Let's get scrambled.
You're gonna wanna bookmark this one.
"I asked her mid-coitus. She looked at me and laughed, which stung, I'll admit."
A snip here and a trim there can make a world of difference.
"My husband and I told our kids Barney died so we wouldn’t have to watch it anymore."
"I moved to Los Angeles so that I could pay money to feel ugly."
"Close the door, you're letting all the Wi-Fi out!"