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24 Pictures That Only People Who've Seen A Penis Before Will Understand

Omg, is that a corn dog or are you actually happy to see me?

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We recently asked the BuzzFeed Community to show us unexpected penises that they've seen in the wild. Here's what they sent us.

1. This "meal":

"Husband ordered 'bangers and mash' while out with friends and this came out. Inappropriate giggling ensued." —heatherf4f4348e91
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"Husband ordered 'bangers and mash' while out with friends and this came out. Inappropriate giggling ensued." —heatherf4f4348e91

2. This corn dog:

"Overcooked corn dog. Left it in the oven for over 40 minutes and the weird thing is—it didn't get burnt." —pahz
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"Overcooked corn dog. Left it in the oven for over 40 minutes and the weird thing is—it didn't get burnt." —pahz

3. These instructions:

"I've been saving this Dove can of deodorant just for this occasion!" —amyorainbow
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"I've been saving this Dove can of deodorant just for this occasion!" —amyorainbow

4. This tomato:

"My mom found this growing in my grandpa’s garden." —lisat496784479
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"My mom found this growing in my grandpa’s garden." —lisat496784479

5. This carrot:

 —sashab441a4923e

6. This other carrot:

"Felt unsure if this was OK to peel." —emilys42ee98e27
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"Felt unsure if this was OK to peel." —emilys42ee98e27

7. This cheesecake:

"At a Friendsgiving dinner, the top of the cheesecake cracked into this." —bee17
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"At a Friendsgiving dinner, the top of the cheesecake cracked into this." —bee17

8. Also, this cake:

"This was at a youth fair. In the kid's defense, they probably didn’t know what they were doing, but did their parent not feel the need to change the 'design?!'" —kristens4a36014f3
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"This was at a youth fair. In the kid's defense, they probably didn’t know what they were doing, but did their parent not feel the need to change the 'design?!'" —kristens4a36014f3

9. This light fixture:

"I was at the church...like OH MY GOD." —ilincadascalu2004
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"I was at the church...like OH MY GOD." —ilincadascalu2004

10. This...wait for it...map:

"Take a look at a map of Dallas on Google maps." —allena49bf3c4ef
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"Take a look at a map of Dallas on Google maps." —allena49bf3c4ef

11. These coral:

"Coral growing at 'The Living Seas,' Epcot." —whatthe3825
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"Coral growing at 'The Living Seas,' Epcot." —whatthe3825

12. This cloud:

"Lol." —wychesavannah

13. This guy's beard:

"This guy's beard is just very awkward?" —lindvang
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"This guy's beard is just very awkward?" —lindvang

14. This season's greeting:

"My job's Christmas cards, lol, nice set of balls and a dick." —taylorodom94
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"My job's Christmas cards, lol, nice set of balls and a dick." —taylorodom94

15. This squirt of makeup:

"A little dab of primer, right color and everything, haha." —gracem47b92a018
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"A little dab of primer, right color and everything, haha." —gracem47b92a018

16. This piece of lunch meat:

"My co-worker had this piece of deli turkey on her sandwich." —beckbot
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"My co-worker had this piece of deli turkey on her sandwich." —beckbot

17. This x-ray:

"I used to be a vet tech. One day I had to take X-rays on a cat. Pretty run of the mill stuff, until I pulled the X-ray up on the monitor. I immediately took a picture and sent it to my best friend (also a tech) and asked her what she saw on the X-ray. She immediately responded 'a penis.' That’s my girl!" —nastycat75
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"I used to be a vet tech. One day I had to take X-rays on a cat. Pretty run of the mill stuff, until I pulled the X-ray up on the monitor. I immediately took a picture and sent it to my best friend (also a tech) and asked her what she saw on the X-ray. She immediately responded 'a penis.' That’s my girl!" —nastycat75

18. This hair tie:

—beccah49dfad7a9

19. This loaf of bread:

—karvelaf

20. This doughnut:

"Got a box of Timbits from Tim Hortons. This was inside. This can’t be an accident, can it?" —annag48c17ff35
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"Got a box of Timbits from Tim Hortons. This was inside. This can’t be an accident, can it?" —annag48c17ff35

21. This "dumbo":

 —dawnd4a7db6e23

22. This Lunchable:

"On a Pizza Lunchables in 2009! I took these to school with me!" —allysonf4aa6c8683
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"On a Pizza Lunchables in 2009! I took these to school with me!" —allysonf4aa6c8683

23. This cactus:

"[I saw this at] Gardens By The Bay in Singapore. I don't know why I still have this, but I'm glad I do." —tessal4bce28c09
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"[I saw this at] Gardens By The Bay in Singapore. I don't know why I still have this, but I'm glad I do." —tessal4bce28c09

24. And finally...Spider-Man's foot:

"This folder Spider-Man shirt confused me at first." —heidih4360dcf0a
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"This folder Spider-Man shirt confused me at first." —heidih4360dcf0a

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