“I only wanna make a drink a coal miner would want. Straightforward. Honest. Something that says, ‘I work in a hole.'”
"So, pick me. Choose me. Love me."
I've got Gryffindor in the bag-el!
This quiz couldn't BE anymore fun!
Lin-Manuel Miranda only writes bangers.
It would be brutal if you got a result you didn't want.
Let's find out if it's *actually* the perfect pre-workout beverage!
How will the new refresher compare among the rest?