No, I’m not tying to save you.
“Pawnee, first in friendship, fourth in obesity.”
Who even needs Gryffindors anyway?
It’s such a bad show. Honestly.
“Oh hey, is that a reason to leave?”
“Am I right in saying that the phrase ‘pimp my ride’ means modify my car?”
“We’re watching animal porn!”
“Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”
Other than their ability to find things, of course.
Hufflepuffs and Slytherins can be perfect couples, too.
In case Harry Potter himself isn’t proof enough.
Hermione Granger is pushing 40!
“I’ve been to paradise but I’ve never been to me.”
“I’ll take le tits now for 800.”
“I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.”
♪All you have to do is think of me and have peace of miiiiiiind♪