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32 Things That'll Make Every Scorpio Say "I Desire"

Stuff that every passionate, loyal, and (overly) honest Scorpio would want.

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1. A sterling silver ear climber shaped like the Scorpio constellation so you can subtly rep your star sign.

Promising review: "These are such fun and pretty earrings for a Scorpio. The way they climb up your earlobes give them a lovely and unique look, and the fit is also comfortable. They arrived soon considering how far they had to travel. I'm immensely pleased with my purchase!" —artemisgemGet it from SpringFineArt on Etsy for $6.60+ (available as a single climber or a pair).
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Promising review: "These are such fun and pretty earrings for a Scorpio. The way they climb up your earlobes give them a lovely and unique look, and the fit is also comfortable. They arrived soon considering how far they had to travel. I'm immensely pleased with my purchase!" —artemisgem

Get it from SpringFineArt on Etsy for $6.60+ (available as a single climber or a pair).

2. A luxe velvet longline blazer in this water sign's signature colors: burgundy and black.

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Scorpios prefer to look glamorous and put together without trying too hard, and this blazer is perfect for that. It'll instantly elevate T-shirt and jeans or a little black dress.

Get it from Forever 21 for $28 (available in sizes S-L and two colors).

3. A colorful throw pillow to be the ~star~ of any Scorpio's couch.

This throw pillow measures 18"x18".Get it from Urban Outfitters for $39 (available in all 12 star signs).
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This throw pillow measures 18"x18".

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $39 (available in all 12 star signs).

4. A dark and creamy lipstick that'll suit this star sign ~berry~ much.

It's the perfect fall shade, and Scorpios love the fall because that's when they celebrate their birthdays!Promising review: "I got the 24-color sample of this lipstick, and I've loved every shade I've tried. The matte shades are comfortable without overly drying my lips, and the wear on this lipstick is AMAZING (including the satin finishes). I seriously ate carnitas tacos wearing this lipstick and didn't have to reapply until much later in the day. LOL." —Keeks0822Get it from Sephora for $17 (available in 100+ shades and five finishes).
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It's the perfect fall shade, and Scorpios love the fall because that's when they celebrate their birthdays!

Promising review: "I got the 24-color sample of this lipstick, and I've loved every shade I've tried. The matte shades are comfortable without overly drying my lips, and the wear on this lipstick is AMAZING (including the satin finishes). I seriously ate carnitas tacos wearing this lipstick and didn't have to reapply until much later in the day. LOL." —Keeks0822

Get it from Sephora for $17 (available in 100+ shades and five finishes).

5. A glass mug listing the many celebs whose birthdays fall under the eighth astrological sign — you're in good company!

Let's not forget Drake or Winona Ryder.Get it from HeartMyMugs on Etsy for $16.
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Let's not forget Drake or Winona Ryder.

Get it from HeartMyMugs on Etsy for $16.

6. A pair of oversized sunnies so the Scorpio can throw shade (literally) and give side-eye without being too obvious.

They're also great for observing others secretly. Scorpios like to be mysterious and prefer when their eyes and expressions are safely hidden from sight.Promising review: "I love these sunglasses! They look as nice as my expensive glasses. They are practical and really big, which I love in sunglasses." —CYRIGet them from American Eagle for $11 (on sale from $15.95).
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They're also great for observing others secretly. Scorpios like to be mysterious and prefer when their eyes and expressions are safely hidden from sight.

Promising review: "I love these sunglasses! They look as nice as my expensive glasses. They are practical and really big, which I love in sunglasses." —CYRI

Get them from American Eagle for $11 (on sale from $15.95).

7. An adjustable sterling silver ring (shaped like the Scorpio zodiac sign) that'll wrap around your finger like the tail of a real scorpion.

Get it from MayNhoSilver on Etsy for $15 (available in sizes 1.5-12).
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Get it from MayNhoSilver on Etsy for $15 (available in sizes 1.5-12).

8. A pack of big sticky notes detailing each day's plan of attack. Ambitious Scorpios like to crush their to-do lists like their enemies.

Promising review: "This is my favorite Knock Knock pad. Perfect size to take around anywhere, enough space for my to-do list, helps me prioritize what I need to get done, and makes me feel accomplished with the 'serious' approach with its theme. I also love the color of this one. Ordered enough pads to last me a year! This is perfect for my normal days. I use a larger one (Get Your Sh*t Together) for my tougher days since this one's space is limited." —Amazon CustomerGet it from Amazon for $6.07.
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Promising review: "This is my favorite Knock Knock pad. Perfect size to take around anywhere, enough space for my to-do list, helps me prioritize what I need to get done, and makes me feel accomplished with the 'serious' approach with its theme. I also love the color of this one. Ordered enough pads to last me a year! This is perfect for my normal days. I use a larger one (Get Your Sh*t Together) for my tougher days since this one's space is limited." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $6.07.

9. An intense blend of black tea, rooibos, and vanilla (with chocolate chips and mango!!) to sip on while plotting your next move, whether it's getting groceries or total world domination.

Scorpios aren't fond of mellow drinks — they need something to keep them alert.Promising review: "This has become my favorite tea for the afternoon. It is a perfect match for the sign it represents, as it is complicated and indulgent enough to feel a little bit naughty. Some of the reviews I've read have said that the mango is hard to taste, but I think the way it blends with chocolate is exactly what makes this tea so hard to pin down. Mysterious and decadent!" —S. SwansonGet it from Adagio Teas for $9 (available as loose leaf or teabags).
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Scorpios aren't fond of mellow drinks — they need something to keep them alert.

Promising review: "This has become my favorite tea for the afternoon. It is a perfect match for the sign it represents, as it is complicated and indulgent enough to feel a little bit naughty. Some of the reviews I've read have said that the mango is hard to taste, but I think the way it blends with chocolate is exactly what makes this tea so hard to pin down. Mysterious and decadent!" —S. Swanson

Get it from Adagio Teas for $9 (available as loose leaf or teabags).

10. A plush velvet clutch that's the Scorpio's idea of a perfect accessory — luxurious and timeless, so it can be used for many years to come.

In general, the Scorpio shoots for quality over quantity.Get it from &Other Stories for $85.
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In general, the Scorpio shoots for quality over quantity.

Get it from &Other Stories for $85.

11. A trinket dish inspired by Ancient Greek pottery art for holding the Scorpio's prized possessions.

Scorpios can be possessive with people and with things, so you can look but don't touch their stuff!Get it from Anthropologie for $14 (available in all 12 star signs).
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Scorpios can be possessive with people and with things, so you can look but don't touch their stuff!

Get it from Anthropologie for $14 (available in all 12 star signs).

12. A bottle of the perfect hot sauce to drizzle over any dish. It's a little sweet and a whole lotta spicy — just like the Scorpio personality.

Get a two-pack from Food52 for $16 or one bottle from Amazon for $10.99.
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Get a two-pack from Food52 for $16 or one bottle from Amazon for $10.99.

13. A round wall decal featuring the Scorpio constellation that's like affixing a piece of the night sky onto your wall.

This wall sticker is removable and repositionable!Get it from Wayfair for $23.57+ (available in three sizes).
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This wall sticker is removable and repositionable!

Get it from Wayfair for $23.57+ (available in three sizes).

14. A burgundy satin nightshirt, because Scorpios like to indulge themselves even when in bed.

Especially when in bed... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Get it from Missguided for $51 (available in sizes 0-12).
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Especially when in bed... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Get it from Missguided for $51 (available in sizes 0-12).

15. A black matte eyeshadow with 3-D gold sparkles to further intensify the Scorpio's scorching gaze.

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This shade is actually called "Scorpio"!

Get it from Sephora (available in 12 shades) or Urban Decay (available in 25 shades) for $21.

16. A pair of noise-isolating headphones for avoiding unnecessary conversations during your commute. Scorpios are not unfriendly, they just take their alone time very seriously.

They love chatting with old friends and can be the life of the party if they want to! But like, not right now.Promising review: "Love these headphones. They connect quickly, the battery seems to last forever, and the audio quality is great. It's worth noting that they don't have active noise cancellation — it's just that the padding around the ears absorbs sound really well." —Randy GreeneGet them from Amazon for $36.99 (available in five colors) or Walmart for $37.99 (available in five colors).
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They love chatting with old friends and can be the life of the party if they want to! But like, not right now.

Promising review: "Love these headphones. They connect quickly, the battery seems to last forever, and the audio quality is great. It's worth noting that they don't have active noise cancellation — it's just that the padding around the ears absorbs sound really well." —Randy Greene

Get them from Amazon for $36.99 (available in five colors) or Walmart for $37.99 (available in five colors).

17. A nail lacquer in a rich shade of dark red designed with this fierce and passionate sign in mind.

Get it from Revolve for $18.
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Get it from Revolve for $18.

18. A luxury edition of Clue that'll satisfy this master sleuth's strategic mind and taste for details.

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Each room has tiny furniture in it! O.o

Get it from Wayfair or Walmart for $172.99.

19. A faux-leather notebook for jotting down some deep, dark Scorpio thoughts... "What if coffee was never invented?" *Shudders*

Get it from Macy's for $16 (available in all 12 star signs).
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Get it from Macy's for $16 (available in all 12 star signs).

20. A buttery-soft knit faux wrap dress, because Scorpios like to slay all day and feel comfortable doing it.

Get it from Torrid for $48.67 (available in sizes 00-6).
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Get it from Torrid for $48.67 (available in sizes 00-6).

21. An essential oil blend with cedar wood, floral, spicy, and citrus notes that smells positively divine.

Get it from MagickMoods on Etsy for $40.
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Get it from MagickMoods on Etsy for $40.

22. A floral duvet cover set in dark purples and blues for Scorpios who appreciate a gothic aesthetic.

Add velvet throw pillows and blankets for optimal effect. Get it from H&M for $34.99+ (available in sizes Twin-King).
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Add velvet throw pillows and blankets for optimal effect.

Get it from H&M for $34.99+ (available in sizes Twin-King).

23. An elegant brass cuff that's actually molded from the wax cast of a scorpion tail!

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Get it from Free People for $85.

24. A T-shirt mourning Scorpio's ruling planet. Team Pluto forever!

Scorpios are loyal AF — just because the International Astronomical Union decided Pluto isn't a planet doesn't mean they'll turn their backs on it! Promising review: "It's awesome. I thought I was the only one who was saddened by Pluto's demotion, but when I saw this, I just laughed out loud. There are others just like me! LOL." —Mary VGet it from Amazon for $4.46+ (available in sizes S-XXL).
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Scorpios are loyal AF — just because the International Astronomical Union decided Pluto isn't a planet doesn't mean they'll turn their backs on it!

Promising review: "It's awesome. I thought I was the only one who was saddened by Pluto's demotion, but when I saw this, I just laughed out loud. There are others just like me! LOL." —Mary V

Get it from Amazon for $4.46+ (available in sizes S-XXL).

25. An Art-Deco style poster in bold hues to brighten up any Scorpio's home.

Get it from Danielle Kroll on Fab for $34+ (available in all 12 star signs).
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Get it from Danielle Kroll on Fab for $34+ (available in all 12 star signs).

26. A tobacco and vanilla-scented candle that's warm, spicy, and exactly what this sign would go for on a chilly day.

Scorpios can be extremely warm and giving if you get to know them. They are just very private people, so you might not see it at first!Get it from BrandIron on Etsy for $24.
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Scorpios can be extremely warm and giving if you get to know them. They are just very private people, so you might not see it at first!

Get it from BrandIron on Etsy for $24.

27. A pretty phone case a Scorpio will proudly show off while on a call — discussing something philosphical, no doubt.

Get it from Anthony Troester on Society6 for $28.79 (available for iPhone4-X and Samsung Galaxy S4-S8).
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Get it from Anthony Troester on Society6 for $28.79 (available for iPhone4-X and Samsung Galaxy S4-S8).

28. A book of ghost stories from the Victorian Age that'll appeal to a Scorpio's morbid curiosity and fascination with the occult.

Promising review: "I've always loved scary story books, and this one does not disappoint! Great item for a spooky night." —julietteGet it from ModCloth for $22.99, Amazon for $15.60, Barnes & Noble for $16.37, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.
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Promising review: "I've always loved scary story books, and this one does not disappoint! Great item for a spooky night." —juliette

Get it from ModCloth for $22.99, Amazon for $15.60, Barnes & Noble for $16.37, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

29. An adjustable hand chain for channeling your inner Cleopatra (a true Scorpio lady) at a festival, a party, or just at dinner. Why the hell not?

Promising review: "Great, great, great! I couldn't believe how solid this bracelet is. I expected something like light, hollow plastic for the price I paid but when I got this bracelet, I was pleasantly surprised at how solid and really heavy it is. My daughter loves it because she's a Scorpio, so I have to order another as she stole mine, lol. Definitely a good purchase; not overwhelming on the hand and a good, sturdy construction." —chris griffinGet it from Amazon for $8.99.
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Promising review: "Great, great, great! I couldn't believe how solid this bracelet is. I expected something like light, hollow plastic for the price I paid but when I got this bracelet, I was pleasantly surprised at how solid and really heavy it is. My daughter loves it because she's a Scorpio, so I have to order another as she stole mine, lol. Definitely a good purchase; not overwhelming on the hand and a good, sturdy construction." —chris griffin

Get it from Amazon for $8.99.

30. A stunning tapestry featuring Scorpio's signatures flowers —peonies.

How many hints do Scorpios have to drop before someone buys them a bouquet of peonies?! Get it from Marta Olga Klara on Society6 for $37.39+.
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How many hints do Scorpios have to drop before someone buys them a bouquet of peonies?!

Get it from Marta Olga Klara on Society6 for $37.39+.

31. A jewelry gift set to brighten up any stargazer's day... or night. The mismatched earrings are especially cool!

Get it from Anthropologie for $48 (available in all 12 star signs).
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Get it from Anthropologie for $48 (available in all 12 star signs).

32. A simple T-shirt that speaks for you, since Scorpios don't like to waste words on people who are not worth their time.

Scorpios are straightforward — maybe even blunt — and can sniff out bullshit from a mile away. They are selective with their company, so if they consider you a friend, cherish that relationship! They sure will.Get it from Missguided for $17 (available in sizes S-L and two colors; on sale from $21).
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Scorpios are straightforward — maybe even blunt — and can sniff out bullshit from a mile away. They are selective with their company, so if they consider you a friend, cherish that relationship! They sure will.

Get it from Missguided for $17 (available in sizes S-L and two colors; on sale from $21).

All hail the mighty and mysterious Scorpio!

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