 100 stores in 2018.

Num dia ralou a bunda no chão e no outro não saiu nem pra ir na padaria.

Let's throw it all the way back.

Nick said he was "flabbergasted", but impressed, by the woman's creative curve. He's announced his retirement from DM-sliding.

It's 110% Fire Emojis.

Here's a few stories you might find eerily relatable...


According to a poll commissioned by Decision Desk and conducted by firm Opinion Savvy, the Republican nominee is now locked in a dead heat with Democrat Doug Jones following an accusation that Moore initiated a sexual encounter with a minor years ago.

James is already more successful than me.

"At the time, I said to myself that what I did was okay because I never showed a woman my dick without asking first."

Pareço boazinha, mas sou grossa pra caralho.

Your brain can be a very complicated organ, so it is very important to be able to understand the way it works and how to control your thoughts and actions. Here are 7 things to help you better understand/fix your brain.

Mit vielen unterschiedlichen Füllungen.

Preparem-se para ser "aBIRLçoados".

Kerry McCarthy is the first MP to come forward with specific claims against a parliamentary colleague since sexual harassment allegations surfaced recently in Westminster.

Addicted to beauty videos? You're gonna want to get in on this.

A true queen.

The Chicago Transit Authority is filled with all sorts of interesting characters that everyone experiences on their daily commute to work. Here are 5 types of people you can encounter while on the "L".

Deals on string lights, fitness watches, furniture, and more!

¿En serio estos son nuestros representantes? ¿No había nadie mejor?

This was necessary.

Warning: tough choices ahead.

El reportero Ben Ryan acusó al fundador de la revista Rolling Stone, Jann Wenner, de ofrecerle un contrato de escritor a cambio de sexo.

I mean, why wouldn't you want to wear a hat made from perfumed animal grease?


From preheating pans to perfecting eggs.

And no, flip cup doesn't count.


Sustitutos deliciosos, para comer bien y mantenerte en forma.

*Fantasme tranquillement sur la damnation éternelle*

Et sans passer par la case frigo !

The chef behind the burger said the president told him it was "very good."

You can never be *too* organized.

Betroffene zeigen Sexualdelikte häufiger an - ob es auch zu mehr Verurteilungen führt, muss sich noch zeigen.

Demandez donc à Leia, à Starfire ou à Tornade si elles doivent rougir de leur ascendance royale.

N'oubliez pas de bien ventouser !

Ben Ryan says the offer was made in the publisher’s Upper West Side townhouse on Aug. 11, 2005. “There was that moment where it’s like time stood still,” he recalled. “But that’s not me. I would never do that.”

London mayor Sadiq Khan had called for a review of Form 696 over concerns raised by promoters and artists that the process was unfairly affecting black communities and music genres.

It's funny every time, guys!!!

Michelle rocks at hiring people so where you've worked in the past is probably where you actually belong, don't listen to me... but still take the quiz because it's SO FUN!

If Beyoncé can return her empty glasses to the bar, then you can too.

Come on down!

Best friends are like soulmates, but better.

Raisman's former teammate McKayla Maroney has also accused the longtime USA Gymnastics physician Larry Nassar of sexual abuse.

Some pretty strange animals have come and gone on planet Earth in the last 4.5 billion years. Now's your chance to find your prehistoric match! (We're probably all ground sloths, to be honest)

Trust me, it'll make a world of difference to your day.

yes, we call ourselves the Triple S squad. Anyways, who are you the most like?? find out!!

"A franger sounds edible but also like a mistake."

The extraordinary purge of top princes and officials in Saudi Arabia has been described as a push to wipe out dissent against a young crown prince. But experts say the crackdown on corruption is sorely needed — and welcomed.

Que hino! Que esculhambação!

Der originale Ronald Mcdonald war ein Albtraum.

Qui est l'homme de votre conte de fées ?

Des coupes, des couleurs, des textures tellement belles et tellement variées.



Everyone settle in for a piping hot cup of English breakfast tea.

The distributor has decided not to release the film, after women told the New York Times the comedian masturbated in front of them.

The poor guy.

Deals at Nordstrom, J.Crew, World Market, and more!

You can do SO much with short hair.

Impressionnez tous vos potes à l'apéro.

Do you worry about how other people perceive you? Do you care what other people think about you? Take this quiz to find out!

Facebook propelled Messenger 2.2, which it said will offer engineers and organizations better approaches to achieve their clients and convey higher quality messages.

"It's a job you need, Lauren, not another boyfriend" — a mom on Facebook

There is more to people than what meets the eye! Managing the Unseen: The Impact of Invisible Disabilities is a workshop about invisible disabilities ranging from learning, physical, and mental disabilities. We will be discussing how all of these affect college students and how they are different from chronic illness. We will be meeting on Tuesday, November 14th in the Illini Union Room 404 at 7 pm. Join us!

President Trump criticized international trade deals that he says leave the US at a disadvantage and vowed to take a harder line on future agreements.

It can all go very wrong.

"Wir trinken nicht nur Kaffee und klatschen in die Hände. Wir essen auch Kekse."

Please join us for an emotional journey through Taylor Swift's sixth album.

Here's everything you missed!

Tampoco es que tenga ano


Les gens, arrêtez ça.

Come see Monsters, Inc. at Grafton on 11/15-11/16 @ 7 and 9:30p!

Les courbatures dans les bras à la fin de la journée...

Movers and Shakers is a list of products on Amazon that are currently rising in the ranking. This week: draft guard, delicious maple butter, and vegan beard oil.

De l'eau a coulé sous les ponts de Dunder Mifflin.

Gugu went gaga for Melania!

Um projeto de lei que tentava aprovar a mudança na Câmara foi engavetado. "Ordem e Progresso já se incorporou ao inconsciente coletivo", justificou o relator.

Feel it in your bones.

Emily Jean "Emma" Stone was born in Scottsdale, Arizona, to Krista (Yeager), a homemaker, and Jeffrey Charles Stone, a contracting company founder and CEO. She is of Swedish (from her paternal grandfather), English, German, Scottish, and Irish descent. Stone began acting as a child as a member of the Valley Youth Theatre in Phoenix, Arizona, where she made her stage debut in a production of Kenneth Grahame's "The Wind in the Willows". She appeared in many more productions through her early teens until, at the age of 15, she decided that she wanted to make acting her career.

Oooh boy, this song is quite something.

Na pizza pode ou não pode, galera?

Selon votre modèle de téléphone, vous n'avez pas à composer de numéro.


Muito além da proposta do Hans Donner.

Já que é pra fazer uma nova, vamos fazer direito.

Deus tá vendo.

Quando o cara dá em cima da sua namorada na sua frente.

No matter what kind of fleet vehicles your business uses, from taxis to delivery trucks, commercial dash cameras can make them much safer. This is a camera that is attached to the vehicle and that provides a recording of everything that has happened.

É melhor comprar uma capinha.

Die Natur bahnt sich ihren Weg.

The president’s masterplan requires a series of bilateral trade deals – but no one’s interested in signing one.

Mariano Jones.

Ça donne des frissons dans le dos !

Un test para expertos

Ne cherchez pas, c'est magique !

So many good movies.

Sutis, mas impactantes.

Si vous avez déjà fait une des ces choses, ce n'est ni de la drague, ni de l'humour.


*whispers to the stars* Helmet.

Like we really needed another reason to spend all our money there.

Mr. Wonderfuck.

"Todas as contas estão submetidas aos mesmos padrões, às mesmas regras e às mesmas políticas."

Du musst alle 30 Minuten Lippenbalsam auftragen.

There's a fine line between genius and stupidity.




Wenn Polizisten Pfefferspray einsetzen, den Schlagstock benutzen oder Menschen festnehmen, dürfen sie nicht anonym bleiben. Das hat der Europäische Gerichtshof für Menschenrechte entschieden. Deutschland hält sich nach wie vor nicht daran.

As most artists know, overcoming artistic block can be a frustrating hurdle - particularly when working on work towards a degree or A-Levels, in what can be an intense and demanding process. I myself have encountered artistic block several times throughout my work and studies - during my Fine Art degree, and mostly in the period ever since. Here are some ideas to help keep the creative block at bay and start making artwork again.

A tribunal upheld a decision that drivers had the right to be classed as workers rather than as self-employed. Uber is expected to launch further appeals.

Wir befürchten, dass etwas durchsickern könnte.

Une longue série de polémiques sur l'utilisation abusive de Photoshop.

¡Hemos visto la luz!

Banish those winter sniffles.


Because you're currently sitting on the steps outside of your locked apartment muttering "not today satan" to yourself.

Où l'on découvre que les manchots sont de gros connards.

También puedes jugar sobrio, pero habrá respuestas que preferirías olvidar.

Why are Lithium-Ion battery packs popular? Of all the metals, lithium is the lightest. It has the highest electrochemical potential and provides the highest energy density per weight.

Probarte un abrigo en la tienda y tener que pelearte con alguien por el espejo de cuerpo entero.

It's never too early to plan for summer!

We intend to quickly give up smoking cigarettes. That is just what we want to do. Right? The reality is that there are specific things that we have to refrain from doing if we want to locate it less difficult to desert cigarette smoking totally. It is essential that we take note of these points. As soon as we obtain them out of the way, our minds will certainly be clear about what doesn't function.

News of the former Labour prime minister's tribute comes after senior party figures tweeted in outrage that Theresa May attended the glitzy banquet for Paul Dacre.


Who's your inner hero?

There are a lot of them, I assure you. If you take a peek on a search engine you will be flooded with 'finest advice.' Obviously they are showing their items to you and all of them trying to grab your attention with the message that their product is the one to think about.

T-Swift? More like Tea Swift.

How good is your general road knowledge?


Watch this before trying the Keto Diet (and also check with a doctor).



Business ideas might be two-a-penny, but not all of them are viable. When all you want to do is get on the first step of the entrepreneurship ladder, you might be tearing your hair out looking for inspiration. Here are eight ways you can search for a business idea that might just come to fruition.

It stars a cute monster who lives under the bed. And for some it is not heartwarming enough.

How to make the ultimate cheese board for any special occasion, whether it’s a holiday or a romantic dinner.

Don't ignore your mental health.

Jeter moins de nourriture vous fera économiser de l'argent !

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La única lista que necesitas tener.





Trump officials cited "scheduling conflicts," but diplomatic sources say the US side wanted Moscow to agree to certain conditions on the substance of a meeting in Vietnam.

Chai for every meal.

100% working!

We have all been there, either passing a military member wearing their uniform, or attending a Veterans Day parade, we often say the words ”thank you for your service”.



Which city suits your tastes?

If you are in trouble feeling that you can't do anything more to succeed just play!

Sar pe chutiya likha hai kya?

Once these brave men and women come home, it’s a different battle that these stories tell. And our hearts are on the line. When the uniform comes off, these heroes and heroines can’t stop the desire to serve and protect. Our book friends pursued their shelves and found 19 recommendations that will remind you why we love the brave.

Conservatives lined up each day this week to say, 'Let's not rush same-sex marriage'.

You gotta chai this.

What a citizenship racquet.

"Burn bro, buuuurn."

The article deals with the positive and negative impacts of the newly emerging trend of online reputation management . the article further elucidate what is it ? how to chose the best option ? what could be the negative impacts ? and many more . In short, this article is the users guide to online reputation management and has everything they want to know in a nutshell.

"Draw me like one of your French girls."

Let's talk statistics, here.

New research shows that depression is linked to inflammation. Below are 5 ways to lower your depression as well as your inflammation.

"I was expecting the bear to be huge because it's 6.5 feet right? No, all of its height is from its legs and the legs are longer than its upper body."

A situation where one feels safe or at ease. Be it a job that we are stuck in, a dead end relationship that we are holding on to or a situation that we want to come out of but do not make the effort, all of them signify our comfort zones.


"Good sex should be in the gray [sic] area between 'tickle fight' and domestic violence," one of the posts said.

You may think you are you but you may be dead wrong

"Hahahha I can't even say it with a straight face” — I JUST SCREAMED SO LOUD.

To all you people out there who like one-upping your friends with musical insights that make it seem like you are an underground A&R rep: this one is for you.

...I think it honestly might be.

Would you lick a public toilet seat?

Which of my amazing roommates are you?

Inflammation is a leading cause in depression and mental illness, so it’s very important to make sure you have control of the inflammation in your body, and make sure it doesn’t get out of control. Here are 5 ways to help you overcome inflammation.

Do you really know this future all-star?

Let's face it: we aren't going to be around forever to help you and your friends. You can always reach out to us via email or phone, but we also accept that it's becoming time to pass the torch. With that, here are the most important tips for you to be your own ultimate wingman. We believe in you

Hollie Hughes might be ineligible to replace Fiona Nash.


Merry early Christmas.

Let's hit the drive-thru.



I Love You, Daddy is a primer for how conversations about power and consent get muddied and used to excuse abusive behavior. And in the wake of allegations against C.K., the film became unreleasable.

The Club for Growth wants to make sure it’s only backing “rock stars,” and will now make candidates take a survey to help.

A quiz to test your knowledge.

These are actually controversial.

A woman has accused US Senate candidate Roy Moore of initiating sexual contact with her when she was 14, comedian Louis C.K. has been accused of sexual misconduct by five women, Disney has backed down from its decision to blacklist the Los Angeles Times, and millions of Puerto Ricans have lost power yet again.

Será que você realmente sabe o que acontece dentro da empresa?

Mandy Moore hanging out with the ICONIC Stevie Nicks kicks off this week’s #ThrowbackThursday!

Ever wonder which member of the fierce five best matches your personality? Take this quiz to find out what type of BNS student you are!

"Who ya gonna call?"

Which of the nine ladies of lazy days are you??

"I don't want you sleeping with anyone I'm dating."

YOCO = You Only College Once.

2016-2017 has been an amazing time and transitional space for me.Including transitioning how my dating style is and whom I date. Transitioning my life to say out loud that I am a Black Queer Queen, that is Polyamorous. The louder I get sometimes the scarier life can be.

He'll sweep you off your feet.

Where you lead, quiz answers will follow.

¿Recuerdas quiénes se la pasan comiendo pizza todo el día?

FanaLopez • 21 minutes ago

The fact that C.K. spent years making self-aware jokes about men’s sexual aggression only makes the revelation of his own alleged behavior feel more like a personal betrayal.

Sabes que ha luchado mucho por estar donde está y que urge una exposición de los dibujos que hace.

The committee also criticised Australia's "repeated failure" to listen to the UN when it comes to human rights.

We're going to be single forever.

"Everybody's dying, bitch. Let's go get some fruit."

Do you belong with Brady, Sergio, Chance, Michael, or Drew?

"We're not going there, Meryl."

Knowing how to use Word and Excel won't save you now.

Elijah Silvera went into anaphylactic shock after a school worker gave him a grilled cheese sandwich despite knowing he was allergic to dairy products, his parents say.


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