We recently asked the BuzzFeed Community to show us unexpected penises that they've seen in the wild. Here's what they sent us.
1. This "meal":
"Husband ordered 'bangers and mash' while out with friends and this came out. Inappropriate giggling ensued." —heatherf4f4348e91
2. This corn dog:
"Overcooked corn dog. Left it in the oven for over 40 minutes and the weird thing is—it didn't get burnt." —pahz
3. These instructions:
"I've been saving this Dove can of deodorant just for this occasion!" —amyorainbow
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4. This tomato:
"My mom found this growing in my grandpa’s garden." —lisat496784479
5. This carrot:
6. This other carrot:
"Felt unsure if this was OK to peel." —emilys42ee98e27
7. This cheesecake:
"At a Friendsgiving dinner, the top of the cheesecake cracked into this." —bee17
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8. Also, this cake:
"This was at a youth fair. In the kid's defense, they probably didn’t know what they were doing, but did their parent not feel the need to change the 'design?!'" —kristens4a36014f3
9. This light fixture:
"I was at the church...like OH MY GOD." —ilincadascalu2004
10. This...wait for it...map:
"Take a look at a map of Dallas on Google maps." —allena49bf3c4ef
11. These coral:
"Coral growing at 'The Living Seas,' Epcot." —whatthe3825
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12. This cloud:
"Lol." —wychesavannah
13. This guy's beard:
"This guy's beard is just very awkward?" —lindvang
14. This season's greeting:
"My job's Christmas cards, lol, nice set of balls and a dick." —taylorodom94
15. This squirt of makeup:
"A little dab of primer, right color and everything, haha." —gracem47b92a018
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16. This piece of lunch meat:
"My co-worker had this piece of deli turkey on her sandwich." —beckbot
17. This x-ray:
"I used to be a vet tech. One day I had to take X-rays on a cat. Pretty run of the mill stuff, until I pulled the X-ray up on the monitor. I immediately took a picture and sent it to my best friend (also a tech) and asked her what she saw on the X-ray. She immediately responded 'a penis.' That’s my girl!" —nastycat75
18. This hair tie:
19. This loaf of bread:
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20. This doughnut:
"Got a box of Timbits from Tim Hortons. This was inside. This can’t be an accident, can it?" —annag48c17ff35
21. This "dumbo":
22. This Lunchable:
"On a Pizza Lunchables in 2009! I took these to school with me!" —allysonf4aa6c8683
23. This cactus:
!["[I saw this at] Gardens By The Bay in Singapore. I don't know why I still have this, but I'm glad I do." —tessal4bce28c09](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/1/10/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-15303-1509548047-2.jpg)
"[I saw this at] Gardens By The Bay in Singapore. I don't know why I still have this, but I'm glad I do." —tessal4bce28c09
24. And finally...Spider-Man's foot:
"This folder Spider-Man shirt confused me at first." —heidih4360dcf0a
