“She’s my best friend. And anyone who hurt her is someone I would murder, probably.”
Honestly, it’s a terrible show.
And that’s really saying something.
And don’t we all these days?
Congratulations either way!
Even though they’re all amazing!
No, I’m not tying to save you.
“Pawnee, first in friendship, fourth in obesity.”
Who even needs Gryffindors anyway?
It’s such a bad show. Honestly.
“Oh hey, is that a reason to leave?”
“Am I right in saying that the phrase ‘pimp my ride’ means modify my car?”
“We’re watching animal porn!”
“Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”
Other than their ability to find things, of course.