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How Similar To Steve Harrington Are You?

He's a damn good babysitter.

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    You have a baseball bat.
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    You have a baseball bat with nails on the end.
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    You look super good in sunglasses.
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    You have four kids.
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    And you're an amazing parent.
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    You're still in love with your ex.
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    You have a pool.
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    You once set up a trap in a junkyard.
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    With two boys you didn't really know all that well yet.
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    And a random girl.
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    You aren't a very good essay writer.
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    You were kind of an asshole last year.
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    But you're perfect now.
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    You've punched an asshole in the face.
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    You hang out with middle schoolers.
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    You have great hair.
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    Because you use Fabergé Organics.
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    Actually because you use both the Fabergé Organics shampoo and the Fabergé Organics conditioner.
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    And you do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.
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    But only when your hair is damp, not when it's dry.
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    ONLY WHEN IT'S DAMP!!!!
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    You play basketball.
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    You love KFC.
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    And you use the phrase "finger-licking good" to describe it.
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    You give good dating advice.
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    You don't know anything about Dungeons and Dragons.
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    You've draped a dish towel over your shoulder.
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    You've stood with your hands on your hips.
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    You've done both as you've lectured children.
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    You bring red roses when you go to say sorry to someone you love.
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    ...Sorry? What the hell are you sorry for?
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    You, like, only wear one pair of shoes.
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    And they're white sneakers.
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    You look like Jean-Ralphio Saperstein.
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    You're a parental figure for a kid who really needs one.
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    And the two of you are the best duo ever.
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    You sometimes confuse your ex-girlfriend for her brother.
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    But only when you've just regained consciousness.
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    You may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out you're actually a pretty damn good babysitter.

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